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Radio Wire 10.9375
| "The whole gang is back people! You getting all the 5/5 of us in your ears instead of a measly 2/5" -N
| "Know what you get when you gather 4 of the greatest people in town and put them together in a tight tech room? You get the best radio show ever!" -N
| "And you know what happens when you get 4 losers and a robot in a tighter space With old technology? You get Radio Wire!" -N
| "Now for those who are new or just disolate from everything and everyone Like we do, let me please introduce myself" -N
| "You're listening to big Neil, single, hot, ready to get on with anything that walks and apparently the only one capable of talking arouns here" -N
"Hey you're doin' a good job yerself"-X
| "The one With the accent is Xii, he got bit by a radioactive calculatoria years ago so he's now half machine, half a nerd with a lot of issues" -N
"You're one to talk" -X
| "We got California doing nothing but staring at us all day when she's up here and that's actually pretty unsettling" -N
>"I just like learning from you guys!"
"And her 'father' who's--" -N
"--Enough introductions" -R
"Wha- I was gonna compliment you man!" -N
"Enough introductions" -R
| "Whatever, we've got our lines open, if you wanna have a good time call '555-XXXXXX', if you want an average time call '545-XXXXXXX' and if you want a cute, artificial time, call '535-XXXXXX', Radio Wire is back for you people!" -N
| "Please, not everyone as once!" -N
"Has sarcasm ever worked to get people to call you?" -X
"Well it worked with your sister if that counts" -N
"That's like the oldest, easiest banter you can come up with" -X
"Just like your sister!" -N
| "Do you ever regret, like, stuff man?" -N
"Are ya' high?" -X
"I regret working with a disrespecful cowboy" -N
>Xii chuckled
"Let's put some music Man, no one's gonna call at these hours Anyway" -X
"And we're a Radio, we should have put music since we're on air soo.." -N
| 545-XXXXXXX
| >March Of The White Knights starts playing, but small bursts of static interrupt trough the broadcast of the song
| "What is that noise?" -N
"Don't tell me you've forgot how a phone ring sounds" -X
>Xii picks up line '545'
>>240100
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire, ah' do hope yer callin' here 'cause otherwise I'm talkin' with my own voice trough the phone" -X
"That's definetly not it.." -N
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| "Are you sure someone called?" -R
"Ah'm gonna be hella pissed if not" -X
"You guys can't be not hearing that" -N
| "..A herd?" -N
| "Oh, hell, sorry guys! I heard the music start and thought I wasnt gonna get answered!"
>The voice in unfamiliar.
"Long time listener, first time caller, you know."
| >>240171
"Ah' no need to be sorry dude" -X
"Yeah his though attitude is just an act" -R
"And ya' are gonna love the part where I break my partner's fingers, but for real what brings ya' here long llistener? We tend to have a lot of those with only few that call!" -X
| "A herd you were gone so I was pretty worried!" -N
| >>240183
"Just wanted to say hello since you guys are finally up and running again! Maybe put my own name out there for some certain people."
>He chuckles a little.
"I assume you guys were just relocating, right?"
| "Weeeell.. To be honest with you we were procrastinating, some of us were huntin' dead robot parts, some of us were gettin' on with perfect blondies, ya' kinda can't expect 3 and a half radio hosts to be too responsible, this is the easiest job ever" -X
| "That's.. Alright I would say maybe that's where the rest of your body ended up at, but I still strongly believe it burned out on that apartment, so what's up? Seen anything cool on that magical ghost trip?" -N
"Neil is talking with the furniture again.." -R
| >>240202 >>240203
"Heh, I hear ya guys. Why i'm glad my place of work is nice and cemented where it needs to be."
"By the way, name's Jackson. If you guys are ever looking to get your booze on well, come down to the Alabaster Mongoose. I'd love to have some fellas like you guys on down."
| >>240210
"Well we'll surely pass by when we aren't behind schedule here, hell ah' might slip out to get a drink of my own one of these days since ya' sound so friendly Jack!" -X
| "Ah' tell you this, since ya' are on air anyway tell us where that place of yours is located, free advertisement at your hand man" -X
| >>240758
"Good to hear and like O said, great to have ya! Oh and if you're sure it's alright then, yeah, one sec!"
>Jackson clears his throat for a quick moment.
