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(VR MMORPG)the Story of Creation: of better times
| >the party finally reachs the main gate.
>before heading in nova looks around
You guys ready?
>who answers first?
| "Mhm."
> Aria nods. Her hands laid relaxed behind her, the signs of her drowsiness was no more after the barrage of battles she went through.
"—I can't believe we spent innumerable hours to finish the raid — that felt pretty much like an adventure in real life."
> She smiles. The feeling of accomplishment fills her in.
"—It has been nothing but fun, huh."
| >>201623
"Then so be it, we didn't cakewalk the raid after all."
> Aria answered, already imagining what sorts would happen later in Primaria.
| >>201645
"Yeah, that is exactly what I responded to. Still, one raid equates to little when you think the scale of the world."
> Aria opens her inventory, looking at the completely depleted amount of potions.
"I'd say whatever sacrifice we all made was worth it, even if our mark was little, hm."
| >>201656
Nope that mark was big.
We are the first to complete a *new* raid.
Said raid only what like 19 others have found the area to play.
*and* in doing so we changed the final boss of it.
So yeah thats a mark.
| >>201662
"Oh Nova, that's cute — let's have that mark when we have a streak of luck like now."
> Aria responded, a laugh was let out shortly by her.
| >>201664
(im waiting on the rest)
Well get ready, you *are* the one that will get the most attention
| >>201664
(im waiting on the rest)
Well get ready, you *are* the one that will get the most attention
| >>202115
(Me three.)
"How does that come to sense? I'm sure everyone contributed equally."
> Aria rejects the notion, remembering her time defeating the Matriarch boss.
| "Tis an inconceivable tale, to be raised into the sky, become a second sun and crash into the ground right through the boss!"
>Golden adds gleefully
| >>202124
You a lvl 20 something
Clearing a raid *far* beyond your capacity.
With 2 once legendary players no less.
No crap your gonna get attention.
| >>202132
*cough* "33 now."
> Aria sarcastically interjected, but she is aware of her inabilities.
"I get your point, but wouldn't the more famed players receive the usual pat in the back? A low-level would mostly be staffed behind as a 'minor contributor'."
>>202128
"—And also, I sincerely doubt we can pull that plan out without having luck in our side."
> She turns to the cheery Golden, replying to his words.
| >Trapped shrugs
"Most players know me cause i accidentally kill them sometimes, i doubt the attention will be any different.
| >>202265
"I'm scared now. Accidentally killing them? How?"
> Aria looks at Trapped with a sense of wonder mixed with confound.
| >>202275
"You know that giant sworf thing i do? sometimes it lands on a town, killing a few dozen people.. cc
| >>202306
"—I.. I have no idea you can mass PK like that."
> Now the looks Aria gave is of horror and confound. She didn't expect the loli to rain death by dropping a literal gigantic sword upon them.
| >>203159
"Nope, definitely no- Ok it was me, and i caused the zombie apocolypse, indirectly killing even more players
What can i do?
| >>203190
"Alright alright."
> Aria joyfully marches forward first towards the gate.
"Let's go, we have an inn to fill!"
| >Golden follows along, Lilim maid in tow
| >the party heads inside the hub city.
>players from far and wide flock to them soon after.
'hey are those the guys that beat the new raid'
'what no way'
'i couldn't even *find* e damn raid'
'hey dont hoard all the loot for yourselves!'
'wow must be quite the set if they managed to rope in black and numnum!'
'hey let me join you guys next time!'
>and the like.
>nova has his face buried in his hands.
Jeeze i thought people forgot about me...
| >>203207
> Aria pats Nova in the back, trying to console the sniper.
"There's no way they could forget a player with such fame, eh?"
> She didn't pay much attention to the crowd.
| >>203230
>the crowd comments on the event.
'ooh hey its that noob'
'is she consoling him'
'hey didnt scope say they were a ship?'
'oh yeah he did!'
'what did he call them?novia?'
'yeah that sounds right!'
'novia!novia!novia!'
>nova just looks like he is going to kill himself.
Scope if i see you again man i swear.....
im sorry *hides giggles* i do *not* approve of novia in any way.but the comedic and plot potential is hard to resist.
| >>203257
> Aria laughs awkwardly, definitely not feeling the tension of the crowd at all.
"Haha. What an interesting crowd we're having, huh?"
| >>203263
Dear god they think we are a thing...
>the crowd continues
'novia!novia!novia!'
>nova tries to take his mind off it.
Hahaha you know aria you are kinda turning into a reverse harem portag, but instead of all men you got trap, a cast iron light bulb, and *regrettably* me.
>if he did not have a helmet on one could see the embarrassment on his face.
| >>203268
"Sounds good enough of a party for me."
> Aria dismisses everything that sounds embarrassing to her. She kept an awkward smile throughout the walk, wondering how her party members are even dealing with all this.
| >>203369
"Is that so, Golden? I fear that popularity is not an attribute I would assure to myself."
> Aria answered Golden in a low and quiet voice, still not accepting her one day of fame.
| "screenshots, screenshots everywhere"
>Golden says waving an arm over the crowd
| >>203380
One way to find out.
I will give you three seconds to slap me.
>nova takes of his mask.
