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[Livestream] Wedding Livestream!
| >As the decorating continues, she begins to remove the tables, arranging some sort of makeshift aisle with couch pews, Well if it works.
| "I was thinking about what kind of cake of get them, maybe something extra big? oh but She did say she was watching her weight..."
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| >C41N: No spycams Dahk...
| "Huh? what's wrong with spy cams? don't you wanna see her super cute wedding!?
>She opens some sort of datapad and mumbles
"Hm.... would it be too much buy strippers and beer? Or would she like a good neochristian marriage... hm.."
| >KM: Wha~? Get the strippers with the soft material clothing. They strip better!
| >C41N: The priest should be a stripper too.
| >N3: wha? Forgive me if i sound rude but,
>what kind of wedding has strippers?
| >C41N: The good ones.
| "Hm... Maybe i could ask Tsuya to make a bunch of stripper panty gurls then they'd both wearing and made out of super soft stuff... And good idea Cain! a Sexy priest stripper and hm....
Look, what kind of wedding takes place in a rundown bar? Wedding chapels are expensive to reserve you know, gotta cut costs somewhere!"
| >N3:...alright...
>sorry if i sound rude, it just a new concept for me is all.
| "...What else should get get... beer... strippers... cake... Oh oh! maybe i should spike the punch too!"
>As she muses more, she eventually runs out of couches to serve as pews, and claps her hands, suddenly a swarm of panties drop in from various crevices and take the form of the remaining couchpews
"Oh, can't get married without a bible!"
>She pulls out some sleezy magazine and places it on a counter
| >CAIN: I call dibs on one of the nicer, normal couches.
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| >8||8: This is the kind of wedding I'd go to
| >Tuna: I think you should talk to Angus about the wedding. You wanna make sure to include her in the decision making cause.you also wanna make this her dream day too. also no strippers.
| >>257338
"Sure thing! They're pretty old though, great great great grandfather's or something like that. one of them probably has the black plague honestly..."
>>257344
> She suddenly starts to blush
"T- this isn't mine! This is Marie's! you know! Helpg/u/rl! Planning our wedding is kind of an issue... mostly cause i'm worried about the unsavory types showing up, she may have returned the lilim their lives, but you can never be too careful..."
| >Tuna: I think you and Angus should hold a private ceremony and not make it too big to prevent that. also most your friends are mercenaries so someone would have to be pretty stupid to try some shit. Sorry I am just all pumped about your guys wedding I just assumed lol
| "Thanks Tuna... I should probably get back to decorating...
AND YES THERE WILL BE STRIPPERS"
| Peter: FUCK YES!
Tuna: Don't encourage her! Who the fuck would want strippers at their wedding! Marie is gonna be upset! How the hell did you find this?!
Peter: Internet
| "ayy that's my boi Peter! Feel free to stop by!"
>A Few hours pass, and the decorating is complete! It could almost pass as a wedding chapel!
>... If it wasn't for the Bar, the couchpews, the scantly clad women seemingly just hanging out getting drinks, the nun also being a stripper, and a very passed out drunk Dahk...
(Oh, feel free to come into the livestream as if it was a setting, or just continue to hang back and comment as a viewer, it doesn't really matter)
| >Cain: I go away for a few hours and come back to this? I don't know if I should be impressed or disappointed...
| >Other notable additions are well... Stripper Poles? A conspiciously large cake, and a "No clothes allowed sign"
>Eventually, the man of the hour, Marie walks in, incredibly stressed looking and for once not cross dressing?! He wear a rather fashionable suit, and his reaction to this mess of a chapel is simply, a sigh.
"Why did i let *her* decorate..."
| >A knock comes from the door
"Dahk! I brought the good shit!"
| >Marie opens the door, a deadpan expression on her face
"Yes. what is this "good shit?"
| >Behind Marie, arrives Cain, worried about Marie.
"You look great! I'm so happy for you!"
| >He blushes
"J-jeez... not wearing a dress kind of feels weird but... *grumble* Mom could you scold uncle later? I mean did she have to make the priest a stripper too?"
| >Cain scratches the back of her head, mildly blushing.
"Ehehe, I will, sure..."
| >Meanwhile Peter had gone over to flirt with the nun stripper, leaving a six pack of beer on the table.
| >>257427
>Peter grins
This is some beer I got imported from Francia awhile back. Its good stuff though its pretty strong
| >[r]- What is this. I'm super confused.
| >[Kappa] It's a wedding.... i... think...
| >The sound of the word "Beer" Jolts dahk to her feet
"BEER!? WHE- *ahem* Thanks peter, but i stopped drinking, think the strippers will like some though!"