"If you're thirsting for some pure art and good booze, stop on by the Alabaster Mongoose! Located in the Temple District at the corner of 66th and 10th, you can find yourself all the pleasures and pizazz a 100% Ivory Mongoose statue can offer!"
| >>240809
"There ya' go, better than anythin' we can come up with here, do ya' have any specials there? Like a drink with the size of a chair or somethin' like that" -X
"Sugar that's like enough tons to make two armies if I'm not wrong, did it look like a scrapyard of some sort?" -N
"Neil" -R
| >>241148
"Oh hell yeah. We have legit liquor imports as well, so if the Karmotrine Standard doesn't do it for you, literally ask for what you want and we're all skilled enough to make it. Speaking of which, each one of the Bartenders has a pair of specialty drinks, all original to any Bar in the city. When you're asked what to order, say "The Mongoose" and whoever is your tender will surprise you with one of their specialty drink."
| >>241274
"'S there a way of askin' without the cheesy keyword? Last time ah' had to say a certain word to get somethin' special it wasn't really a nice drink, but hell Ah' will trust you and hope ah' don't access a secret black market by accident for sayin' 'The Baboon' " -X
| "Hell maybe my broadcast is a portal to the lilim's ghost world or something, and maybe it only works with the funny ones!" -N
"Neil you're on air" -R
| "Well I got you a 2.0 brand new body courtesy of Neil and friends, I was thinking you could try to hop in and see if it.. Sparks or something?" -N
| "Right here, uhm.. Maybe I should have put it over a table or something, sorry about that." -N
| >>241778
"Ya' there Jackson? Ah' was kiddin' With the baboon thing y'know? Ah' find it kind of cute but ya' don't have to give me the cold treatment 'cause of that" -X
| >the sounds of electricity faintly can be heard over the airwaves and "Oh Lilith that worked!" can be heard far in the background.
| "SHE'S ALIVE!" -N
"Why is the piece of scrap movin'??" -X
"That piece of scrap has a name and Its funnier than all of us together!" -N
"Everyone is funnier than us, can ya' keep it away from me while Ah'm on the phone??" -X
| >"Can you not call her a piece of scrap guys?"
"Xii is afraid of her!" -N
"T-Take in mind it was am empty vessel until now.. It still shouldn't be moving at all.." -R
| "Hello everyone"
>the sound of a few metallic clanking
"Whoa...Guess there was a program in case I slept to long, everything feels pinny."
"Anyways. Polly Wolstien, a pleasure to meet everyone officially."
| "You hear that people of Glitch City?? Neil Michaels was NOT crazy! This girl is the product of never ignoring the voices and images in your head! -N
| >>243532
"I-I don't know if that is quite the moral of the story Neil."
>another metal clank
"Oof...I got to take a kneel for my legs to heel."
>a small bell rings
| "Oh good that still works."
| >>243537
"I mean Isn't that what brought you to life sugar? Is like that crappy movie of the snowman but with a lot more of clanking!" -N
"This is impressive.." -R
| >>244063
>she lets out a laugh
"Yeah, I suppose so. I'm still surprised honestly...There are a few systems that aren't working but I can get those repaired."
| >>243450
"Oh. Sorry. Just got informed I gotta get going I've got a situation in the bar I gotta bounce, if you catch my drift. Pleasure talking with you lot though, take it easy!"
>Click
| >>244084
"Well, until then Mr.Jackson, hell if ya' ever feel selfish enough to name a bottle after you, Mr.Jacksond Sounds like a great name" -X
| >>244065
"I can get cowboy to do that for you! He's got like this talent With anything attached by bolts and wires" -N
"Yeah I ain't touchin' that until I'm sure she's not cursed or anythin', bodies are not supposed to stand up and start talking just like that -X
"Robot body!" -N
"Not better!" -X
| >>244963
"Of course you're not, sugar! But you know how some people can be" -N
"Alright first of all that was an empty body that started movin', don't tell me that doesn't say cursed all over it!" -X
"Do you have that of the spaguetti arms on that body? it'll definetly freak him out!" -N
| "That.. That is actually impressive look at that shit" -X
"Hey it's no fun if you're no scared" -N
"What kind of metal ya' guys used for this?" -X
| >>245538
"Aluminum and steel mostly. The normal soft metals cover up the extensions but they would make it impossible. The mod is utilitarian but i use it in my comedy routines."
>sound of metal retracting
"But it does feel good to be put together again."
>another metal clang
"Mostly."
| "You might wanna get fixed up before working again, I had a car that made the same noises you're making, but it didn't dismantle as much.." -N
"Ah' can help out with that if ya' promise not to ever make an apperance like before, we got a ringbell y'know?" -X
"We technically don't" -R
| >>245548
>the sound of metal and a bang
"I guess the joke fell a bit flat. I have auxiliaries that let me pop out parts."
| "What I like is how you can be so serious while spilling puns left and right sugar!" -N
"Ah' think I've seen a model like that before" -X
"Oh I see one like that at least once a week" -N
"Ah' meant with the poppin' limbs meathead" -X
| >>245557
"I wasn't spilling puns Neil. Just leg pieces and only the left. Oh? There are only a few lilims that come with that installed in basic fffframe......I had to get mine specially ordered.
