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| >It's a video file depicting what appears to be... uh... What the FUCK? It's a crumpled, empty human skin floating in the waters of the Flooded District, surrounded by large quantities of an opaque white gel.


| i don't feel so good


| >>279587

frankly, me neither


| https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reserve_Police_Battalion_101


| Yeah.
Thats the flooded


| Huh. What kind of technology was used for that? I'd like to know.
-GG


| i tried poking it with a stick and the gel just kinda... moved. like not the "oh you pushed it with a stick" kinda movement more like the "ow you poked me with a stick" kinda movement

anyway i'm following this skin, ama -op


| Could you please poke a hole in it, and film it. Just so I can see what happens.
-GG


| >>279843
Why doe?
>N3verW3re


| >>279846
I'm just curious. I've never seen anything like that before.
-GG


| OP gonna a fucking die


| Ooze might be a melted dude!?
If safe try making a path for it onto land, but get ready to run if it starts coming towards you.
You don't want to be an extra in The Stuff. Trust me.


| >>280310
relax i got spare frames if it attacks

rn it's kinda just... floating. i think i see some kinda button on the skin tho


| >>280670
Push de button.
>N3


| >>280928

if anything happens to this frame i'm mailing you the repair bill


| >>280936
Fair.
>N3


| >>280948

alright HERE FUCKING GOES


| >>281001
[waits in anticipation]
>N3


| >>281030

it just made a beeping noise and HOLY SHIT

YO THE GOO JUST WENT INTO THE SKIN????


| You should run. I think it might be alive.


| -GG


| >>281055

i have to see where this shit goes

also i don't think this is skin


| >>281061
It's probably not.


| >>281063

yeah this ain't skin

also i think this might be some prototype robot or some shit i have this blank androgyne staring at me right now


| Stab. See what happens. Record it too, of course.
-GG


| Whats your cords?
Ill send a drone.
You can poke it from a safe distance.
>N3


| >>281077

i'm not stabbing this thing

lemme ask it a few questions first

>>281078

flooded district obv, near torivi's old hq


| >>281081
Sent.
It should have a controller.
Thus you can science this with safety.
>N3


| >>281085

thanks chief, i'll try to make it up to you


| okay so this thing has a... normal reaction to being poked it flinches and goes "ow". it hasn't tried to attack me yet so uh

ask it anything ig


| Can it do anything else?


| Ask if it enjoys hentai.
-GG


| >>281987

it says it can "reconfigure" itself into anything i want it to

>>282039

it's saying it doesn't have any but it can download it if i please


|


| I guess ask it how it came to be floating face down in a drainage ditch?


| >>282083
Ask it to become a loli.
-GG


| >>283561

no why would i do that

>>283249

no joy- it doesn't remember much. it *is* hand-built though, which says it's probably a prototype or something custom-made.


| >>283571
If it does, it knows what a loli is, which would help us judge it's intelligence. Also, it would look cute.
-GG


| >>283615

fine, you win.

it can in fact turn into a loli.


| >>283796
Awesome! Now, can it turn into a futa ogre loli, with mid-sized plot? Ask it with my exact words.
-GG


| >>283852

no


| >>283852

also that sounds like a fuckin logic bomb

that being said i think i figured out what it is thanks to your bizarre requests

i think this thing is a shapeshifting sexbot


| Ask it if it is willing to work for me. JK

In all seriousness
Ask it if it can remember literally *anything* prior to its discovery.
>N3


| >>283879
It would confirm if it could understand "substitute words". By saying plot instead of boobs or tits, which would further help us to understanding it's intelligence.
-GG


| Ask it if it is willing to work for me. JK

In all seriousness
Ask it if it can remember literally *anything* prior to its discovery.
>N3


| >>283879
It would confirm if it could understand "substitute words". By saying plot instead of boobs or tits, which would further help us to understanding it's intelligence.
-GG


| >>283885

i did ask it about the whole "plot" thing, and it does understand substitute words.

>>283886

it does remember a basic introduction?


| >>283890
Go on?
>N3


| >>283890
You seem quite boring, and an introduction to who/what?
-GG


| >>283897 >>283899

it introduced itself- turns out this *is* a sexbot. more specifically a senciner series 0 ivoire.

according to itself, it has the same degrees of customizability as a normal release ivoire, but it can be customized on the fly- that functionality probably got cut out so they could sell those expensive-ass mod stations.


| >>283901

it also has... a scary range of customizations, really. i mean aside from the physical aspect this thing can grow clothes and alter more... "internal" traits. and let's not get into the personality.

you could probably make a goddamn fortune if you could reproduce this unit.


| >>283901 >>283903
Hmmm
That begs the question as to what was it doing in flooded...
>N3


| >>283906

oh that's an easy one: senciner was based in tellurium hills before the whole district went under. the r&d division was in their hq and it drowned alongside most of the old senciner.


| >>283907
Well shi
Whatcha going to do with it OP?
>N3


| >>283907
Well shi
Whatcha going to do with it OP?
>N3


| >>283913

that's what i'm trying to figure out: i have the option of selling it, keeping it, or trying to get this thing legally recognized.


| >>283918
I think you should go for the last two.
-GG


| >>283918
Cherish it as your own?


| >>283919 >>283921
Yeah perhaps you should just keep it.
But uh you know...clean it first...who knows what is in that water..
>N3


| >>283925

yeah, i'll clean it.

incidentally, there's a "girlfriend" option in here- do i turn it on?


| >>283927
Perhaps something along the lines of
"initiate girlfriend mode"
Or something.
>N3


| >>283931

i pressed it and that does seem to be the function it has

i now have a loving shapeshifting sexbot girlfriend

how the fuck am i supposed to feel about this


| >>283934
Happy, and in 24h, possibly dehydrated.


| >>283934
Confused, excited, slightly scared, and moderately turned on probably.
>N3


| >>283938 >>283937

i mean on the bright side i didn't think i'd ever land a girl, let alone a shapeshifting one- all the cuties i know are straight :(


| >>283939
Well.
I mean.
It better then nothing, actually its better then most.
Also it can shapeshift, sooooooo futa dong if your into that.
Honestly im still kinda confused
>N3


| >>283945

i'm naming her cherie for now

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