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Penguin Mafia?
| Oh dear...
| Uhhmmm...
Hanse get ze flamwerfer.
Oh wait hes dead.
What the actual fuck happened?
>N3verW3re
| My body is ready
| Pingu bukkake
| Soooo fuck
| guess im moving
| This is my fetish
| I want them to noot their loads all over me
| I want to be twitching in pleasure with only one sentence to say: "noot me daddy"
| I can speak english you fucking degenerates
-The Emperor
| Noot me daddy
| I cant, my lust for you is too great
| This proves my love is true, I can hear my love
| >>282667
You think I'll fall for that you fuck?!
I am The Emperor! Lord of king penguins!
-The Emperor
| Be the lord of me too, please daddy pingu
| >>282680
The goal of any emperor!
POWER! A country of my own! I starts with this rotting pizza!
>>282678
Stop that!
-The Emperor
| >>282683
Hmm..
And what is your operational strength?
You know manpower, weaponry etc.
Also i dont think
>>b40043
Will stop any time soon.
>N3
| Lord Pingu, let me help you, I will help you any way I can
| >>282692
I will gather an army of followers! The desperate will follow me when I show them my intelligence and wit! I will tactically lead them to victory! I have fended off the "White Thong" already with them!
>>282693
You can assist me if you stop calling me "Lord Pingu" my title is "The Emperor"
-The Emperor
| Yes, thank you Great Lord Pingu my love and that whomst I lust for eternity, thank you for considering my request.
| >>282700
Moral Compass?
You act like that has any meaning in this day and age! "Moral Compass" stopped existing long ago. Everyone is a hero of their own story, what matters is who wins.
(Neutral Evil)
-The Emperor
| As if anyone would follow you, pre- er, I mean, birdbrain. -NotaSnek
| Yes, thank you oh Amazing Great Lord Pingu, my Love and that whomst I Lust for Eternity, it feels amazing when you berate me so, please I beg that you continue whilst I serve you for as long as our lives.
| >>282716
Like I'll go to some random location for some sort of trap. I'll let my boys do it for me.
You fuck!
You snake fuck!
-The Emperor
| Yes oh The Ultimate Amazing Great Lord Pingu, my Love and that whomst I Lust for Eternity, your promise for me to fall by your hand would be my greatest wish, it shows that you truly are the master of my life and that whomst understands and fulfills my desires.
| fdd
| must be hard typing without fingers
| It makes me so happy that The Ultimate Amazing Great Lord Pingu of this Universe, my Love and that whomst I Lust for Eternity, is able to so easily fend off these pitiful attempts to insult his gloriousness
| His captivating silence pierces the darkness of this world, lighting it anew with his righteousness, truly he is the greatest.
| Fucking damn it!
-The Emperor
| Ah, once more his righteous voice echos throughout all of creation, its luster and eloquence making all those who exist to bow to his might, oh The Ultimate Amazing Great Lord Pingu of this Universe and Beyond, my Love and that whomst I Lust for Eternity, our hearts go out to you, for your unfathomnable godliness knows no limits.
| Squak!
-The Emperor
| Ah, to squak, the purest sound, squak, its simple yet with indescribable complexity, squak, it rings with the melody of a thousand trumpets yet soft enough to be accompanied by the beat of ones own heart, squak.
| Perhaps you should just ignore them.
>N3
| YEEEESSSSSS PENGUIIIIINNNNSSSSSS
| Crazy...
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| >an image of a warehouse which has been painted black and white like a pneguin. Tons of vans outside and people in penguin masks standing guard.
>theres a very large flag shaped like a penguin
What the fuck...