>he then takes aria by the hands.
>he leans in and gives her a kiss.
>the kiss was calming and invoked a sense of peace, as if the kiss held the feelings if home.
>cherry blossoms fill the air as the crowd was silenced by the turn of events.
Oh i forgot about that.
Heh no matter, those flowers are from a better time..
One...
| >Golden sees the crowd silenced. a text bubble appears over his head
"lol"
| >>203387
> Aria smiles at the kiss.
"Oh, my. How many have I kissed today? I count two."
> Aria activates a weaker version of her [Sword of Air]; letting the cherry blossoms fly freely across the space.
"Trapped is here, you know."
> She jokingly chuckled, before looking at the silenced crowd. She gave the crowd a hearty, and cheery smile, just to hear their sounds once more.
| >>203394
'oho we should leave the love birds to it.'
'boy wait until the fujoshi hear about this.'
'black you lucky bastard.'
>the crowd scatters.
>although one could hear the sound of nose bleeds and exploding ovaries.
Two...
>nova counts down
| >>203421
"Three—"
> Aria pushes Nova closer with her [Sword of Air] then tackles him down — she grabs him by the hips, suspending him in a position.
"—I didn't consent to this."
> Her smile is apparent, the blush of her cheeks fades in such a short distance.
"But who am I to say what the crowd wants? The show has to go on—"
> She leans closer to Nova, giving a quick kiss to his cheeks.
"That's a slap you deserve."
| "Hah hah hah~ I'd say get a room. And if I were Trapped, I'd say something innapropriate about us all getting a room!"
>Golden laughs
| >Trapped stands up, bristling when Nova and Aria Kiss, She appears to almost cast a spell, but cancels it before you can tell what's spell it is. Instead her face grows incredibly red and she yells
"Don't do this to my heart Aria! I'll actually die from heartbreak if you kiss someone else again!"
| >>203460
> Aria let go of Nova before patting Trapped.
"There there."
> She smiles at Trapped, somehow her smile signifies that she approves of Trapped's behaviour.
"You're cuter that way, dear."
> She let her hands extended — telling Trapped that they both can hold hands for the walk.
"The crowd has been subdued. Let's enjoy our walk then, shall we?"
> The words was sent to Trapped in particular, but she meant that for the whole party.
| >Golden shrugs, throwing his arms behind his head sauntering on behind the party
| "reverse harem"
>He laughs to himself quietly
| "...Hmph"
>Trapped puffs her cheeks as she grabs Aria's hand.
"I-if you say so..."
| >>203497
> They both hold hands together, Aria pulls Trapped closer near her. It was a brightly sapphic view for the audience — Aria can only assume this would confuse the crowd.
"Let's go!"
> She marches onwards, pulling Trapped along with her, as she lightly sprints forward. A gleeful laughter was in Aria's face the moment they marched.
| (gah internet is acting up.
Most likely gonna take a while to post
>morphine)
| (im Alive, ALIVE!)
>nova gets up.
Well that worked.
So i gotta go ahead a Reserve the tavern.
Lets meet up at the 'quest giver'tavern
>he walks off
| >>204608
"Sheesh, leaving after being kissed is rude."
> Aria sarcastically remarked as she pulls Trapped closer.
| "Mmmm yeah.."
>Trapped gasps as shes pulled close, and blushes even more
| (about time...)
>the party heads off, unburdened by the former crowd.
>they arrive at the entrance of the 'quest giver'inn.
>the in is a fantasy style bar with a more *Modern* touch, set in the magitech-ish area of primaria.
>they are outside at the moment.
>sounds of revelry and enjoyment can be heard.
| "Arrived, have we?"
> Aria nears the inn, her hand still holding Trapped's.
"—I have always loved the bars and inns of this game. Say not to the fact that they all look slightly different from each other."
> Her gaze wanders around, as if scanning the area.
| >>205232
>she sees nothing worth paying attention to.
>although one could hear two familiar voices.
'KYAAHHHH WHERE AM I'
'whoah now! Calm down before you start killing yourself again ya little fire Hazard we're at a inn.'
| >>205256
"This is the same old same old, huh."
> Aria hears the two players — two familiar players' voice, in fact.
"Hey you two! Have you reserved something for the party?!"
> She shouts from the outside, hoping the two could hear her.
| >>205291
"ELLIE, YOU KLUTZ OF A SISTER, COME HERE AT ONCE!"
> Aria toned up her voice, her shout louder than before now. Her command is phrased as clear as possible; maybe in the exception to Ellie's nickname.
| >>205298
"Trapped, give me two minutes."
> Aria stomps inside the inn, letting go of her hold to Trapped's hand. She tries to see the commotion in the inn.
"What is even happening here?!"
| "t- two whole Minutes?"
>trapped mopes outside, not sure what to do as aria rushes inside
| >>205303
>instead of dead loli aria is greeted by a much better sight.
>ellie along with 3 others stand in wait.
>the other 3 aria cannot recognize.
>1 is a man with black hair and is wearing a hoodie.
>1 also a man but with white hair.
>both are quite the handsome devils. 7-10/10 at least
>the last is a beautiful redheaded girl, a bright smile encompasses her face.