| "That'd explain why ah' can't quite place them, I mean picture them, that is quite rare, ya' need a fixin' though girl? Ah' can see ya fallin' apart here" -X
"Like I said she needed and like I said she was?" -N
| "Alright, just makin' sure ya' don't get home in more than one piece, it'd suck that Neil lost his mind for almost a month just to see ya' dismantle on yer way" -X
| >>246896
"Yeah her home is in a post-flammable status right now, however I was gonna mention if you and your takers want a couch or two to spend the nights I can offer my place" -N
| >Those Who Dwell On The Shadows begins playing on air
| "Y'know I'm not a fan of silence or however ya' call when in a group some people are talkin' while ya' sit there akwardly trying' to do yer job, so soon we're gonna be havin' a new giveaway to buy everyone's love back,stay tuned people!" -X
| >CALL 555-XXXXXX
| "Now if you excuse me we can get right on that after I'm done with this call sugar"
>Neil picks up line '555'
"Hello and welcome to Radio wire you're now speaking with big Neil next to his former ghost eye candy friend, make it fast and slick like myself here!" -N
| "Hello!"
>comes a voice of a lilim from the background
| >Annoying, cheerful, young male voice bursted laughing into the line.
"Ahahaha hello hello radio wire its me ya boi Jamie how ya been troopers been a bit of time since i called last time so it looks like Xii bro wasnt all that crazy eh who coulda thought an actual ghost girlfriend really how do i get one myself ahaha not that i would have much time to spend with her now but whatever anyway haha i promised id call another time right haha well no time like the present haha!"
| >A stressed out sigh can be heard on air
"Man I still don't get used to your voice you make me want to drink, Polly that is Jamie, a living nightmare that I still believe is the result of someone inhaling coke every morning; Jamie, this is Polly, my brief introduction made it clear that she's my ghost friend but I think a ouija board and more hallucinogens would do the trick for you buddy! How is that short term of life going?" -N
| "What are you talking about Neil buddy hallucinogens are bad for your health you know hahaha! And worry not it is short enough that you will not suffer hearing my voice anymore in about a week hahaha! Apparently my medic friends diagnose was a bit off so i actually got less time than i thought i would what a bummer!"
>There was now a slightly different tone in the speaking voice.
"So basically i will be throwing kind of a farewell party next week and the more people the merrier!"
| >>251639
"T-That's still pretty uneasy man but I promise I don't suffer THAT much about your voice, do you want to announce your party trough here though? Hell I can even crash it after I get Polly to a safe place, I'm still pretty worried that she sounds like a coin inside of a can" -N
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| >>253342
"Oh Neil bud id love to see you there haha it would be absolutely lit! And Polly and the rest of the crew and im completely fine with other listeners coming by as well hahaha im sure theyre nice people even if there is occasional serial killer or two haha! Its gonna be on thursday and ill make a post on dangeru with all the details later so feel free to show up and say hello haha drinks are gonna be free ill have no need for money anyways!"
| "Then I promise I'll be there buddy! Least I can do for our favorite creepy, neurotic, dying caller! I'm not sure if Polly wants an in though, what do you think of a pre-funeral sugar? You were dead not so long ago so I don't know if this is weird for you" -N
| >>255495
"I'm not good with dark comedy to be honest. I always stumble with it, without lighter material."
| "Really? I never heard you making dark jokes but with the grimdark ambient on literally every place in the city I just took it for granted" -N
| >Voice on the line bursted into laughter.
"Oh man now i cant wait to see you at the party like i wish days would fly by faster now e en if theyre my last ones hahahaha! I really should go now but anyway looking forward to seeing all you beautiful people hahaha and im talking listeners too haha! So until thursday Jamie is out over! Haha!"
>CONNECTION CLOSED
| "Well you got a new fan, an invitation to a pre-funeral and I, believe it or not, are slow on getting jokes" -N
"Stop the press" -X
"I will miss him, he made me feel more sane" -N
| >Call on 515-XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX
| >R picks up PRVT line '555'
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire's private business line, you're talking with R, co-founder and part-host of the station, what can I help you with today?" -R
| >Your Love is a Drug begins playing on live
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| "So any news on Jamie? I'm hitting refresh on danger/u/ harder than my dad used to hit me and I can't find anything" -N
"Jesus christ man turn off your mic" -X
"Also I still got Polly here soo.. There is that" -N
| H-hello
| >>261267
"Bbbbbbbbuffer overflow....whoa.... that can...get you....really...wew....I'm sorry did you say something Neil?"
>some clicking soumds
| "Polly are you sure you're good girl? You sounded more alive when you were still a ghost" -N
| >>261305
"Thanks. Now to charge to the charger."
