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Squirrels in Quincy Park
| The point of this being. Don't go to Quincy Park at 5:00 in the morning for a Spicy Chicken wrap from Spicy Chicken. Because squirrels will take your bag with your lunch and important things in it, because squirrels are fucking assholes.
| Fuckken' squirrels again?!
| You know what they say, Cook once, you ain't a chef, fuck a squirrel once, be called a squirrel fucker for the rest of your life.
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| Yes
| I don't now
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| Okay, so. I was walking in Quincy park, which I swear the hill there is subtly to make fun of his weight, but anyways. I walking through the park and this squirrel came up to me, unusual. So I just continue walking and it follows me. Then I see more squirrels coming up, and I start to panic. They follow me too, I start running and then these fuckers latch on to me and steal my bag. 30 some squirrels attack me all at once, take my bag and run off with it. They were fast fuckers too.