>A Very annoyed Marie stomps up to Dahk
"UNCLE! YOU HAD ONE JOB! WHAT KIND OF WEDDING HAS STRIPPERS!? WHAT'S OS GOING TO THINK ONCE SHE GETS HERE?! A-
>Dahk puts a finger to his mouth
"Shhhh it's fine it's *fine*, besides, Cain said it herself! The good kind!"
| >Fiz: You wouldn't believe how hard I'm laughing right now. I'mma grab some popcorn
| >N3:you guys remind me of a cast of anime characters.
>this will be fun to watch.
| >Peter is now feeling up one of the strippers while two small girls walk in
"There... *Gasp* he is... *gasp*"
>Tuna squeaks out. Wendy just stands there unamused
"I don't know why you want me to drag him put of a strip club"
"I told you! This is a wedding!"
| >[r]- Something tells me that I should look forward to the bride's reaction.
| >N3:im half tempted to teleport some 100yo wine there.
>do i dare?
| >Marie stares at Cain suspiciously
".....Mom how horny can you be? You're away from aleid for 12 minutes and already ordering strippers?"
>She turns to face Wendy and co. with a smile on her face
"Oh hey there! Nice to meet you!... Uhm, i *probably* shouldn't say this, being a 25 year old loli myself but... Aren't you a bit young to be around strippers?"
| "I am 27. She is 23."
>Wendy simply states.
"I would think you would question Mr '15 year old' boy on why he is trying to bang a stripper but oh well"
>Wendy says in her usual monotone voice.
| >[Kappa] So many small children... i wonder if the FBI are watching...
| >[r]- I don't think that sending wine is a good idea, because it might as well turn the wedding into an orgy with everyone drunk. And I also don't think that they are children. Encountered one of them, turns out to be an augmented soldier.
| >>257524
"...Alright... i believe you..."
>>257522
"...You know, quite honestly between the lack of sleep, and the absurdity of the situation i'm in, i've just gone fully numb"
| *Believe you... for now.
| "Don't worry we wilk fix your wedding somehow"
>Tuna chimes
"I-Its not past the point of no return! We just gotta get all the strippers out of here"
| >Suddenly, some of the particuarly drunk strippers pick up Marie, teasing him... like a lot. Something about "joining in on the fun"
>Dahk whines
"nooo don't remove the strippers, it isn't a wedding if we don't have those!"
| >>257523
>Fiz: I mean, this is a public stream on /cyb/ after all.
>Also, I'm not crazy for thinking strippers at a wedding is not normal, am I? Not that I'm objecting...
| >>257542
>Cain's hand grabs Dahk by the shoulder.
"I think we can have the bachelor party a bit later..."
>Her hand grips hard.
"...Right?"
| >KM: Ooh I was just liking this part!
| Angus: Video feed is off Dahk so no suprises are being spoiled. But can I make my way over yet? I totally scored us tickets to South Korea for our Honeymoon. And the priest better not be a stripper.
| ( OOC: Fuck. Forgot the bloody >arrrrroooow. Whatever.)
| "Oh yeah, i can't wait for the Bachelor party... Wait video feed is off!? but i thought... i uh... Just a minute ladies!"
>a little very conspicuously she disappears into a room.
>Dahk: Don't worry! Will bring feed back up!
>she pauses
"Wait... When i said, wanna come to our wedding... did she think i meant *our* wedding!? Aw shit, i'm totally not prepared for this, who even heard of a double wedding? What did i get myself into...."
| >Dahk: You can come by anytime babe! We're waiting on you!
| >She stumbles out back into the room
"Right, so... Uhm, strippers! you all just, take a break in the backroom.... for a while... Oh and let go of the groom! Now about that camera..."
>Shortly after, the video switches back on, though she has to quickly converse with an incredibly flustered marie
"So uhm... uncle, thanks for removing the strippers but... we kind of don't have a priest anymore..."
"Don't worry your cute butt! I'm a qualified priest myself!"
| "You... are? What religion?"
"Cutieist!"
"..."
>Anyway, the feed shows Dahk stripping and changing into a slightlymoremodestthenyouexpect ofdahk priest outfit.