SURPRISE
>they all say in unison.
>ellie runs up to hug sister dear
| >>205326
"Wh-woah—"
> Aria was left speechless, unable to comprehend what she sees. Ellie hugging her was only an extension to her surprise.
"E-Ellie, mind explaining this to me?"
| >>205335
"You're nothing but a diabetic's nightmare, aren't you?"
> Aria smiles at her before looking up to the rest of the unknown party of players inside the inn.
"Say, what is this delicate surprise gathering? I have no recollection as to who some of you are. Honestly, this surprised me more than anything today."
| >>205339
>the man with black hair speaks up.
Well i gots some friends yadda yadda yadda etc so now we are here just waiting on you guys.
>the voice makes it clear that this handsome devil was nova.
>the party finally sees his face.
>every other time one got the Chance to see it, it was always somehow blocked from view be it a leaf or whatever, heck not even aria knew what he looked like and she kissed him *twice*.
>it must have been quite surprising at the very least.
| Cmon some folk from that crowd from earlier will be here soon
>he continues
| "...Right."
> Aria was bewildered by what she saw — or rather, by the revelation of the whole surprise.
"—Might want to call the rest of the party inside then."
> But she couldn't do that as there's a figure hugging her, so she did what she thought would be necessary.
"LIGHTHOUSE PARTY, GET INSIDE HERE!"
> Aria tries to see behind her — behind the door she passed through to enter the inn — she sees a silhouette of the moping Trapped.
"THAT INCLUDES YOU, TRAPPED!"
| "Did somebody say light house?"
>Golden perks up standing like a tower, making people flinch as they try to avoid an imminent blinding.
>Beryl is MIA
| (just go inside the tavern when ready)
(also now would be a good time if anyone else wanted to join)
| Gudd ea
| (just waiting on trapped and Shima...)
| >trapped runs in after aria and cuddles her
"Longest two minutes of my life..."
| >>207034
"..."
> Aria was left speechless due to the two hugger freezing her in place.
"—Okay, you two—.. I don't want to have an early death due to insulin resistance."
> Even with that, she doubts she can let go of both Ellie and Trapped.
|
| >>207039
>Golden sees the humor in the situation and walks over to join in. Engulfing the three in metal pressing with uncomfortable force
| >>207577
"GGOLDENNOO—"
> Aria was pressed in the center, the pressure — the literal pressure — crushes her frail body easily.
"ILLDIEILLDIE—"
> She tries to haphazardly escape from the force of the hug. Her HP can be seen dropping, and quickly recovering.
|
| >Golden gives his usual hearty laugh as he loosens his grip, patting Aria in the back as he steps back in hood humour
"Oho~ any words to say about the Harem you've seem to built for yourself
>He says jokingly, taking in the sight of the pure loli and the lusty loli entangled around Aria
| >>207648
"—thank you"
> Aria took a quick gulp of breath after being pressed against a metal wall.
"... I didn't build this, and besides, Ellie isn't in it! She's a pure high schooler — don't let her be tainted with the stain of this world!"
> She defends the pure loli.
"Besides, this isn't harem!"
> And she gave an empty rebuttal.
| (Falschen here, thinking bout joining, expect a sudden appearance MWAHAHAHA)
| >>207916
Oh dear how adorable....
Cmere little fire Hazard.
>nova pick up the sleeping ellie.
Imma have to take her to a bed excuse me for a moment...
>he promptly warps away.
>he warps back inside a bit later.
Soooooo...
| >>208042
"I-if you say so."
> Aria was too dense to notice the obvious harem. Maybe she does realize its existence, but chose the anime protagonist route instead.
>>208057
"—So, are we going to explode a party here?"
> She gestures to Nova.
| >>208283
Yep crowd should be here in
3....2.....1....
Annnndddd.
>a crowd of players flood in.
'Magpies are throwing a party again'
'damn it been forever'
>they do what anyone would do at a tavern
| >A slightly familiar voice can be heard from the crowd.
"Fuck! Wait for me! Jesus Christ! I just want to see some novia action! That is all I ask!"
>It is, of course, NoScopeBoy83.
| >>208394
(Pretty fucking good. Doing stuff still hurts, but considering it doesn't worsen, and I'll probably just have to live with it, I'm doing great.)
>Scope grabs two people, throws them out of the way, pushes a few others, and tries his best to reach the door without killing.
"Move aside! I'm that less famous guy! Damn it!"
| "Party!"
> Aria had shouted before seeing Scope, or hearing the commotion behind the door — the festive mood has taken her completely.
| "Thank you! Good to see you to!"
>Scope is almost completely out of stamina, and looks really fucking tired. Straight up exhausted.
"Hey! Hey Nova! Get the fuck over here! Now!"
| >>208445
"First of all, the music box thing in that room around where I logged off, the music from that thing, was fucking beautiful! I cried for an hour!"
>Scope almost teared up just from the memory of it.
"Second of all, do you know what I went through in there!? That place was hell! I found a room in that dungeon! And that room was it's own dungeon if you get me! A sexual one!"
>He finished his drink.
"Fuck! How the hell did you survive that!?"
| >>208467
>he looks scope dead in the eyes
They dont call me the release for nothing.
