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G.C. Zoo Escape
| Sorry. The Armadillo is wrong. Its a mixed porcupine and headhog hybrid. The name was Armidalo.
| How unfortunate! I sure hope they don't slither into people's homes and take the place of law-abiding citizens! -NotaSnek
| If the crocodile is still in flooded district, I could probably get it back to you unharmed. I'll head there searching.
Anything I should know about it though? Anything unusual, or to be aware of, about it? Appart from just being a crocodile I mean.
-ACB
| Can I strap some heatlasers on that croc and see how well he fares against the goldfish?
| >>274919
First it was cybercrab vs cyberseagulls...
Now you want fucking cybercrocodile vs cybergoldfish?
The fuck is wrong with this city?
| >>274923
You're what's wrong with this city if you cant get how AWESOME A FUCKING LASER CROC WOULD BE!
| I swear to god it's that Llama that caused it.
-Jhensen
| >>274923
To be fair, there was already an infamous cybergoldfish...
You can say that they were the first of the "cyber animal terrorists" to pop up last year, when some derp bought a surplus of Type-F Heat Lasers and attached one to his goldfish.
...which promptly escaped when he tried flushing it down a toilet.
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| Several animals from the Glitch City zoo have escaped. Please be advised and call animal control if you spot.
An Armadillo. A crocodile outside of the flooded. An emperor penguin (reward of 4Kz for them) and an albino rainbow fish.
Please do not harm the animals