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| >The camera now switches to outside. A tall man that looks like CN is at the door, his expression slightly threatening and disappointed.
"OPEN UP."
| >Meanwhile, the runner sweats as he looks at the camera
"Uh... Sally... you gotta see this. It's CN"
>Sally gasps
"W-what? How can he know our location? I made sure t-that we are untraceable!"
>Sally then uses her deck to initiate lockdown on the apartment. However, the CN on the camera says something before taking out his cyberdeck.
"Don't impersonate people on danger/u/. Read the fucking rules."
| >CN fiddles with his deck a little bit(4 seconds) before the apartment door opens, CN rushes in with his stun gun, clearly intent on teaching the kids a lesson. But the kids don't give up.
| >The Captain rushes at CN to fight him, but his stance left him wide open, and the Captain quickly surrenders. Meanwhile Sally tries to reach for the pistol in the e-drawer, but CN already knew that and locked the drawer in advance. The fight was over in about 10 minutes, with the kids shivering and crying in the corner.
| >An unspecified amount of time later
"Have you all learned your lesson yet?"
"Y-yes sir..." >They both say that in unison.
"Good, then let's introduce ourselves again. I'm CN."
"M-my name is Sally."
"Captain Noxious here, sir!"
>CN then reaches out for the handshake, Captain Noxious takes it, but a fart sound was audibly heard
"HA! Got chu!" >CN laughs, and Sally laughs too, while Captain Noxious just look at CN like "Whatttt?!"
| A little while later, CN and the 2 kids are having a good discussion
"So... that is how it's done."
"Thank you!"
"O-oh, what about this one?" >Sally asks about some adventure that CN went through.
"This one this and this [insert summaries]"
"Wow, CN, you're a really good person after all, we shouldn't have to impersonate people like that. We're sorry."
"No prob bob. And if you impersonate anyone again..."
>He opens his jacket, and reveals 2 big gas canister.
"I'll use this."
| >CN walks out of the door, with the 2 kids waving him goodbye.
>Some distance away from the apartment later, "CN" walks up to the one-eared cat-girl, that has been waiting for a while.
"You got the food?"
>The mannequin thumbs up, revealing a food stash. The catgirl beams.
"Yes, now we move quick. The VTOL is watching us. And the kids will learn the meaning of hungry."
>The camera cuts.
| (It was good, except for the fact that you took a bunch of established characters and played as them...)
| (Which is a large no-no. Please don't do that in the future.)
| (I'm retconnning this entire thread. -Stormy)
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| >The camera is turned on, showing some grids, displaying an apartment building. A pair of amateurish "decker" "shadowrunner" appears frustrated.
"God damnit, he closed the thread! ON THE PUBLIC FORUM! WHAT THE HECK?"
"Sigh, I knew this was gonna happen, we can't ride things to the top this easy, this is GC after all."
>A round of argument occurs again, then they are stopped by a sound of the doorbell.
"A doorbell, at this hour? Captain, check the camera to see who's there."
"Okay."