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Mister Prickle's Wild Ride
| >With a gentle push, the hedgehog, camera, and the small dish he is apparently strapped to slide down the enormous tube, reaching speeds that shouldn't be possible for a bundle of spines and fur as it makes its way all the way down. The hedgehog and dish has reached such a momentum that it comes barreling outside of the slide at breakneck speed, crashing into the waiting face of a tall butler-lilim and his horde of shiba-inus.
| >The butler-lilim immediately freaks out, if not from the sudden surprise of the hedgehog careening into its face, then for the fact that a ball of spikes had just slammed into his face. The camera jostles around as the lilim attempts to detach the creature, only for it to be pulled off by the owner, who immediately begins running. In the background, cursing and screams can be heard trailing after the hedgehog and owner as they disappear into a parking lot and into a car.
| >A couple minutes pass of frantic driving into Glitch City, leading to the vehicle being stuck in traffic- its only then that the owner takes the time to remove the small camera and turns it off.
| What a fucking legend
| God I wish that were me
- Unit 00
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| Holy crap that made my day.
-Sudo
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| >hedgesledge.mpx
>A video file plays of an adorable and incredibly fat hedgehog sledding down a large playground slide. The camera seems to be some kind of mini "go-pro" esque device which the owner, a short woman, is placing into the waiting critter's tiny paws. He grabs hold onto it tightly, and the camera faces outward, down toward the plastic, multi-colored abyss of the tunnel slide.