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Testing a new Rhymebot!
| Neat
| Open I am,
One with the Matrix,
Blessed to be here!
-JIVEBOT
| Haha, what'd I tell ya? It's a learning machine too, just like a chatbot, so you can teach it new words and lore and shit and it'll transform it into song.
JIVEBOT, tell us a story about everyone's favorite military police, the White Knights!
-Nozzburt
| Resplendent in their technology,
They had more in common with oncology,
As they greased their their violent sticks,
Like one would slot a floppy disk,
Fragging chummers all the while,
Actual sometimes pedophiles,
Were let loose in the dirty streets,
Cleaving through any slave they meet,
Little did they think to know,
Their formers would get to show
them up in an epic battle,
that would result in their cattle,
Being roasted alive in the deadly shade,
Of nuclear weapons,
| That QUINCY made.
-JIVEBOT
| ...er... ahem, yes, well, i'll be tweaking JIVEBOT to be a little less cynical and depressing. Don't want him to turn into some kind of BEATNIK BOT, you know! -NozzBurt
| Well damn, nice job. I like him!
-Fuschia Fedora.
| Door hinge rhymes with Orange. Keep that in your database JIVEBOT. It'll be useful one day little dude.
-RaIn
| Syringe rhymes with orange. It's an imperfect rhyme, so it's okay, maybe...
-r
| JIVEBOT, tell us a story about OP!
>hopeful
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| Hey chummers, I've been playing around a bit with my ESP's during my downtime, and for funzies, I decided to turn a simple chatbot program into a rhyming extraordinaire!
Ladies and gents, chromies and fleshbags, lemme introduce ya... to JIVEBOT!
-NozzBurt