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hi im one of the contractors thatre about to try stop those murder robots on the loose rn

| hello good citizens of philly! you can call me bone. as title says, im part of the team about to head out and try deal with those rogue military androids.

please remain calm and stay inside your homes. they are currently being contained in the main Copper office.

pretty please do not approach or attempt to enter the area to watch us or communicate with either of the androids, as there are lots of bullets and explosions going on there. updates will come as situation develops.

-B


| and YES we are aware that conscious AI is banned idk why or how they got Max Sequence AI installed in them aight stfu

-B


| You do know that this is /cyb/, right? By posting this, you just *guaranteed* that everyone and their grandma is gonna show up at this thing...


| everyone and their grandma gonna get tazed lmaooo

-B

ive just been told that was an inappropriate response and i must apologize. uhh stay safe. we're moving now, again, please do not interfere


| Eek.. B? I'll have to change my sign. -Bonnie


| Wow... What an entrance...
What is he talking about though.
Philly, like Philadelphia?
I thought we just concern ourselfs with happenings in GC...
-tomato


| sending message from my position outside the building, we are set up and the boss leaders are having an argument already.

>>162d91

no worries, i can use my initials. i think thats safe

-CS

>>10d029

(...shit)


| Not in my neck of pollution, not my problem. Have fun OP.


| Sooooo... Is this happening in GC or Philadelphia?
Is this about the panties I swear to god
-tomato


| No worries we have the panty problem neutralized
-W


| >>10d029

(gahhh just pretend i wrote GC. shouldve read the damn rules first, im dumb)


| >>241779
(That and the getting started thing)


| >>27522f
(Well, welcome aboard, it's nbd ^^)


| robots have eluded capture. people have begun calling them adam and eve. please do not do that, cuz 1. they're not human - humanizing them isnt gonna help and 2. the biblical reference implies theyre gonna replace humans which is not cool.

we did open contact with them for a brief moment, and believe they can be negotiated with. the situation is totally under control please do not worry about it


| calls them "murder robots", then "they can be negotiated with". This has Zaibatsu roundabout stench all over it.


| Oh look two robots called adam and eve. How utterly cliche, as if there weren't enough of said cliche.
I think the public can think of a better name.
Srsly all thats needed now is for the conflict to be in flooded and we have ourselves a average overused trope that happens every 2 days.


| >>7f013a

(i'm not trying to be the next j.k. rowling here, guy. just enjoying myself. rude af)


| Willing to work as a fixer if needed.
-FAL


| >>241882 what can I say? Lots of people read the Bible. Not a lot of headier stuff that everyone reads. It's either this or Alice in Wonderland references.


| >>241899
(That was In character man, calm down... Its just a joke about how conflict like this happens a lot in GC, and its always in flooded for some reason)


| Call'em Sailor Moon and Tuxedo mask and make it a even less relevant and dated reference to literature.
Honestly, who still reads the bible?
...who even believes in a christian god here...
-tomato


| >>242335
I do
-Falschen


| >>242370
Well alright.
Not gonna shit on your religious beliefs then.
-tomato


| >>242376
Wow, I was expecting the traditional spiel
Glad to see decent people still exist
-Falschen


| >>242376
I'm not religious myself, but I sure wish more people had your attitude.


| >>242660 >>242380
Uhm... Thank you? You are welcome?
I didn't think thats such an unexpected thing to have as an attitude
-tomato


| >>242822
You'd be surprised...


| I kill huma


| I tak mone


| the fuck


| I wok a fixe
-FA


| Dafuq
-tomato


| Hahahahaha... like terminator?


| I tok mone


| What is this app


| Oh god what the hell is going on.
Shitposters? On my /cyb/¿
-tomato


| No Sirius what is this i can't understand this app


| (Occ: danger/u/ is a fictional board from the game va-11 hall-a and this app and this board is a fan outlet based on that more or less. /Cyb/ is a roleplay board based on the va-11 hall-a universe)


| Sorry cool fam


| (please refer to the pinned post about getting started and play va-11 hall-a if you have any interest in cyberpunk because its like the best thing ever and you should totally play it)

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