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My Maker won't stop drugging itself. What the hell should I do?
| Oh, also, directly quarreling with this fucking junkie to get the drugs away from it by force has been proving to be a bit...risky. I don't want to make headlines on the Augmented Eye as the idiot who got murdered by their own home appliance.
| Uhhhh... Well if you can believe it I've heard of this before. First, does it speak in any way? Through it's console? Audio? Anything?
-Angus
| >>276088 yes, it's able to speak through the console, though lately I've been getting the same kinda of responses you get from those junkies downtown when you don't give them money. Normally it should just give me what I ask for, but since he's always high lately every order gets screwed up. Earlier I asked for a coffee and it tasted like dog piss and oil. Last night I asked for a fuse and it gave me some overcharged old-fashioned lithium battery that almost exploded in my hands.
| Alright so first, you're gonna fuck it's brain up. Ask it for a glass half full of water. When you get it, say it's half empty, you wanted half full. This is a simple way to fry it's AI. Not destroy it, but sort of knock it out. Lemme know how that works out.
-Angus
| Emp it lole
| >>276120 ...I just did that. He gave me some weird green liquid that looked like it came out of a drain but, well, at least it was liquid.
When I gave him the paradox, though, it just started laughing uncontrollably for about a minute. Then it produced some dog poop over a porcelain plate.
If this thing hadn't been expensive af I would already have thrown this useless washing machine out of the window.
>>276171 I don't want to fry it even more.
| >>276179
Good lord it's such a druggy it can't even think anymore. Alright then... Ask it if it'll hook you up with some nanodrugs. Say you want to try them. If you can get it to even remotely obey it might spark some kind of reboot. Or it'll call you a Narc. Either or.
-Angus
| >>276189 and if not... Hey, free drugs.
None of us would have this problem if we could root our makers, but SOME asshole had to turn their apartment block into grey goo and now NOBODY gets to have fun.
| >>276210
Pssh I still say that was a stunt, 2nd law of thermodynamics means grey goo can't actually work.
| >>276210 damn, don't even remind me of that block, it's on my way to work. Now and then I bump into that cripple who lost his legs turning the maker off, he forgets about me everytime and tries to make me listen to his life story and get some bucks out of me.
And fuck, the last time I tried to mess with his circuits I woke up to a bloody horse's head at the feet of my bed. At this point my own maker is scarier to me than the prospect of being swallowed by grey goo.
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| For those not aware, Maker is a new tech that creates virtually anything out of a "base block" or some shit (although it has that annoying safe lock, which won't let me produce money or heavy weaponry; the bowel disruptor I got it to make seems pretty dangerous though).
Somehow, they thought it would be a good idea to equip it with a dimwit AI. Problem is, it managed to get through its own locks and now it's constantly making nanodrugs for its own recreation. How do I fix this?