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(AD)Dick's pizza
| lolololol >"eaten Dicks"
Yes, I'm immature. Deal with it :P
-Zee
| Wood ovens? That's pretty good. If they don't go bankrupt soon, I might pay them a visit.
-GG
| Pfft
-OS
| "Choose your own"
calling it, this is a cannibal cult
-Fennick
| hahaah
| Oh god (；ﾟДﾟ)
(º﹃º )(º﹃º )(º﹃º )(º﹃º )
You're really making me horny <3
(♥ω♥*)
I haven't had a dick in so long!
-Chinchilla
| Dick's Pizza? What's next!?
-E
| Mike Hunt's Crusty Tacos, coming to a district near you!
-Fiz
| This thread....
| Yes yes haha.
Its all fun and games until your tricked by a futanari when ordering digornios for delivery.
>N3verW3re
| Now I'm hungry
Does Dick's Pizza have a delivery service?
-E
| >>265849 >>266015
Tbh i probably wouldn't have cared if it wasn't for the fact that her she-member was touching the pizza,
And....oozing precoom...
So i ordered a new one.
>>266029
I think it does.
>N3
| Oof
| >>266043 >>266106
Salty pizza?
Blegh.
>>266124
Punishment?
What do you mean?
Forgive me but i am unfamiliar with the subject.
>N3
| >>266336
I'm saying you should have forced her to have your way with her cute dick obvs.
If she was oozing already, she was expecting something to go down herself. X3
Set the pizza aside, she's the meal now that my sexual hunger has been teased.
| >>266368
It's obvious that you're not a hentai fan. Probably not an anime fan either. You wouldn't understand.
-GG
| >>266461
No i like anime.
Still waiting for second season of no game no life.
Hentai is a different story.
>N3
| >>266466
>I like anime. I watched No Game No Life.
>Please don't disappoint me even more.
I know hentai is a different story, but you should at least get the a vague idea if you have watched a decent amount of anime.
-GG
| >>266478
Holy shit take a hint.
I.was.playing.dumb.
I found it funny to play the dense portag.
I would have kept playing dumb.
BUT NOBODY DOUBTS MY OTAKU-NESS!
>N3
| >>266481
Everyone doubted your otaku-ness, and I still do. But let's test it, shall we?
What happened in panel four on page 144 in chapter 641 of Boku no Pantsu Academia Reborn?
-GG
| This is too gay to be okay...
-Sigma
| So the real question is, are futas gay for everyone or straight for everyone? Not that it really matters lol
| And this thread turns into a different conversation.
| >>266965
But in what way? Doing that can be very easy to guess. You need to give me more details.
-GG
| >>267716
Ok. You might be a slight otaku, but you could also just have searched it up. I'll take care of you later.
-GG
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| >a trideo plays
>it, of course is about Dick's pizza.
"do you like pizza?
We know these people do!"
>it showcases the dining floor where customers are happily eating thier pizza.
"Tired of being limited to preset toppings?
Here you can choose your own!"
>it cuts to the kitchen where the head cook is swapping out cooked and uncooked pizza
"Our special wood burning oven will always leave your taste buds satisfied!"
"Dick's pizza.
You haven't eaten pizza until you've eaten Dicks!"