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Somebody keep me distracted
| Ah heres a good one.
So i was at a friends house one night just hanging out with a few others.
Lets call this friend nekobro.
Why nekobro you ask? Because he was a fan of the nekopara franchise.
So nekobro sat a bunch of other friends down, turned on his computer,turned on the Speakers, booted up nekopara, set jiggle to maximum and timed how long each of them could last playing it.
I was watching it unfold over at a corner.
>N3
| Friend #1:lasted three minutes before looking at nekobro in the eyes with pure unrelenting judgement and walking away.
Friend #2:lasted five minutes before questioning his life choices and why he is friends with nekobro
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| Friend #3:lasted ten minutes before turning to nekobro and saying "well goes N10 down the drain for me im buying this <3<3<3<3"
Friend #4:lasted 20 minutes before we had to force him off of the game as he was violently masturbating screeching like a rabid stray cat.
So that was a thing.
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| I envy nekobro...
| I feel you man. Lotta guys I know are super into the mangoes.
Lemme do one.
So I'm chilling at my place and this augged up businessman flies THROUGH my window onto my couch(!!!) He's bleeding everywhere and I'm so in shock I haven't shit my pants. Anyway he injects some blue shit and his wounds clot up. He mumbles something about the window, and hands me a credstick and a datastick. Then his head explodes
Cont'd
| So I hear some geek boy yelling over comms for business guy to put his hands behind his head (lol). I shout out that I'm unarmed and that he's dead. 5 minutes a team of paramilitaries (cautiously) enters my pad. They tell me that this guy was scum, a human trafficker, etc. And, sorry for the window. And the lead guy tosses me ANOTHER credstick, then they just bolt.
Curiosity gets the better of me and I look through the datastick...
Cot'd
| It's pictures of his family, spreadsheets, logins... the company he works for. THE SAME COMPANY whose logo I just saw on these merc assholes! Name withheld because if someone from there reads this I'm probably fucked. So, I did what any sensible person would - rigged up a dead man's switch so it leaks if I die, and then just didn't pursue it.
So long story short I got a cellphone with the extra window money for doing next to nothing!
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| (dont mind me, just a fluff thread.)
So im up here camped out on a rooftop waiting for this guy to come out of this Chinese place so i can blow his head off.
Its been three fookin hours.
Feels like he is not coming out any time soon so i guess ill tell some or something stories to help pass the time.
Aside from that feel free to ask me anything
Now Lets see...where to start...?
>N3verW3re