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Stories of adventures you had

| (don't mind me, just a random fluff thread to balance out the 13ish settings)
So, usually i just go out and see where the wind (and sometimes alcohol) takes me.
But then i thought "what about those fellows in /u/?
They must have some interesting experiences as well."
So i made this.
You g/u/rls and chummers have anything interesting you are willing to share?
Like cool or funny stories you lived through while adventuring or during a run?
>N3verW3re


| Ah don't think ah'll ever live down the noodle incident. -M9


| >>258025
Noodle incident?
>N3

##_hidden:Stormy##

| >>258036
Noodle incident. -M9


| I remember the time my hometown burned down while I had to run from murderous ex-bosses.
-c_i9


| >>258042
Would you like to share this 'noodle incident'?
>N3


| >>258042
Would you like to share this 'noodle incident'?
>N3

##_hidden:Stormy##

| >>258051

Er... -M9


| >>258048
Oh?
Do tell.
But one at a time if possible.
>N3


| I remember the time i killed my entire squad, got my explosive lisence suspended and got promoted...
fun times.
-Ace


| >>258052
If you do not wish to say i wholeheartedly understand.
>>258054
Hmm.
Odly reminiscent of a experience i once had...

Do tell if you are willing.
>N3


| I once went to the supermarket and a man was throwing things off the shelf
-8||8


| I once got to use some transdimensional cloaking device after running through the sewers to escape from some Phoenix corps. I had found some dirty info on Sei Asagiri, so they really wanted me dead. Except they sucked at aiming and only shot me in the arm.

Then I had some Hippy robot pull the bullet out and sew the wound closed. Then the December riots happened.

Kind of a shitty day, that was.
-RaIn


| >>258072
Well, let's see... Hector died horribly when he 'acidentally' got sucked into a jet engine. Storm founf that his controls were mysteriously reversed... Flaming Betty found herself asleep on the job and in an unfourtunate ppace too...

And as for Dorcas...
I put poison in his mutton.


| I became a god in my own right


| >>258162
...
Yep, more or less what i once saw...
>>258150
One time i was in the outskirts.

There i saw a random shack in the middle of a field
I looked inside.
There was a homeless guy jacking off to an aunt jemima bottle.

I stopped adventuring for a while after that.
>N3


| I remember back at my father's hometown, whilst I was little, he'd grant me mountains of yen for catching livestock that escaped, or just for fun. -KN


| >>258053
Nothing much to say, defected from their Super Spook Project so they sent runners after me, and turns out that the city caught ablaze in the meanwhile due to some other peeps
Made a nice distraction, got out scott-free with all the work I'd done for em'
-c_i9


| Boy where could I start
-Neil


| This is from back when I first started working, but One time my buddy and I had to cross dress to get into a palace-like brothel to save our other teammate who had been kidnapped.

Needless to say, I wasn't able to make it by with how much more muscular my body is, but he managed to slip in just fine. I ended up having to go through an underground passage a local hoodlum kid knew about.
>Gold Knuckles.


| >>258429
>Wait, for real?
>How the hell have I never found the file for that fiasco?
>-HAKASE.


| >>258537
I'm assuming that wasn't for me girl. -Neil


| >>258663
(Yeah you're right sorry, ^^;; I'm really out of it today)


| >>258670
(It's all good happens to us all!)


| >>258537
My buddy specifically had it on Paper Filing only at his request. He may have definitely almost got raped if it wasn't for Me and the Kidnapped Teammate busting in to save him.
Everyone inside had to... turn their augs off, essentially so no funny business, basically.
-Gold Knuckles.

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