>as he says that he emits literal shadow
| >>208467
"Hey Scope! What happened to you? You left the raid without notice!"
> Aria greets Scope — to be precise, Aria, and a hugging Trapped.
"It's chaotic without any long range attackers — and Nova also left suddenly. Is that just a common shtick between you snipers?"
| >>208472
"That sounds really fucking stupid."
>Scope, clearly not impressed and slightly cringing, turns to Aria and Trapped. His tone changes to a slightly more serious one
"Hi Aria! Good to see you! I am honestly not sure. I think it was some kind of stroke-like thing. I believe it was caused by some kind of virus, but I should be fine now."
>Scope stares at Trapped, looking kind of disappointed.
"Shit. And here I was rooting for Novia."
| >>208485
>the crowd all stops in their tracks.
>they all give trapped the death glare
'thats the guy who crashed the space ship!'
'thats him? Its a girl'
'she is a he and yeah that him!
He even killed me a few times!'
'now hes trying to break the ship!'
'then the fujoshi will deal with him..'
>they continue to stare for a while before returning to the party.
| >>208485
"Don't mind her. She has been like this since the latter part of the raid. I have no idea what caused it."
> Aria pats down the slightly-taller Trapped.
"Virus, huh—... I have been having a number of problems on my side as well. I believe long-term VR session is not for me."
> She gave a weak laugh remembering the dreaded blood gushing in her mind — that weak laugh turns to an empty look of trepidation, with a following empty chuckle.
| >>208494
> Aria gave every single one of the player a returning glare as they return to the party, not wanting to make Trapped uncomfortable doing his/her own thing.
"Shoo shoo. I'm not here to build all of your ships."
| >>208497
"Long VR sessions have never been a problem for me! Probably because my brain works differently!"
"But I will ask again, so please answer seriously! How the fuck did you survive that!? I ended up having to use my sponge to get out! Do you know how punishing that sponge can be!? If you don't use it carefully you will literally get burnt, shocked, paralysed and more!"
| >>208500
>Trapped gives an exhausted look
"Nah it's fine Aria,"
>She turns towards the staring players
"Chill, it's a party right now, let's not ruin it over a *few* deaths, and besides, that ship was probably scripted to fall anyway,"
| >>208669
>a public server message appears.
Attention players due to the actions of player: npc or trapped
A spaceship has fallen creating a player made event
Primaria will be under seige by space zombies.
>event: space horde has initiated
The system will flesh out the structure of the ship accordingly
| >>208686
"Heavens forbid I have one single day to rest."
> Aria didn't mind much of the message; her focus was in what would happen later on: a sabotage of a party.
"—Heh. That last boss battle was taken for granted, huh?"
> She smiles — it's the smile spelling out "Bring it on!"
| "That certainly sounds like fun! Guess we'll be hunting then! I hope we can make friends with some of them too, and I hope some of them also love hentai!"
| >>209025
>nova chuckles
Man when this is all done everyone here thats not lighthouse or s magpie will want trapped dead.
Still, no rest for the weary eh?
| "Hey bartender! Give me something sweet and fruity with LOTS of alcohol!"
| >Scope looks happy, downs the drink, gets some pretty bad status effects, and yells:
"TAIME TO FUKK SOM SOMBIS!!!!"
>He takes his rifle if his back and holds it in his right hand, and in his left hand he's holding his sponge.
>He drunkenly runs/stumbles towards and out the door.
| "... I'm going to let him do his thing. I was about to answer him and all."
> Aria notices the unstable Scope, but does nothing to prevent him from going outside.
| >Lighting can be heard a few meters away from the establishment, and a loud and drunk sounding:
"FUKK ME!!!"
>The others don't know yet, but Scope now lies drunk, burnt and passed out on the street outside, with 1hp.
| Sup
| Still what o worry about is the fujoshi...
The moment they catch wind of 'novia' stuff is gonna go down.
| (I love how this person is just ignored. I can't say anything, so someone please respond to them.)
| >>209364
(I agree with that, but you should at least tell the person in meta, so they can learn to introduce themselves properly.)
| >>209368
(to be honest i usually turn a blind eye to these things see >>207912 >>206177
Its been like that since the symphony raid
If they wanted to join i usually get a proper message see >>208044
Although if one of these genuinely were a request to join i apologize
>morphine_blues )
| >>209380
(that should be the case.)
(until then back to role-playing)
>nova tries to get his mind off of the fujoshi
You know i always liked the fact that you can drink IRL booze in this game.
I mean they have everything
Jonny walker, red bull even ersatz.
| >Trapped Raises a glass and sips it, though she keeps an eye on the others
"Honestly, the whole thing seems kind of suspicious how real it can feel"
| "Dats cus it is reel!"
>Scope is dragging himself back to the others, drunk and burnt.
"Fukk! Sat spunje nevr lisns! Always fukkin shit op! Gess i wount bee kiln sombis!"
>About a meter away from Nova's feet, Scope yet again falls unconscious.
| "Sponges. Huh. Why is sponges all that famous in this game again?"
> Aria heard Scope's message about sponges, then proceeds to wonder for herself.
