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Lost at sea
| >Some distant telling can barely be heard
>"Вы арестованы за нарушение семнадцати международных законов Капитан Шей!"
"Ye are not taking me nowhere ice chuggers!!"
| Captain? —M9
| Lass! Long time no s--*Blast*
| God Damn these guys!! How is life treating ya lass??
| >"сдаться сейчас, и нам не придется убивать тебя!!"
To hell with yer hellish language!!
>The noise of explosions and metal hitting metal increase
| "These cannons haven't been used since my fath--Whoa!!"
*CLANK*
| "Haha that was a close one pals! Luckily your balls don't explode on contact like mine!"
>"нам все еще не разрешено использовать смертоносные силы?"
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| >A long dead transmission starts with static noise and shortages, but it's quickly replaced by the angry voice of an old man
"--Wich is why boats don't belong on land!!"
>A gunshot followed by an explosion interrupts abruptly
"Why is that damned thing working now!? Captain's log day number 267 since first transmission, today I'M taking out some dirty pirates!!"