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HAKASE AMA
| Why the jap name?
You a nippon fella?
-Falschen
| >>205897
>I'm fully Japanese. Hard to have such pedigree in this generation, if I may say.
>My English is good in text. Pronunciation is terrible though.
>I'm also a girl.
>-HAKASE
| Why pick the classic polybius square over any other method?
-ARNEOQMSEWATT
| >>205900
>I like it.
>It's also not as common as Base64 or, Gods forbid, Binary so it throws noobies for a loop.
>Anything extremely vital goes through my own conversion however, which I won't detail here but it's complicated, to say the least.
>-HAKASE.
|
| Whoops, haha.
How old are you, Haka-chan?
-Bittersweet
| >>205939
Oh, WOW
You're just now an adult! I'm so surprised. Usually someone with that sort of name would be an old man, or an overly smart boy who thinks he's hit stuff.
-Bittersweet
| I have a clear Hakase in mind, do YOU look like a little girl?
-OS
| >>205956
>I am pretty smol. But I don't actually wear a lab coat or anything.
>Never really build robotics or anything either. I'm more a programmer "hax-u" type you could say.
>>205953
Yeah, I mean... I did think I was unstoppable when I chose this handle. I've learned that my books and knowledge don't handle every problem, but that's why I have my friends that can help with other stuff.
>-HAKASE
| (Missed >uguuu ;.;)
| >>205968
How COOL! Being so young and so good at things like that is amazing! My big sis is like that too she goesbyNøiZethoandshessuperedgelordtryhardyandlike4yearsolderthanyousoshesnotascool
OW.
She hit me while reading over my screen (¬､¬)
-Bittersweet
| GEEKBOY WHAT DID YOU DO AGAIN
| Hakase, tell me about your childhood, specifically, the place that you came from.
-r
| >>206000
>Are you talking about CN?
>I mean. He IS fun to talk to and is really nice.
>But it's not like CN has ever saved my life or brings me souvenirs from his trips around the world, cooks me stuff when he's here at home...
>-HAKASE.
| >>206007
>GLADLY
>My mom died during my birth so I never got to know her.
>My dad was too busy with research a lot. He constantly was working on new projects, developing Lilim AIs, Virtual personality schematics, etc. A real pathfinder for the systems, really. I... Think he was trying to find a way to replicate my mother.
>He was the head researcher and CEO of his own company (which I won't name, as I don't like giving out my real name) [1/2]
| >I spent my time in his study, reading his books and learning.
>My caretaker had to read a lot at first but eventually I began reading myself. My life was uneventful. I tested out if schools early and was going to enter Highschool at 12, basically. I was a prodigy, you could say. With no friends. No one else to talk to besides my own caretaker and those rare moments dad wasn't working.
And that's all there is too how I grew up, really. It gets complicated from there.
>-HAKASE
| >>206018
ah, thanks for the insight. sometimes by just knowing what the past is like, i feel like i can sympathize and understand the person a little bit better.
-r
| >>206029
>No problem. Like I said, there's not much to my past. Outside of... More recent events, I guess I can say? It was like, 6 years ago, but yeah.
>-HAKASE
| >>206008
OOOOOOOOH ITS SO CUT3
YOUR CRUSH SOUNDS AMAZING
HE TRAVELS A LOT?
COOKS FOR YOU
EVEN SAVED YOU? OH WOW
It sure would be bad if anything ever happened to him.
Aren't you afraid that he might not come back?
-Bittersweet
| >>206353
So your crush is CN? I guess you got all you need to join the harem wardrobe.
-AVNDORMWEAAYT
| Yeah, like Graham
I dont mean anything by that by the way...
-Eleanore
| He has a fanclub?
C-Can I get an autograph then?
-Eleanore
| >>206376
T-Theres no actual fan club... I feel like something like that would be actually paradoxical for a shadowrunner... -CN
| >>206370
>CN looks his best
>When he's being bridal carried.
>:3c
>I'LL REITERATE THO
>IT'S NOT >>CN.
>-HAKASE
| Wish I had a fanclub, I would probably ask for money or something
-Ludendorf
| More like walkway runner.
