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pwease help me i canwt fapp (´・ω・`)

| okie so i was doing a solo fucky wucky last nightw and my peepee stopped being hawd ( ・◇・)?. i was watching hotd episode 1(///∇///✿)(///∇///✿), when the zombie get his head explodewd by protagonist. i was weaching climax ヾ(@⌒ー⌒@)ノbut wight at the end my pee pee went no no ùwú, would any decent g/u/rl(◕ㅁ◕✿) here do the lew/d/ with me? i weally want to cum(´∩`。)(´∩`。)


| I wish for death


| Only the dead know peace from this evil.


| >>219156
Not even them since OP was masturbating to highschool of the dead.


| >>dea227

>You are OP you absolute fuck nugget


| >>219096
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I would suggest acquiring a Masturbation Assistance Apparatus such as an Onahole or Fleshlight, as they can also be called. They are a highly cost effective way of properly 'Getting Off'
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Another way to do so would be a Real Doll. Most of the current generation ones use similar synthetic materials to that of Lilims, just without the inner workings so they make for a good companion if you are not too afraid of looking like a creep in public.


|
I would not suggest a Lilim Partner in the slightest, as even if they were programmed too, I don't think they would want to be near you.
-Genie


| >>219185
op hewe!!!
Whats aw fwuk nwuggwet(/□\*)???


| //BEGONE//


| //THOT//


| (Just so people know, I saw this exact same thread on /d/ like yesterday or something, so it seems like this has been copied from there.)


| This has to be the first time I'm actually unsure if best shitpost or worst shitpost.
If I can make a suggestion OP:
Cyber.
Genitals.
You will never suffer from that problem again.
It just works.
And works.
And works.
And works.
Not speaking from personal experience of course lol


| I can't unread this. -AR


| Test


| Test


| No Test


| I am sorry.. I am new here.


| I am sorry, could you tell me how to make the font color red?


| First of all
Do this on /test/
Second of all
>just put a > before what you want to be red


|


| /test/
>is this text will be red?


| Oh, great! Thanks..


| Could you explain me about this website in easy way please? And are there rules here?


| >>227103
Please go to /test/ or /u/ to ask that.


| Oh, ok ok. I got it. Thanks.


| (Also there is a pinned thread with rules and stuff)


| I wish for the sweet release of death --Euphoria


| >>227359 thank you. I am gonna go for it.

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