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[SomeNewsReport] Nautical Nightmare! Maelstrom Matron Mystery!
| Getting closer to the center, the fog thickens and a powerful seemingly permanent electromagnetic storm disrupts many communication and equipment. That, in addition to the disastrous water conditions, have made attempts to get to the center of the storm incredibly difficult, but not for our team of suicidal reporters!
| According to their reports, upon getting to around a few miles away from the center, the weather suddenly becomes silent, an eerie chill encapsulating all. The water seemingly freezes solid, and the team were forced to proceed on foot.
after a little of wandering through the impregnable pink mist, the team says they've managed to find "The mother of all pantygurls" Appearing to be, or related to the one spotted in GC earlier this year. She was sleeping peacefully...
| That is until one of the members decided to shoot it.
That was the last we've ever heard of that news team.
Ever since then, many people have claimed to have the Kaijupantygirl visit their city, drowning them in a heavy pink fog. and leaving them all with... a fresh pair of panties?!
Ah well, that was all the panty related news today, see you next time!
| ...What. -CN
| So that was what Mimi was talking about...
-8||8
| Son weird
| I kind of wanna gather a party to hunt them down now
| I am going down there.
-W
| >>281378
Uhm....
That's a little dangerous you know...
I wouldn't kill yourself over some seaward underwear.
but i can't stop you, i'll head with you, i suppose.
-Tsuya
| >>281401
Well I can't exactly just let innocent people die. If it proves too much for me I will back down but I should at least try
-W
| Where would you like to meet up?
-W
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| >>281527
...
You're really dead set on this huh?
Are you sure you even have the forces to deal with this?
Oh well, i'll contact you, we'll be meeting up at the Vindertech warehouse in a few days.
-Tsuya
| >>281552
Even if its a wasted effort I should at least try to investigate. If people keep getting kidnapped it could affe t how others view panty girls and I don't want any discord to befall you and your kind. I will see you then
-W
| Soo thaaatssss where the big one weeennnt. Ooooohhh.
Also
Gahd fhaakkin dhamit dhak.
>N3verW3re
| You know, sometimes I wonder why I haven't left this city yet. -Khora
| tbf, it hasn't even come close to this city yet
we should ne fiiine
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| Ever since a certain gigantic Pantygurl spawned and disappeared from GC, A large pink mist, roughly the size of a city, has been spotted sporadically in faroff waters Attempts to fully document the phenomena has been difficult.
According to one expedition, the fog itself contains a powerful aphrodisiac that is difficult to resist, causing many unprepared sailors to have orgies of... astronautical proportions.