"I don't have the best experience handling them either."
| "HAH HAH what good game doesn't have its share of zombie survival. I mean dont even start with the FPS franchises"
>Golden laughs patting Trapped in the back
"Only thing it means is getting to try our own hand at this exciting _albiet overly milked_ scenario"
| "and these fujoshi know nothing. Everyone knows the best route is always the harem route!"
| (anybody seen shima?
Shes been gone for a while...)
>>209773
Golden you dont understand
Nobody crosses the fujoshi *nobody*
Those girls are rabid...
>as nova says that memories of horror and pain flash across his face.
| >>209791
>Golden places a hand on Nova's shoulders
"I understand. But given what Fujoshi are, wouldn't it be more so to ship you with noscope? It is boy on boy after all"
>One can never tell what expression Golden makes behind his helmet, but one might almost hear... Heavy breathing?
| "oh myyyy your sniper rifleeee's hitting my sniper rifle~~ oh~~ it's armor piercing~~"
>Golden faintly whispers
| "A sniper rifle duel... *Ahem*"
>Golden coughs, regaining composure
| >>209795
"No-Scope is a nice ship name. I approve of it."
> Aria gave Golden's idea a greenlit, but she heard nothing of Golden's whisper or his heavy breathing.
"Although, if possible, I'd like to avoid harem — nothing good ever came from it."
|
| >Beryl arrives with Golden's newly repaired armor
"Oh"
>Golden heads over to collect and reequip his armor. mumbling something under the helmet faintly
Find my sniper's nest, hit me with your explosive rounds~
| No we would just call them fujoshi...
Id rather not get into it right now...
>the word fujoshi really does bring uncomfortable memories to nova
| >>209802
"Hm? Did you say anything, Golden?"
> Aria hears a fading glimpse of Golden's voice, but it was incoherent to her.
| >It looks like a shock goes through Scopes body as he suddenly wakes halfway up. Still drunk, still burnt.
"You perverted nasal loving mother fuckers! Get the fuck away from me!"
>Scope is sweating heavily, and it looks like he's having flashbacks.
"NO!!! STOP!!! PLEASE!!!"
>Scope faints yet again.
| >angry screaming fangirls can be heard in the distance.
Nova:Oh god...
BRACE YOURSELVES EVERYBODY ITS THE FUJOSHI!
>the atmosphere of the Room changed from joy to unfathomable horror
Crowd:'oh god'
'please..please no'
'if any one here has a god, now would be a time to pray'
>the sreams get louder
| >Scope gets stomped on by one of the fangirls, and dies due to low hp.
| (Is the party over?)
| "Rain check: what does fujoshi mean in English?"
> Aria had to late-guess the name, but her less-than-adept fluency in Japanese was useless at decoding the word's meaning.
"—Is it something awful?"
| >>210136
Female anime fans aria.
Now be prepared they are *not* going to like you.
>nova shudders a bit
| >Gunshots, three to be exact, can be heard. They are coming from outside.
"FUCKING FUJOSHIS!!!"
| >Gunshots, three to be exact, can be heard. They are coming from outside.
"FUCKING FUJOSHIS!!!"
| >Scope can be heard breathing heavily.
"READY YOUR DEFENCES!!! RELOAD YOUR ANTI FUJOSHI ARTILLERY!!! KILL THEM ALL!!!"
>More gunshots. Seven this time.
"FUCK!!! I NEED TO RELOAD!!! CAN ANYONE COVER ME???"
| >You can hear the sound of something cutting flesh. Scope screams.
"FUCK!!! THEY STABBED ME!!! THAT'S IT!!! WHEN I RESPAWN, I'LL GO HUNT ZOMBIES INSTEAD!!! I CAN'T TAKE THIS ANY MORE!!!"
>Then he dies.
| "How are they not going to—... Ooh."
> A thought immediately hits Aria. Right. She kissed Nova.
"In hindsight maybe I should only kiss people when I'm not surrounded by a crowd. Duly noted."
| >the fujoshi flood in
>they give aria the death stare.
'nova is mine!'
'no! He is mine!'
'no fair you already have W!'
>they fall to bickering among themselves
| >one of them come up to him
>she is hawt
Crazy:nova why did you choose her over me!
>she seems genuinely hurt
Nova:because she is a rose in my eyes.
>nova whispers to aria.
Play along its the only way they will leave..
| >A lightbulb flashes on Golden's head, taking the form of a sparkle in his eye slits
>He walks over to Nova, his hulking form easily pushing people uncomfortably aside
"Would you like a touchdown?"
| >>210211
"What do you mean play along?!"
> Aria aggrssively answered in a whisper, not wanting to be involved in the business Nova had in the past.
>>210213
> She stares at Golden, wondering what 'touchdown' means in this context alone.
| >>210232
Just play along, act romantic
Trust me it is not my first time dealing with these nuts...
>he wispers
| >>210233
"I CAN'T DO THAT!"
> She whispers again, this time it's starting to sound less of a whisper and more like a faint scream.
"—If you want them to go away, I have an idea, but it involves striking down your self-esteem, and my reputation. I'm okay with the latter."
> Aria spoke rather quickly, not wanting to be frowned by the fujoshi as making a suspicious discussion with Nova.
| >>210244
Trust me nothing else works.