-ABNCODMEEFAGT
| >>206380
How would an autograph with two letters even work...
>>206387
Shush
>>206389
Please... all jokes aside it's not like I'm a public celebrity like Kira miki or something. -CN
| I have a question for you, Hakase.
I do not remember meeting you before but have you ever thought about creating a time machine?
-John Titor
| >>206489
>Meeting me
>Good luck, my dude. Really hard to meet me personally.
>But yes, who hasn't thought about Time Travel. The specifics are typically too unstable to pursue regularly in my opinion, but my current mentor, Dr. Iida is currently looking into it due to a number of circumstances regarding my workplace. She's not made much progress by her note on it, however. She states she believes it's not possible to travel backward by her current findings.
>-HAKASE
| >>206395
Public opinion of you is actually very positive, as I'm sure you can tell. You're talked about a lot, I hear.
>There are similar instances of that sort of thing here, where I'm at, for a certain someone too.
>-HAKASE
| >>206636
Well I would assume so, but that depends on what community you're talking about. I'm not exactly going to end up front page in the Augmented Eye anytime soon. -CN
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| (So, I'm not sure if the text is botched or not because I literally can't get it to come out right. ;_;
-HAKASE)
| >>206850
(Attempt using a new key for the Polybius. Like 5x6 or 6x6, it let you include the whole alphabet and punctuation.)
| >>206851
(I got it thank you <3 my normal one was just not wanting to cooperate)
>I'll continue to type plainly unless neccessary, but I guess you're welcome?
>I can only imagine you to be a very select couple of people that would be actively looking for CN.
>I'll gladly accept rewards no matter if that's what you're wanting to do.
>or should I look to >>CN for advice on to accept?
>-HAKASE.
| >>206963
>I dislike the ellipses. I have to verify one thing before hand though, did we cause you trouble with this?
>-HAKASE
| >The thread begins to lag as a few dozen people suddenly log in and attempt to post. You watch as a dozen posts arrive and then are deleted just as quickly, leaving with just one.
| >Suddenly, the website lurches again from the sheer number of people all asking variations of the same thing...
| WHERE ARE THE DYNAMOFUCKS!?
| >Minutes later, the questions subside once the anons realize they won't get an answer. The thread returns to "normalcy."
| Idiots... like I would admit something like that if I knew he was just going to give it away. -CN
| >>207042
>Well. That was pleasant.
>if I ever do get a reward I'll assess its worth before accepting. I'd hate to cause you additional trouble in any way.
>-HAKASE
| [Take rewards for causing you trouble*
Sorry, I skipped mid thought and yeah]
| >>207203
>Tell GK to pay for everything when you guys meet and tell him I said to do it.
>It's the least we can do.
>-HAKASE
| Haka~chan!
It's me again! Sorry about last time! NøiZe told me I stepped out of line!
Question, question though,
Who's GK?
People with 2 letter names aren't typically trustworthy from what I hear!
-Bittersweet
| >>207497
OH. POSSIBLY A BAD PERSON.
He's got a harem
HE'S IN A HAREM
No he OWNS one god damn
OH YEAH THAT'S BAD! Like, I'd totes be a part of a luxurious harem that has so many sweet benefits
AAAAAHHHHHH HELP!!!!!
SHUT! UP! I AM CHECKING ON MY CUTE! LITTLE! HAKA-CHAN
-Bittersweet
| >>207511
Omg I flipped my speech to text on. NøiZe wont like this, omgomgomgomg. Fuck I've gotta go!
-Bittersweet
| [-User Bittersweet has lost connection-]
| Well okay then. -CN
| >>207521
>I'm actually slightly worried about that.
>If her speech to text was on then...
>Yeah...
>-Hakase
| >>207535
>Alright then. I'll leave it at this then.
>I am open for questions again though, if anyone is more interested.
>-HAKASE
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| >Hello, g/u/rls.
>I am Hakase. I'm sure most of you have seen strings of numbers in red.
>Those are my important messages.
>Ask me anything within reason.
>I will answer what I can.
>inb4 Why the thread.
>Work is slow tonight.
>-Hakase.