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Flying panties out of control
| I-I'm sorry! I triggered it by accident... You can wear jeans, or something... The AI is not quite adapted to that yet...
| Y-you can do that... but only a focused blast of EMP will work on them, and they are usually cloaked so...
| yay, now you have a solution to those panties problems~
| Got em.
Boom boom.
>deydedson.jpeg
>the swarm of panties are no more.
Pls dont hate me dahk
>N3
| Eh....
That was only one swarm though, by now i'm sure they multiplied enough to atleast be more then one swarm...
whatever, i still got my prototypes.
-Dahk
| Do they steal boyshorts?
-Ferris
| Well, if they're ai has evolved enough, yes
| At least they won't steal my trunks. Right? Right?
| Hm....
Now they will
| They won't steal from a guy right?
| No they will.
| Well screw this, my thermal layer is my underwear.
| >>202183
Dahk, i cant say i know you all that well...
But if you program them to steal mens underwear we will have problems.
Me and who knows how many others.
>N3
| Nah it's fine, i already set up a mimic beacon, so the survivors should all head towards me.
(all it is is a massive pile of pa ties)
| >>202192
Oh so i see how it is, just because they effect gurls its like, nah it's not our problem, but as soon as i mention the ability to make them target both genders at a fair rate, you get all threatening and shit. Just another example of selfish men.
Anywaty, it was only a test, chill.
>>202194
also no
| >>202197
No not like that.
I mean which is easier to piss of, a girl or a boy?
Srsly like somebody is gonna throw a chair next thing you know its a riot.
>N3
| I think on average men and women take equal amounts to piss off.
It's how they damage you.
Guys are likely to be pysical, couple of stiches, no big deal. Gals on the other hand, especially if they have known you for a while. Can mentally scar you. Deeply.
| It's 20XX and sexism is still a thing.
also it's 20XX and every girl is either lesbian or BI
| Ugh, sorry for snapping. i'm still bummed out over operation princess rescue.
Anyway, i don't think you'll have to worry about the swarm, been doing some modifications of my own.
| >>202204 >>202205
I did not mean it like that.
You know what never mind..
I apologize.
I cannot do anything to defend my self even if i did do something.
So i apologize.
Its just that i ment that
Dahk is doing all this online.
Which means people can find them.
And if say my underwear was stolen
And i knew who was responsible, i would go get it back.
| And im sure if said hypothetical situation were to happen to others
They would try to get it back as well.
Again i didnt mean anything by it.
Sorry
| And im sure if said hypothetical situation were to happen to others
They would try to get it back as well.
Again i didnt mean anything by it.
Sorry
| It's fine
anyway i'd return these panties, but finding out who these are when they're still darting around is... a hassle, think i'll just keep fiddling around with their ai, make some sort of combat panties swarm or something like that.
Oh, don't worry about me being caught, i never use dangeru when i'm in my little hiding spots.
-Dahk btw
| >>202217
Oh mah god...
Combat panties...
'captain we are under attack!'
'by what egad man spit it out!'
'just looks sir...'
'are those panties?!?'
'gahhh it attacking meeee'
'Johnson noooooo!'
That is the first thing that comes to mind.
>N3
| Sorry everyone, didn't mean to blame any of you or get you to fight each other. At the very least the gangbang felt... Good. Nothing bad really happened, and now I got an interesting story to tell when someone asks for one.
Though I think I'll stay away from sex related jobs for now. I need to get my mind off it for a while...
A regular of mine offered me a job as a waitress in his bar. Maybe I'll serve drinks to one of you without knowing it in the future.
-Fn
| >>202234
I just realised, that you can meet local celebrities like CN, or radio wire staff, or i dunno, Merlin, and you will never know.
| >>202313
True, it's somewhat funny that I might have had a famous person here as a client that I didn't know about.
It would be pretty funny if someone who appears calm to be so aggressive in the bed. Or someone who looks nice turns out to be into a beast once they get on the bed. You'll never know.
-Fn
| >>202349
Even if you count Glitch City only, amount of people visiting danger/u/ is not all that big. And even among gurls, I'm sure there are those who either don't give a damn or genuenly don't know.
| >>202354
dude ik im friends w/cn i just find it funny as shit that hes considered a local celebrity -sh4de
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| So I found one of those flying panties... I thought it was pretty funny, until it assaulted me. It took my panties, and even injected me witg aphrodisiac.
I can barely remember what happened last night... All I remember was a large gangbang with my clients and other passerby. I admit it was pretty... Amazing.
But having to wake up naked, at an unknown alley, and go home without anything, I was lucky to still be alive in this town.
Please do something about those panties...
-Fn