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(NEWS) The Malevolent Bank ROBBED
| An unverified, anonymous have sent in the audio files of the dedicated operator for the pagers of the guards. In the audio files is a conversation between the 3 tied guards and the operator. How the operator was convinced, we do not know:
"I completed my sweep. Now, commencing ... a sweep"
"Sorry operator, got jumped by a bug. Probably had too much coffee..."
"We're fine. A drone just hit an antenna. I'll deal with the bastard."
| It's reported that the bank was holding 6,500,000,000 zenny in pre-filled Cred-sticks, valuable metals and gems, traditional money. So far, we do not know if this was a particular group or an individual.
-GC NEWS MATRIX NODE 43.
| looooool he actually did it
| Ah yes the legend who will not be named cuz reasons actually did it.
WAIT HE ACTUALLY DID IT!??!
DAAAAAYYYYYUUUUUMMMM
| UPDATE: A burned van was found in the demolished chapel-3 district. It was previously sighted near the bank, and police speculate that it was used to transport the valuables. Our story was corresponded on to a popular website "danger/u/" where 2 suspicious comments points to a suspect, unknown, single male, as seen by their comments.
-GC NEWS MATRIX NODE 43
| Shit, guys, they're unto us
| (AAAAARGH I NEED A MEDIC BAG)
| (Hehehe. Someone figured it out.)
| (TBH, made the post out of absolute spite of Big Bank, but I did it finally.)
| What kind of bank names themselves "Malevolent"..?
| Did he...
That absolute madlad...
-tomato
| I think they forgot something
> A surveillance pic shows an abandoned pickup truck, inside which is a big red gym bag
Guys, the thermal drill, go get it
| Oh shit one of them got captured no way anything can get th-
>Cam footage shows 3 men yelling at a cop shooting at them until the cop puts his hands up, the cop walks back to the cops and the 4th man is let go
my god.
| (Malovolent... Benevolent Bank? Payday 2 reference? That's my favorite bank robbing game! -Kimo)
| I think you might've forgot this footage too
>Footage shows one of the four men on the ground, screaming in pain as his blood oozes from his wound. "Agghh! I need a medic bag!" The man says. "I'm dying!" Right after he finishes his sentence, a faint "Get the fuck up!" Can be heard, and the man's wounds instantly close and he gets back up, continuing the firefight with the cops.
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| what is that
| Looks like some of the cops are fighting their own...
>Footage shows 8 cops shooting other cops, they're oddly tanky, sustaining damage from even grenades with not much injury besides flinching
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| The opening staff of the Malevolent Bank today found out their Vault and Deposit boxes empty, after finding 3 of the overnight duty guards tied up in the security room, and all the footage wiped. Leaked internal reports say that the contracted security company, NANSEC, alerted the company to potential break in due to the missing security guards, and was told to "Burry the report, we can't let the public know".