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Well...i just founded the church of bacon

| So uhhh
You know all those crazy murder cults floating around?
I may have accidentally created a...
'reverse murder cult' sorts.

Let me explain cuz this crap is hilarious.

One day i stumbled upon some strange folk.
These people were rather tired with all the murder and stuff.

So i decided to mess with them.

After some honeyed words, a silver tongue and a grand illusion, i convinced them i was god
(cont)


| But thats not all.
Because when i say me i mean Bacon.

Yes thats right.
I started the church of bacon.

Like.
I didn't even mean to do that.
I was just messing with them.
But now look
>saywha.mpx
> https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aR34RXy_460swp.webp

So now there are these guys who are hunting down all murder cults.

And they all worship bacon.

I dont know what to think.
So all i can do is laugh

Whats your take on the situation /u/?


| Doubt


| Bacon tastes good.
-GG


| Wait how old are they???????

This City is crazy to begin with...so I guess Bacon religion is a possibility.

Do you have effing bible or the like?

Wahahahaha

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