I no, we have been dealing with these guys since i was lvl 10
The only way to stop them is a good gut punch to their crazy fantasies
>he whispers
| (I'm sorry to interrupt, but something I have noticed a lot is people writing, and I'm not trying to offend anyone, "patted her in the head" or "he walked over and patted her in the back" or similar things. Is that an inside joke or something along those lines, or a misspelling?)
| >>210250
(no jokes i think just good ol pats)
>>210244
>luckily most of the fujoshi are still bickering among themselves
| >>210250
(Pats are great.)
>>210246
"Why don't I just kiss Trapped and be done with it?!"
> Aria replied, still aggresively whispering to Nova whilst actively monitoring the fujoshi of any sudden spike in activity.
| >>210256
(I didn't mean the patting itself. I mean the spelling of it. "Patted her IN the head". But judging by your response though, it seems like it's just a spelling error. It just kind of threw me off. I don't like to be too much of a grammar nazi, but by writing "in" and not "on" you are basically saying that they are patting the insides of their head, which is why I thought it might have been an inside joke. Again, sorry to bother you.)
| >>210263
(Oooh, right. Maybe that should be turned to an inside joke, now that you mention it. My bad, I should've double checked some of my writing. -xnbc)
| >>210262
>the fujoshi are starting to get suspicious of the conversation.
Shit they are starting to catch on.
Aria listen to me *please*.
>there is a pang of fear in his voice
these players are nuts the last time someone did something like that all of primaria got set on fire because of it.
I should know *i was* that someone.
Heck i only managed to calm them down due to lucky coincidence..
>he whispers
| >>210285
"Ngh. Screw this. Hold my hand. I'll have to apologize to Trapped later."
> Defeated, Aria said the only sane plan she has in mind.
"I have a plan, and it involves something stupid."
| >>210292
You know what screw it.
Run ok. Just run.
>he whispers.
EVERYBODY FUCKING SCATTER!
>he yells.
>the crows gets the hell outta there
'fuck this'
'dont have to tell me man'
>nova and the white haired players runs with them.
>only the redheaded magpie and lighthouse (probably) is left.
>the fujoshi look really angry.
| >>210292
You know what screw it.
Run ok. Just run.
>he whispers.
EVERYBODY FUCKING SCATTER!
>he yells.
>the crows gets the hell outta there
'fuck this'
'dont have to tell me man'
>nova and the white haired players runs with them.
>only the redheaded magpie and lighthouse (probably) is left.
>the fujoshi look really angry.
| "YOU ARE REALLY SMART, NOVA!"
> Aria shouts at the now-missing Nova. She attempts to run, but it's clear that some of the fujoshi has her pinned.
"... This is bad."
| >>210296
HEY FUCK OFF YOUR THE ONE WHO PRIORITIZED HER BOYFRIEND BEFORE *THE ENTIRETY OF PRIMARIA!*
>can be heard from the distance
>the fujoshi split up some to deal with lighthouse and the rest for the runaway bishis.
>the redheaded magpie kills all of the fujoshi
>she then approaches aria
Hello~!
| >>210300
"Did you.. just PK-ed those people?"
> Aria was left bewildered, seeing the fujoshi goes to nonexistence in front of her eyes.
"Thank you, but you could have just pulled me away."
| "Wait! Why are all the fujoshi running? Wait! Nova! Are you using yourself as bait? GOOD LUCK! Guess I'll be joining the party again!"
>Scope enters the building yet again, and orders the same drink as before.
| >>210303
Hehe~ no problem!
>the redhead gives a sincere smile
>btw she looks like this
( https://encrypted-tbn2.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcR6e6tUzOXF8-8HeptWSlvAUytBBcsDAIeUyfcJh_xQi8Efg0TMrYPEVGtc )
| >>210307
"That.."
> Aria was at lost for words, but it's not as if she had any planned either.
"I don't think I have your name known to me — I'm Aria."
> She extend her hand as a form of greeting.
| >>210308
>she takes arias hand with a smile.
>her hand feels warm and homey.
Kaho, kaho reinol.
Magpie number five.
| >Trapped is just left speechless
"Where do i even..."
| >>210394
"Ver du ju iven vått?"
>Scope is extremely drunk after downing two of those Rainbow Killers. He stumbles towards Trapped.
"Kom hit og fortell meg om alle dine problemer! Pappa er her for deg!"
| >>210312
> Aria gave a gentle smile to the Magpie member.
"Nice to meet you, Kaho."
> She might be a bit dense to not remember Trapped.
| (annnnd im awake againnnn
...i want bed back;-; )
It is very nice to meet you all.
But now is not the time for they are sure to send more...
>it looks like she sent a message to nova
We need to get out of the city.
|
|
| "Vel jeg er jo faen meg for full til det! Jeg tror jeg bare dreper meg selv for å bli kvitt fullheten da!"
>Scope is rambling to himself, then he pulls out some kind of tiny metallic device from his pocket. He presses a button, and it starts blinking red. He puts the device in his mouth, and says:
"Ha det bra dere koselige jœvler!"
>The device was a bomb. It blows off Scopes head, and he dies.
| >>210905
"..."