"Now as long as no one says 'RELEASE THE ARPHODISIAC' we'll be fine!"
| >N3:
>RELEASE THE APHRODISIAC
| >[r]- Um... release the aphrodisiac? Oh well, 2 peeps have said it.
| >[PANTY SYS] Outside consent verified, awaiting onsite consent for deployment
| >>258003
>cyrus *stealthily* teleports in and whispers
Release the aphrodisiac
>he then equally as stealthy, teleports away
| "It's a self defense command, if someone says those words, it'll release the arphodisiac in the pabties and...
>[Panty Sys] CONSENT CONFIRMED. RELEASING ARPHODISIAC. REPEAT PHRASE TO INCREASE DOSAGE.
>Out of vents, the floor and even the couches, come a faintly pink gas, yep that's arphodisic alright,
"...Is it just me, or do you look cuter then usual cain?"
| >>258089
>cyrus now wearing a gas mask *stealthily* teleports in again and whispers.
Release the aphrodisiac
>three two times
>he of course ports away in a stealthy manner
| "...N-no."
>Cain scrambles to find a mask in her pockets, finding a small portable one. She puts it on, but the effects of the aphrodisiac has already affected Cain, she's blushing heavily.
"Dahk... come here..."
| >[r]- What the heck is this...
| >>258099
>N3:what am i watching?
>i thought this was a wedding...
(lets say he was not seen on camera)
| >At this point, Dahk is blushing heavily too
"...Yeah Cain? what is it?"
>She leans in close
>Marie meanwhile, seems miraculously unaffected, other then the sweat anyway
>>258099
>[Pantysys] Arphodisiac lecels at 45% intensity
| >>258106
>Cain leans to Dahk's ear, whispering.
"Dahk, honey, shouldn't you fix this? Before I go do something?"
| Settings
| "...Do what?..."
> [Panty sys] Levels at 80%
| >[r]- This is ruined... now it's an orgy. I guess this is one of the streams that the viewers dictates everything.
| "Oh you know. Shoot the viewers that caused this?"
>Cain casually says, this time loud enough so the stream can hear it.
| >>258121
>N3: to be fair, and i mean no offence when i say this but.
>it was Planned by dahk and had stripper nuns.
>shi was going to be a orgy no matter what happened
| "O-oh ok... yeah ahem uhm... Tsuya could you come in here for uh... relief?"
"Sure thing!"
>As She enters, all the pink gas suddenly rushes into her, seemingly being stored or absored
| >Panty Sys: Supplies dry, manufacturing more. awaiting command...
| >[r]- Ummmm, I didn't do anything! It was N3 that said it first! Please don't kill me... whoever is seeing this, especially Ms. Cain...
| >Angus: Wait this isn't ours is it? Regardless we're going to South Korea I guess. Unless you're busy. I'm heading out right now, hopefully the place doesn't reek of that aphrodisiac when I get there.
| >Dahk: I mean... we can still get married now, if you want, Marie is freaking out over where OS is and itd be a shame to waste the strippers...
| (owo)
>scanning trideo stream...
>analyzing image and audio feed topography...
| >>258129
"Thanks Dahk, now back to the wedding?"
>Cain removes her mask, and gives her a quick peck on the cheek for a job well done.
| >Angus: Okay so. Strippers would kinda be nice. Maybe you're rubbing off on me. Let's get married babe. Now I'll be an extra bit to get ready. See you when I see you~
| >Marie, now moping and leaning on cain's shoulder, looks souless
"What if she doesn't show up? did i rush it? am i being stood up? did something happen?"
| >>258137
>N3: is cains Legendary fury really true?
>also you said it to so don't go pinning this at me.
>>258145
>hiya lisa
| >Suddenly a small knock is heard on the doors along with a voice
"Marie, are you here? I-I didn't get the wrong adress did I..."
>It's OS!
| >Marie jolts up from cain's lap, and rushes to the door, grabbing and hugging OS as hard as his little body can manage
"where were you?!"
| >OS grabs Marie and hugs him, raising him up
"I- got lost"
>She says while blushing, before letting him down, she's wearing a gorgeous bridal dress... she looks breathtaking with her long flowing black hair going down to the middle of her legs, several pins and decorations adorn her
>Next to her stands a man, looking straight out of an old english club, a beautiful dandy with a pepper gray beard and long tied up hair in a pony tail
"So this is the one Eleaine?"
>He says
"Yeah dad!"
| >Cain comes over, and introduces herself.
