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I'm a Sentient Panty Swarm Gurl, AMA

| >:3
-Tsuya


| What are you made of? How soft are you?


| What brands are your panties from and what percent genuine cotton are they? -CN


| What brands are your panties from and what percent genuine cotton are they? -CN


| >>209975
I'm made of Panties, duh! And from what i hear *incredibly* soft!
>>209980
Tough answer, i'm made from panties from all sorts of people and brands, so i wouldn't really know.

If you're talking about what i wear, i don't wear any panties at all! that's like a human wearing pants made from human skin!


| Why are these ask me anything threads getting so popular?
>N3verW3re


| >>209998
Dunno. we just hopped on the band wagon


| Do you need to use the rest-room?
Gah bathroom sorry.
>N3


| Why are you so cute and do you like explosives?
-Lane


| >>209997
Alright which are the most oakleaf brands then to narrow this down? -CN


| >>210005
After gathering data on Dahk's library of cuties, we decided that this look would be optimized for maximum cuteness!

Explosions are fun! But i kind of catch fire easily so.....


| >>210004
That's a secret.

>>210006
Hm... Maybe NXT or AVANT? Why do you wanna know so much about this anyway?


| Do say more about Dahk's library of cuties...
-Cain


| >>210013
Stock manipulation. I want to see if the cotton percentages they advertise are accurate. -CN


| >>210017
She has a photo album filled with pictures of all the people she thinks are cute!

We're kind of upset that you ranked above us :c


| >>210019
Oh ok! any of the 100% cotton brands *definitely* lie, cause no one makes 100% cotton panties! (unless dahk made them) Anyway, from my experience, There's usually around a 10-20% amount of polyester snuck into it somewhere


| Really? Well it would be interesting for me to see this for myself. It's good to know that Dahk at least stopped drinking as much...
-Cain


| >>209997
>Human wearing pants of flesh.
>Time to teach you about Icelandic Necro Pants.
>-HAKASE


| >>210024
Eheheheh
we stole Dahk's phone, so we can just uploads it to the entire internets!!!

>Cutiecollection.zip
>It's pretty simple really, all it is a picture of the girls face, their name, and some comments on them... Only there are so files it might as well be a database of half the citizens in GC. Cain is ranked 5th, with the comment "+She's so cute when she's terrifying... =She's very terrifying"


| >>210030
Please..Dont teach the hivemind about pants made of human skin...
>N3


| >>210035
But they're supposed to bring good fortune and generic blessings to those who accept your Necro Pants.
>-HAKASE


| (>*)


| >>210030 >>210035
WHOA

we wanna try this now


| I think I might visit you and Dahk either way, I haven't caught up to what's been going on in the past half month.
-Cain


| >>210038 >>210036
Gahd dammit now look at what you did.....
>N3


| >>210038
>File Necropants.xdoc uploaded
(https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nábrók)
>Have the time of your life.
>-HAKASE


| >>210040
>It's really not as bad as it sounds.
>for them to even work, you must get proper permission from the one you want to make the pants out of.
>-HAKASE


| >>210044
I know how that system works..
But still...
>N3


| ...
Aw...

Can't we just make some Fashion necropants? we don't need the blessings


| *sigh*
New question.
If i recall correctly when i gave you some panties you just ate them.
So how do you gain more biomass? or pantiemass in this case


| >N3


| >>210039
Ah, Dahk doesn't want anyone visiting her and her girlfriend cause reasons. We can visit you though!

>>210049
We can actually eat any cloth and assimilate it into us! Normal food is..... fiine but it just passes through us, it's mostly for politeness.


| Ah ok that explains a bit...
How much of this does dahk herself know?


| >>210061
I'll be happy to have you as a guest, and if you can, grab Dahk along with you.
-Cain


| >>210064
She knows i eat clothes!

Mostly because i have a tendency to eat her shirt off in my sleep.


| Can I marry you???
- Unit 0


| >>210072
We'll let her know!