> Before Aria was able to react with anything that had happened, she heard the bomb going off — not understanding a single word Scope spoke.
"What?"
| >Scope comes back after having blown his head of.
"Ok! I'm not drunk anymore! Let's get out of here!"
| >>210932
"How did you speak perfect Norwegian when—.. never mind. Let's go."
> Aria had a curiosity blaring in her mind, but she immediately wiped it off as soon as she remembers the pack of fujoshi is going to circle her again.
| >the party heads out.
>the first thing they saw was...terrible... All of primaria was on fire.
We need to get to the walls.
>the looks on kahos face told one thousand stories.
| "Let's get to the walls then! And Aria, the Norwegian thing, I'm honestly not sure! It just happens! I can't control it!"
| "I will not ask any questions then!"
> Aria replied to Scope, panicking because of the town being literally burnt to ashes.
"—Why does this all remind me of Glitch City a bit too much?!"
| >Scope doesn't seem to be bothered by all the fire. The only thing he is scared of right now is more fujoshi.
"Probably because Glitch City is always on fire! Or exploding! Or there are riots, which leads to explosions and fire!"
| >nova runs past, still chased by the fujoshi
THIS IS YOUR FAULT!
>he is gone from sight before the party can react.
>five of the fujoshi split from the group to fight
> [insert player names here] lvl 36-50 hp??? (roll to find out)
| >>210956
"Maybe that is why I don't like where this all is going!"
> Aria doesn't wonder why they are speaking in panic language.
"You know what, I regret doing the ship! Trapped was probably warning me from the very start!"
>>210957
> She sees the fujoshi readying a fight, and chose to simply withdraw.
"Scope, I'll.. I'll be the back support."
> She gestures Scope to take the front seat to the battle.
| >>210959
>two of them attack aria
>the rest go for scope and kaho
(fujoshi no.1 on aria (14)
(no.2 on aria (7)
(no.3 (10)
(no.4 (17)
(no.5 (13)
| "God fuck it! Fucking fujoshi scum!"
>Scope readies his rifle, and tries for a
>[Triple No-Scope]
>9 shots. 3 for each target.
(19)
>Scope doesn't miss a single shot, and hits all three fujoshi targeting him with three bullets each. He got one headshot on all of them, the rest hit their torso.
"Fuck yeah!"
| >>210966
> Aria didn't attack, nor defend — she was left being the punching bag by the fujoshi.
"..."
> She didn't say a word nor react to the attack as her HP drops to 800.
| >>210979
>they are hurt but still functioning.
>kaho is locked in a fight against 10 fujoshi so she will be of little help
| "HEY YOU GET YOUR FILFTHY HANDS OFF MY ARIA"
>Out of seemingly nowhere, trapped appears and attacks one one of the Fujoshi with a sword
| "Trapped?!"
> Aria was surprised to see Trapped, and even more so the fact that she saved her. The expression in her face was a glee thankfulness.
> However, her HP was already down a good number — her body was not up to dealing huge amount of damage, after all. There is still no signs of her preparing a defense against the fujoshi either.
| "Why the fuck are you not fighting back Aria?"
>Scope pulls out his sponge, and tries to use
>[Golden Shot]
>The next bullet you shoot deals massive damage
>He squeezes the sponge.
(8)
>Scope is inflicted with poison, and the bullet just evaporates.
"Fuck me!"
| "Hey! Fujoshi! You will never get Nova! He is reserved for Aria! NOVIA WILL NEVER DIE!!!"
>Scope reloads, and aims at the fujoshi.
(20)
>Scope unloads all his bullets towards the fujoshis head. All bullets hit, but two misses the head and hits her torso.
"NOVIA!!!!!!!!!!"
>The scream of raw shipping power coming from Scope can be heard in a 500 meter radius.
| "SCOPE, NO!"
> Aria had to physically stop Scope from screaming, knowing the fujoshi, they are all now targeting the voice.
"YOU IDIOT!"
> Now that she has been pushed to the situation, she readies a spell in her hand.
"I THOUGHT I COULD END THE SITUATION BY LETTING THEM KILL ME."
> A simple [Spark] spell was prepared — it seems that Aria doesn't want to harm any of the fujoshi; she simply wants them to sit still and be idle.
| "ARE YOU FUCKING STUPID??? THIS IS A GAME!!! IF YOU WANT TO BE A PACIFIST IN REAL LIFE I DON'T MIND, BUT IN A FUCKING VIDEO GAME??? THESE CRAZY FUCKERS ARE TRYING TO KILL YOU BECAUSE THEY THINK YOU WANT TO FUCK NOVA!!! YOU PROBABLY DO TOO, BUT THAT'S NOT THE POINT!!! THEY DON'T DESERVE MERCY!!! IF SOMEONE IS TRYING TO KILL YOU, YOU ARE ALLOWED TO KILL THEM!!! IT'S AS SIMPLE AS THAT!!!"
>Scope looks really fucking pissed at Arias stupidity.
| >Trapped Yells back at scope
"HEY THAT'S NOT TRUE, ARIA IS *MINE* YOU CAN FUCK OFF WITH YOUR NOVIA"
>Meanwhile she fends off some of the fujoshi, not entirely sure which side she should be on at this point
| >Scope calms down a little.