"Hello! You must be OS's father? I'm Cain, pleasure to meet you."
| >>258272
>The man bows
"Indeed, I am her father Edwards, It is a pleasure to meet you Miss Cain"
>He says before looking around
"Can't say I was expecting anything else from that so called Dahk..."
>He chuckles while OS continues to hold Marie's hand, blushing
| >Dahk blushes
"glad to see my name is getting
around..."
>Marie snaps at her
"For all the wrong reasons! now, get this thing underway..."
| >As for the actual wedding ceremony, it prooves to be... significantly more boring, well, if it wasn't for the strippers that *somehow* wandered out to watch
"*Ahem* Uh... how does it go again? Ah yes, Do you, Marie, take OS, to uh... be your... lawfully wedded waifu, and... uhm... something about sickness and health.... and.. til death do you cuties apart... an somethign like that...."
>Marie just shakes her head and sighs
"...should have got a real priest.... Er.. I Do."
| "And uh... Well quite frankly i don't feel like repeating the question, OS you're gonna marry him right? yadda yadda...
Now go make out or something"
| >>258710
>OS just looks at Marie and smiles before laughing a bit
"I do, let's make out"
>She presses a kiss unto his lips, bending down a little
| >Tuna shouts from the audience and claps, Wendy claps along with her.
| >N3: 10 outa 10 best wedding ceremony would do things again.
>absolutely masterful execution
>in all seriousness, i feel happy for them.
>its a beautiful sight, love
| >Fiz: Says the guy who tried to start an orgy...
>But yes, even though you g/u/rls can't see me, I shed a single tear for this beautiful ceremony.
| >[r]- yayyy, they married! Congratulations to you two!
>But this is just the beginning. I personally think the best part of marriage is the honeymoon.
| >Wendy: So that guy who strangely looked like you and said the trigger word for the androids was not you?
| >>258762
>N3:oh? Interesting.
>i did not see them, perhaps he was not captured on camera.
>i can safely say i have no insight as to who that was.
>im sorry i cant help all that much
| >Panty Sys: Aphrodisiac Supply Replenished, Awaiting Command
| >Marie gasps in surprise, slowly shifting a moan as she makes out with OS
"...Wanna get started on the honeymoon now?"
>As they make out, Dahk go ahead and rolls the needlessly large cake out, along with a needlessly large knife, cutting into it and serving slices
| >>258765
>N3:*sigh* look, i dont know what you want from me here.
>you already seem dead set on my being this suspect so even if what i say is the truth you will not believe it.
>just because i burnt some stuff and defend myself with chemicals *im suddenly the suspect*?
>not fair if you ask me.
| >>258777
>Wendy: I am not judging you on your past actions. Rather from the fact that you showed up said the trigger word and left. I don't appreciate the nuicince. You almost as bad as my.... Co-worker
| >Fiz: Dang it! I thought for sure like a sexy cat boomer in a skimpy maid outfit or something would burst out of the cake sadface
| >>258780
>N3:again i did no such thing
>also now you are assuming things.
>if what you say is correct, the this person *looks similar* to me.
>just because we look similar does not mean we are the same.
| >Dahk: ;) i got you fiz
"Oh, and as an added bonus.."
>Dahk claps her hands, causing the pantygurl couches to turn into Sexy cat boomers in skimpy maid outfits! how convenient!
| >>258784
>Wendy: Not similar. Exactly.
>Meanwhile at the Party Peter was trying to flirt with one of the cat maids. Wendy looks up from her phone and sees this and gets up to put a stop to his shenanigans.
| >>258794
>N3: so he looks *exactly* like me?
>forgive me if i sound rude but, i find that rather difficult to believe
>(private message)
>now im curious, that guy you came with.
>does his... Well... If i were to put it...softly, 'over abundance of hormones'
>do you not like it?
>where i come from there was a trick of sorts.
| >>258845
>Wendy: Just give up
(PM)
>Well it does interfere alot with his focus. I understand that some people enjoy physical relations but it becomes a problem when I have to wait extra long for code.
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| >The feed opens to an bar, or what seems to be one anyway. The normally dim lights appear to be replaced with *much* brighter ones, and it seems that the black walls are in the process of being painted white. Most of the renovation seems to be done by a single woman, who turns to face the camera
"Hi there Danger/u/, it's me, the master perv, Dahk! Marie asked me not to make this public but..."
>She goes back to painting
"Anyway, feel free to drop on in to help or watch,"