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The DynamoFucks Open for Business
| But when you see my literal harem of badass bombshell bitches, you better start running-
Hah, kidding. There ain't no-way to hide from the best in the business, chummer.
Fascist pigs and hotshot razorboys beware... the DynamoFucks are here to Dynamo-Fuck y'alls up!
-CN, commander of the DYNAMOfucks.
| What. -DarkSmokePuncher
| Hey, uh, y'all looking for another hand? I'm a street samurai and i'm lookin' fer a few good chummers to join, y'know. -Razz
| >>206907
Not right now, my dudette, but one day you'll be as epic wiz as we are, so keep your chin up! -CN, commander of the DynAmOFUCKS!
| [X] Doubt
-ARNEOSMWESAQT
| ...what. -CN
| >>206915
Those that doubt us... don't! After they DIE!
Heheheheh just kidding, chummer. I'm a real swell guy! -CN, comMannder of the DynamOFUCKS!
| ...I swear to fuck I'm going to die laughing if these are the same people as the ones behind the Red Mask Fan Club.
-Fuschia Fedora.
| I neither talk like that, nor am I the leader of the dynamofucks... -CN
| What fresh drek hath the Matrix slotted this time? -Neon Knight
| Hey Mercury, can anyone in your group hack KCF again and get me some chicken? thanks.
PS: you successfully made CN looks like the arrogant harem protag, gg.
| >>206925
Waaaaaaat? That poser fanclub devoted to some kind of idol group? Fade, chummer. This is serious shit we're on about. -CN, CoMmmandant of the DynamoFucks!
| Okay that's it, I'm closing this thread. -CN
| >>206926
Well o'course ya ain't, chummer, that's cause yer not a DynamoFuck! -CN, Commandaer of the DynamoFucks!
| >>206937
Close? Let's see you try it, chummer!
Mercury Sixty Nine, drop the shock on this razorkid! -CN, Lord of the DynamoFugs!
| >>206942 Oof. I'll let CN handle this, but I'm pretty damn tempted to close it myself.
-Fuschia Fedora.
| Huh. I thought this was Mercury on 5000kg of LSD playing a prank, but it wasn't her.
Huh.
| What the fuck CN rolled a 20 on a d20 +2
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| >The thread suddenly comes to a screeching halt and also posting is frozen in time- then the thread shits itself and dies, kicking everyone back out to the regular Matrix.
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| Hells to the yeah, chummers. The name's "CN" and ah'm here to announce that the ultimate shadowrunning runner group, THE DYNAMOFUCKS, are once again open for business.
Need something destroyed? Need something hacked? Need something hacked apart and destroyed? You know who the call- the best in the business.
We splattered VeriaGoons, zombies, black collared fools, furries... the whole shebang. Ah don't need no introduction- you've seen me around.