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So how many kids does that Lolicon CN have
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>-HAKASE
| Too much, lol
| I mean....
YEaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah
But he also gets new kids everyday
| What's this about CN collecting kids? Are they orphans or something?
-W
| Nah, they're his sex slaves
| Hey, you never know, maybe he's like actually a great dad or something
-Noriko
| >>277583
I highly doubt that. If he was creating super solider we would stop him. There is already one super solider army and that is one too many
-W
| No doubt, he's building a loli army to one day RULE THE WORLD! Wake up GC, stop him at all cost before our world is overrun by the Smol Dystopia!!
| Maybe, think about it...
CN is just every slave trader in town
like, he's a master of disguise or something!
| >>277593
No! I will not listen to your words of sheer idiocy! The loli army is a good thing! If lolis take over the world, creating the trap army will be much easier! We just kill all the lolis who aren't traps, and then the world would be perfect! RISE UP PEOPLE, AND LET'S ALL HELP CN!!! LET'S AID HIM IN HIS QUEST TO ACHIEVE WORLD PERFECTION!!!
-GG
| I can assure I'm not making a loli army. -CN
| >>277606
We will keep you to that though we are concerned about why you have a mass amount of children
-W
| >>277621
Not all of them. You're in possession of my kid, and I'm still alive, even if I might not look like it.
-GG
| I wonder how much money CN has in order to buy all of these kids. How much does it cost to maintain the orphanage(s)?
-r
| Probably fucked some corporate heiress or something
| If CN is not building a loli army, I'll take his lolis and build my own!!
| I agree. It's something that must never be done to children again
-W
| I'm laughing right now at Wendy taking this all so seriously. Or maybe I'm the fucked up one for forgetting how weird CN is.
-Fiz
| What is a meme?
is... Is it a joke? Is that what it means?
-W
| Yes a meme is similar to a joke.
Man you really need to go out more...
>N3
| >>278192
That's what Lily is always telling me. I don't have many reasons to go out except for business so I spend most my time in my room. A few people have expressed concern for my behavior. I guess I should try and go out more
-W
| >>278209
Have you *seen* her room?
There was trash everywhere and all sorts of chaos.
I mean the problem was fixed a bit ago but still.
It was filthy
>N3
| It was not that bad
-W
| >>278229
Ok.
But apparently the movie was.
>scaredwendy2.jpg
>it showcases Wendy when her facade has dissipated. She is tearing up and is hugging her knees to her chest. She forces herself to stay put
| Just noticed this now but i forgot my handle.
>N3
| When did you take That! delete that right now! A-And it wasn't that bad! I j-just wasn't feeling good!
-W
| is this peak /u/ -sh4de
| You know, y'all chummers joke about him making a "loli army," but let's be serious for a moment here.
For one, lots of rich chummers have been going to geekboy in particular to try and buy or take his kids by force. If they were just normal bunraku, why bother fucking with him? Why not go elsewhere?
Second, except for recently, he almost always goes after some hybrid kids. Here's the thing- this was before biomod cosmetics were popular. And they ain't catboomers. -Starspot
| So now I'm real curious... avoiding the sex slavery, which I ain't about to rule out... what if those kids *are* special in some way?In a way that makes all corps and other trash try to mess with him on the regular?
Don't know about y'all... but that sounds like a hell of a payday. If ya survive a run against the... "DynamoFucks." -Starspot
| So how about it, chummers? Any of you jokers feeling lucky? -Starspot
| Hmmm... Like cute girls with aninal ears? That's... really hot actually, no way am i letting him keep all of them to himself!
| To our knowledge, CN is currently in possession of at least a baker's dozen of children. Some of the "hybrids" appear to be slightly older, possibly in their late teens or early twenties, and are likely there of their own volition.
...I should note that they *did* appear well fed, and did not *appear* to show any signs of distress.
However, there's only so much you can glean from a leaked security camera feed... -Sparks
| >>278619
Let me get this straight...
This CN guy has had Corps trying to get these kids from him for some time now with no success.
And you want to round up a group of rag tag dumbasses to try and do it instead?
Sounds like you'll need to change your name to Bloodspot, my guy.
| >>278661
Of course- why the hell do you think corps hire *US* to do their dirty work? For the deniability? To save their sorry security forces?
Of course. But there's another reason- we get shit *done.*
>>278672
I wonder how much your buddies at VeriaTech would pay for one of those kids. -Starspot
| I'll have you know that we stopped using "the tracker" months ago. Yet another idea that was "good on paper" but in practice unreliable as all hell.
Afternoon, my fine anons. c: -Eros
| Who's this faggot? -Starspot
| ;-;
[... has disconnected.]
| >>278687
Call me StarSpot; Fixer for the Shiners, shadowrun group. And I know a payday when I see it. -S.S.
| >>278683
That's your opening...?
>>278685
He's head of PR for VT... also you're doing a great job at this amicable fixer thing by the way. -CN
| >>278691
Just as I thought. Never heard of ya.
I'll write it down though, in case I see your obituary in the news.
-A.F.J.
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| Like seriously sometimes i think he kidnapped every kid in the god damn city like fuck man.
Is he raising his own tiny army of super soldiers or something?