>a creak of a door and some steps and a door clicking closed
| >"BREAKING NEWS!"
"Underground underwear!" -N
"This might be the biggest cover we ever made but unless you have been living under a rock you must have heard already, in a late fight between white thong and black panties for moral and justice reasons one of the mentioned perished under rubble and mortar fire.." -N
| >"Oh no.."
"..Black panties last sighting tell us she might have not made it out this time, is this the end of a hero? Will white thong be the new heroic face of this city? The next song will be dedicated on memory of our fallen hero.." -N
>"No no that is nOT TRUE!"
>A loud screech takes down the radio signal
| >After a few minutes of silence, 'Will You Remember Me?' begins playing
| >Call 555-XXX-XXXX
| (Er 515 sorry)
| (All good)
| >>262198
>R picks up PRVT line '515'
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire's private business line, we put the B in business and the N in not cheap" -R
"I knew you'd like my motto" -N
| >>262203
"R its CN, look BP isn't down for the count just yet okay. But can I ask for all for a favor? Is it alright if an "anonymous caller" happens to send you an update on where BP was last spotted?"
| "CN.. Alright you're a trustful source so tell me what you know, this will definetly increase our ratings as the first to have that Info, and it will surely be great news for Cali too" -R
| "Thanks... this will really help out with the bounty after her. So anyways, I happen to spot BP over in West Port recently, she seems to be using the control of the law by the Fisherman to her advantage to hide out there. Too bad the source never said who she was though... I'll call again later once things die down."
>Click
| "Alright I got something, Neil read this" -R
"No It's cowboy's turn" -N
"Don't be a baby this is important"-R
>"She can't be gone.."
| >the door creaks again.
"Everything okay? Is California okay? I heard a distinct yell."
>polly is back
| "Well she got kiiind of freaked out wen we aired that black panties is pretty dead now" -N
>"SHE IS NOT DEAD!"
"She is not dead Neil read this" -R
"Fuck it ah'll do it" -X
| >>262247
>some metallic footsteps
"Hey California. I'm sure Black Panties is okay. So lets stay calm okay?"
| >"B-But there's a vídeo of her shot down by mortars! But she is Black panties so she caN'T BE DEAD!"
| "Alright so.." -X
"Back from the dead! So original.." -X
"An anonymous source just told us Black Panties has been spotted in West Port, she's usin' the fisherman law to her advantage to remain hidin', but quotin' Mark Twain-- R are you fuckin' with me here right? This is news not poetry" -X
| "Xii" -R
"Black Panties is alive people! She's been seen at West Port and ah' swear ah' would be shittin' my pants now if I was this white thong girl, how does It feel to piss off the strongest hero in town now gal'?" -X
| >>262257
>"I-I knew it! I knew she couldn't be dead! Maybe she did like you and came back from the dead!!"
"Cali she never died" -N
>"You weren't there! You wouldn't know! She's alive!!"
| >>262264
"Hmm...I would need to see the video to know what happened. Also i don't know if BP came back to life...My circumstances were very strange. I think she never died."
| >Call on 515-XXXXX
| >"Well it doesn't matter anymore because she's alive Polly!!"
| >>262289
>R Picks up PRVT line '515'
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire's private business line, you're talking with R now, what can I help you with tonight?" -R
| >>262319
"Hello! Glad to talk with you, HUGEEEE fan of the show!"
"How much for everything you have on Black Panties?"
| >>262325
"First of all, it's always a pleasure to talk with a fan! Second of all We do not sell information and I honestly find it insulting that you suggest such thing, dear " fan" "-R
| >>262354
"Oh, is that so? No insult was intended, of course. You see, as one of the few radio stations in Glitch City that doesn't have a corporate sponsor, I assumed that you stay in business through other means. Like helping a chummer here and there for a donation, you understand."
"That's all this is, chummer. A donation. And a generous one, too... if you cooperate."
| >>262363
"How we make our money is no one's business, no offense of course, but all the information we receive is immediatly transmitted, we only hide what we consider harmful or innecessary, and no amount of money will change that.." -R
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| >"ANNOUNCEMENT!"
"Do we have like a sad version for that? This Isn't really an excited announcement" -N
| >"Announcement..."
"Great Cali that's amazing I love you" -N
*Ahem*
"The *mira*miki concert tickets we might or might have not promised in some parts of danger/u/--"-N
"--we?" -X
"...Will not be available for the giveout since apparently they are kind of.. Fake, when put under UV light they just burn out" -N
| "How can ya' Fuck up like that ah' don't think there's even a concert comin' yet" -X
"Look it was a good deal!" -N
"Yeah burnin' plastic is so rare these days" -X
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