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Halk IRC invites YOU to the move-in Invitational!
| "Successfully, we have secured a new form of transportation, after millions of years of evolution. From walking, to driving, flying and floating, we now have a safer pass, and you can get in on this during the invitational on your weekend. We also would like to discuss our plans as an alien community, arriving to your homes. This galaxy is uncharted territory for us, and quite likrly, we do not want to make our first impression worse than it is, with our previous incident."
| "This invitational will include following topics such as sharing knowledge of culture, technological differences and pass-time entertainments within the limits of things like sports. I would like to ask leaders of this city to openly talk with me and you, along with OSSN directive Kudo Misuzaki, to connect with each other and learn."
| "And last, but not least, we would like to integrate our colony within yours, aid against fourth world parties and build a bond with no intention of disagreement. Thank you if you've listened this far, I personally do appreciate it. From now until Saturday, we will be searching for a location within your city big enough to host this event. We hope you will attend, as the requested sign in upon entry will be,
>Helius.
Thank you fo- W-What? N-No I'm not done y-"
| >The feed ends abruptly, all that's left to display is the background, having darkened and faded as a sort of 'stream over' screen. There is nothing else is played.
| Hmm... -CN
| "Aliens?"
| >I may have to tell Boss about this...
>-HAKASE
| Oh man, I might just be glad I moved here
-LL
| Hmmmm.... Looks like new conspiracy theories will circulate my school again.
-E
| Yes, of course, because what we need are *more* offworlders. -cyb~il
| >An obnoxious pop-up assaults everyone's screens
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>Pop-up spews into a bottomless clickfest I tested was every type of malicious attack known to cyberspace, stubbornly refuses to be banished.
| Is thia even real????
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| > A.. Rather strangely encoded trideo begins playing with a man centered on screen in front of a blue background, covered in symbols with meaning, but never seeing the face of Glitch City.
"Hello, citizens of Glitch city. My name is Owen halk. Great, great, great grandson of the founder of Halk IRC, Charles Halk. This is an invitation, from whomever listens, to join us in celebration as we have made quite a discovery in our field of science, which has lead us here to this planet."