>>210076
we're not entirely sure about my legal status... there might be some issues.
Also, we don't marry people we don't know.


| >>210080
Hey, I'm lilim so I think we'd be in the same boat as far as legal status


| >>210083
I think she means age
>N3


| >>210023
Thanks. Considering this a warning for anyone with stock in high competing female underwear to get their money while they still can. -CN


| >>210087
...thinking about it, we're only like, 1 day old,

Does this make us a loli?


| Not even toddlercon. It's infantcest


| >>210130
Hmm...
If i recall what happened correctly
Then yeah guess you count as a loli.
>N3


| A loli made of panties! That's impressive! I would like to know what you taste like. Or to put it as a question, what do you taste like?
-GG


| I mean it's not like i look like a loli...

>>210163
I taste like panties.


| Used? Stored dusty, or newly washed?


| Newly Washed, Fresh


| But how are you newly washed when you took your parts directly from women in the middle of wearing them :O


| >>210185
Washing herself I presume?
-GG


| Ah but at one point, likely at her birth she smelled of... Unspeakable things?


| we wouldn't know, we diddn't pay attention to what we smelled like


| Do you still have the aphrodisiac effect? does it work via touch or by will? I need to know if I need to get my gloves on when I shake your hand.
-Cain


| >>210216
Yes, and it's by will, it would be quite inconvenient if we couldn't control it, fun, but inconvenient


| Hmmm
If i may inquire
What Is the minimum mass needed to split into 2?
>N3


| >>210219
I havn't tested that! i suppose the smallest i can go is about a foot tall? any smaller then that and there's issues...


| Pocket sized Tsuya... sound cute, yet frighteningly dangerous.
-Cain


| You have foot-deep pockets?!


| >>210227
Interesting...
If you wish i can come over with some clothes to test.
>N3


|
Oh oh! i can definitely fit into your pocket! the only issue with getting smaller then a foot is that i start to look more like a plush doll then a girl...


| That. Is. Adorable. Ill take 5


| Five of... us?


| Hold on! Is it possible to buy cute little sentient panty girl dolls? If that's the case I will definitely take one! How much does one cost?
-GG


| ...
Talk about selling your body...
Er... I suppose i *could* sell mini mes but...

Are you sure you want them to be sentient?


| >>210248
Oh. I thought they had to be sentient, but now that I think about it, it makes sense that they don't have to. You can basically just kill a piece of yourself.

But to answer your question, I don't think I would mind a conscious one. You seem like you have a pretty good personality, so if the doll would have the same personality as you, then sure. I live pretty lonely. And while I don't need company as much as humans do, it's nice to have someone to talk to.
-GG


| >>210248
Hmm
If you were to give a sentient one.
Would it be able to gain mass the same way you do?
>N3


| >>210259
Oh. That's true. If it was able to do that, anyone who bought one could enslave it and make more of them and basically have an endless amount of fabric and or dolls, and earn a lot of money on it.
-GG


| Er, kind of? When we divide, one of us gets the "original" AI, and the other part of us gets a mutated version, with different personalities...

and of course they could gain mass! it's a mini us after all, now if you *don't* feed us it shouldn't be a problem...

See, the other issue with dividing so many sentient wants is that one of us might get the idea to get the idea to take over the world...


| Anyway, as long as you promise not let them grow big enough to murder you, and that we are not at fault for any Panty Swarm attack on the world, we can sell you some Sentients for around... Gosh it's hard to put a pricetag on sentience. for cheap.


| >>210284
How hard are they to control, and is it possible that their growing abilities can be disabled?
-GG


| >>210284
How hard are they to control, and is it possible that their growing abilities can be disabled?
-GG


| >>210275
I'd HIGHLY advise not to do so.
-Cain


| >>210287
Well, as hard as an intelligent person trapped in the body of a doll could be, and... Possibly... but doing so would be amoral to us. They will not grow if you don't purposely feed them scraps of cloth, as they're too small to bite off their own pieces.

Anyway Cain is right, we really shouldn't be talking about this, it's highly dangerous.


| >>210289
I'm very curious though, and if it can't grow on it's own, it won't be too much of a problem, right? And if it can move on it's own and everything, it's just really tiny, that wouldn't go against your moral code, right?

