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A-Con 20XX

| >This is a stream. It depicts a mid-sized cosplay convention. There's a wide variety of cosplayers in the venue, just hanging out and chatting with each other.
>A loud bang comes from the right of the camera, and all heads turn to that direction, revealing a door on the other side of the convention room.


| >This door, however, doesn't last long, as a veritable onslaught of Emil cosplayers barges through it. the cosplays are varied- from custom-built Lilim frames to huge Emil heads rolling on the floor to. All of them have one thing in common, however: They're all playing Emil's shop theme at max volume.
>The cosplayers flood into the room. The camera turns 180 degrees, revealing another Emil squad entering from that end of the room too. They're playing the same song.


| >The hall fills with a symphony of "EVERY DAY'S A SALE, EVERY SALE'S A WIN" that increases in volume as the Emils pour into the room. The occasional non-Emil cosplayer can be seen carried on the tide- A particularly confused Chiaki Nanami floats by on a tide of Emil heads.


| >A chat box has opened.
>The Emils resume flooding into the room, and the camera rises into the air as an Emil scoops the bearer- A Bayonetta cosplayer -up.
>With the room packed full, the Emils begin flowing towards the next ballroom, helpless cosplayers in tow.


| >The vanguard of Emil heads is the first to arrive at the door, and crashes through it into the arms fair on the other side. The camera surges up into the air as more Emils join the chaos. A Lilim girl cosplaying a female Geralt crashes down next to Bayonetta, evidently launched by the sudden surge.
>The Emil Shop theme has become a veritable cacophony, stunning the security as they and the exhibitors are caught in the tide of Emils.


| I mean, nier automata was good, (and so was 2B) but this...this is a bit much...
>N3verW3re


| >At this point, Bayonetta has recovered enough that she can (shakily try to) get up, which she does. The Emils are now diverging to burst through the other doors.
>The song picks up tempo as the Emils flow faster and faster. The wave carrying Bayonetta and female!Geralt crashes through... no, not the door. It crashes through the wall to the next ballroom. This one, mercifully, is empty. A Pagan Min floats past.


| >The Emils fill the empty ballroom, then rush through the wall again, into another convention. female!Geralt is swept into Bayonetta by a small crowd of RWBY and Warframe cosplayers who have somehow acquired riot shields and are using them as surfboards. A scream can be heard, and Bayonetta actually falls to the "ground" this time, knocked down by Geralt girl just in time to avoid a flying Reinhardt.


| >The shield surfers double back. "Here, catch!" A Rhino cries, tossing a pair of riot shields to Bayonetta and Geralt. The shields are successfully caught mere moments before Rhino wipes out, knocked off his board by a Leman Russ.
>Suddenly, the camera jerks to the right as the Emils begin to flow towards one of the auxiliary exits. The camera blacks out for a moment and suddenly we're in the hallway, traveling through one of the side corridors.


| >The corridor is rather narrow, meaning that the Emils here are traveling MUCH faster than the ones in the ballrooms. Geralt girl and Bayonetta hold onto each other for support as wave after wave of Emils comes crashing down over their heads.


| >At this point, the feed abruptly blacks out...


| Emils are cute... But, this is disturbing.


| >The stream comes back online! Bayonetta and Geralt girl are still alive, which is great. Not so great, however, is the change in scenery- The camera seems to be traveling VERY FAST up an elevator shaft.


| B E S T B O Y E

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