I will take full responsibility if it kills anyone, and I'll try to teach it well. I could even bring it to work. At work almost everyone there could kill it if it tried killing anyone, so it wouldn't be able to go on a rampage.
-GG


| Well if you say so...
I'll send one off to you
Just make sure she's always either in your pocket or in a box for safety.


| >>210293
Of course! Thank you very much! How much is it? I can pay well!
-GG


| 5 panties.


| >>210302
What kind? I have a few used Asian ones that I don't want to give away, and some anime merchandise panties that you can't have, but you can choose 5 from all the others that I have two or more of. Just mark the ones that you want and I'll send them right away.
>PantieCollectionList.doc
>It's a list over all the panties in Garrett's pantie collection. There are only 71 different types though, and not all of them have one that is used. It's pretty disappointing.
-GG


| Any kind, i'm just asking you to buy me lunch -3-


| >>210309
Th-there are questions...
You know what never mind...
>N3


| ... Also nice collection! I wonder if dahk would enjoy this...


| >>210313
And I'm give you the choice of what you want for lunch.
>>210315
Feel free to ask questions. If you want more details you can just say which ones you would like, and I'll tell you what it's made of and the price.
-GG


| I am kinda curious about what rank I am if I am even in the book at all. we obly met once but she did squeal and wanted to pet me
-TY


| >>210358
8th!


| Hmmm
What if i were to allow a doll to gain enough mass to grow to about as big as you?
>N3


| ama anything?


| >>210381
I mean, you would just end up with a clone of me, the doll form is just because the small size limits our ability to appear human and fine motor skills

>>210383
Yep! Even if it's completely unrelated!


| >>210383
Yes. That's what ama stands for.
-GG


| Since it doesn't seem like you are going to pick anything, I'm sending you 2 unused rainbow panties, 2 unused black and white striped panties, and 1 unused Sailor Moon panty. Enjoy.


| -GG


| I would like to know what kind of hardware you have. Microwiring? and what kind of hook ups do you have to connect each sentient pair of panties?
-W


| >>210398
Thaanks!! Hope you enjoy your little girl!

>>210410
Ehh something like that? we're like a swarm of nanomachines, except instead of a cloud of tiny particles they're embedded in the panty. As for the hook-up panty to panty a combination of Nanofibres and cross panty nanomachines
I'm not entirely sure how i work, but ti's something like that.


| Sounds extremely interesting. I woukd like to examine you sometime if thats okay.
-W


| Me to
>N3


| >>210433
Meh....
I'm not sure i really wanna be poked and probed...



| >>210424
I will!
-GG


| There will be no poking and no probing I promise. Just some touching
-W


| I dont even need to touch you.
Just a quick scan to get a basic mapping of your biology.
Its to further my understanding of hive minds you see.
>N3


| >>210457
Give minds are cool.
-GG


| >>210464
Hive minds are cool.
-GG


| Meh... i'm still not sure... what's it in for us?


| >>210485
Give ya 10000 zenny
And all the clothes you want
>N3


| (Gosh darn it it did not send my message)
Anything you want
Also I would like to have a copy of your scans N3 if that can be arranged
-W


| >>210498
Meh....

How about we just divide you another Pantygurl?


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| Would it be possible for me to have a full sized one as a soldier?


| I mean as a respectable, working unit


| -BK


| >>210545
No thanks.
>N3


| >>210580
Yep! we can't garuantee the safety of this, but let's see what will happen!

>>210678
Why not?


| >>210718
I dont know.
Although im not against you sending me one...i honestly just dont know...
>N3


| I would like one!
-W


| What would you want in return?
-W


| Meh.... food?


| I can most certainly do that!
Forgive my lack of knowledge but I am not for sure what you eat though so what would you like?
-W


| >>211161
Clothes! Or specifically cloth, perfecibly Cotton, silk or maybe even leather!, none of that Nylon or polyester shit. tastes disgusting


| I can certainly do that! I will send you some!
-W


| Would you like me to send it or would you like to meet up?
-W


| Let's just meet up, we'll have to do that if we wanna give you a divided copy


| My little panty girl arrived a little while ago, and holy shit! She's adorable! She has been no trouble so far, and she's fun to talk to!
-GG


| Where would you like to meet up?
-W


| I'm glad you're enjoying her! The panties you sent tasted delicious btw!


| >>211185
Meh.............
You choose a place, i'm still a stranger to GC so we need to explore a bit


| Well I heard that a popular maid cafe just reopened. Want to go There?
-W


| Hm... We wonder how maid outfits taste like...

Sure!


| Okay I will see you There!
-W


| >>211186
That's good to hear!
-GG

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