"I can try to use myself as bait if you want, and then kill them!"
| >by now kaho has dispatched her fujoshi
please calm down.
Aria they will not stop untill their fury is sated.
If they were to kill you, you would just respawn.
There is no point we have tried.
And Despite what it looks like, ever since the the crowd said novia he has been trying his best to protect you *all*
(1/?)
| Please we were here since before any of you has even heard of the SoC.
All we can do now is head for the walls and wait it t out.
And trapped ive known nova forever both in here and IRL he is trying his best to protect *you* especially.
You have a reputation for PK-ing people that didn't deserve to be PK-ed and it doesn't help that you started a zombie apocalypse.
So infighting will not help!
>he voice was a mix of sorrow, experience ,desperatration, and sternness.
(2/3)
| So *please* if at the very least save it for when we are safe.
All will be explained when that happens.
(also forgot to say but she clears out the fujoshi)
(3/3)
| "Sheesh, you guys—"
> Aria scrolled over her items list, then summons over a whistle — as she gave it a gentle blow, a rat was summoned.
"—It's just a game. I took the game as an escape, not as another reality I need to think of."
> She threw the whistle to the nearest party member.
"Why are we even debating about philosophical discussion again? I was trying to break the tension."
> Once more, she opens her menu, but this time she presses on 'log out'
| "I don't want any infighting as well! But I agree! We'll save that for later! But what are we supposed to do now?"
>Scope checks his inventory for any antidote for the poison, but he doesn't have any.
"And does anyone have any antidote? I'm dying!"
| > Aria fades away, leaving the guard rat to the party's control. It wasn't assigned a name, and it looks terribly confused without Aria.
| "Wait what! She left? Fuck! Now I hate myself!"
| >>211028
huh.. This was the last situation i expected you to use the rat whistle on.
>>211032
Oh no... She is still going to be here when she logs back in...
| "You're right! We need to somehow secure this area before she comes back!"
>Scope checks his inventory for traps, but he only has a few more of those small bombs.
"It seems like I can only help by killing fujoshi. I don't have any traps or things I could set up to make this area safer."
| >Scope looks like he's is currently hating himself, and his voice is now a lot more serious.
| >Trapped looks momentarily incredibly depressed now that aria is gone,
"...meh... the only thing i oculd do is set the entire place on fire..."
| "Well then. It seems like we fucked Aria pretty hard with this whole thing. Fuck. Well. Only thing we can do I guess is to not let the fujoshi know where she left. Or we could pretend that she did it somewhere else."
>Scope looks very demotivated.
"Guess I'll go and hunt some zombies or something then, now that this is over. Tell Nova to contact me if he needs me for anything."
>Scope starts walking away, with his rifle on his back.
| (i have no idea where to go from here.)
baaalllllllsssss
| (legitimate spoilers below.)
my plan was for everyone to go to the walls. After they got there i would suspensefuly (probably a typo in there) draw out the thing for a little untill the post number hit 238 or something. After that i would do a count down for a 'server reset' when the countdown hit 0 it will be like the fujoshi biz never happened. Then i would be all like APRIL fools expecting you guys to get mad at me in character and OOC.
(spoilers end)
| (buuut i dont know what to do now.)
| (Yeah. That went horribly wrong for you. It would have been a good April fools thing, but yeah. I'm sorry my dude. I. Yeah. I don't know what you should do. I still had a good time though. Even if it was supposed to be fun and light-hearted I still liked the scenario, and I guess we got to learn more about the characters, which was fun too.)
| (How do you do that censored text thing btw. I didn't know that was a feature.)
| >>211069
[spoilers] word [/spoilers]
(but without the s at the end)
>>211068
(nope this is still pretty much the outcome i expected.
Now i can continue watching my shows. Been putting them off for a while to DM this stuff. So no major harm done)
| (anyways im sorry to be selfish but imma be gone for like 3ish days to do other stuff in my free time that doesn't have others waiting on me. Again sorry.)
(next time any of you see N3 on the board and you still wanna do SoC just ask or something)
| before you ask yes this was all meticulously planed and yes your reactions were expected and also yes i did all that just to have a break. I apologize
| (Dude! You can just say that you want a break! Their is nothing wrong with that! You need to use your sparetime to do what you want. You shouldn't feel obligated to be the DM of roleplaying threads on a fucking internet forum! I'm just happy that you created SoC. The fact that the game is now cannon on /cyb/ is a fucking blessing. SoC is really fun, but I don't think you should be the only one having the job of being the DM. After everything you have done you deserve a break.)
| (Deserve is also kind of a wrong word to use. If you want a break, then you take a break. That should be it. I hope SoC will continue on, but I don't want you to have to take care of everything. The fact that you made SoC is good enough. I think that if people want more SoC, they should make it themselves, and not rely on you. Have a good fucking break, and tell me what shows you are watching when you come back. If you see this of course. I hope you do.)
| (Heeeey, I watched some videos for some hours and it looks like we have a long OOC chain here. And uh, don't worry about the logging out part(?) — but I guess I'm too late on that. So all I can say is: April F—.. wait, no. I'll await for your return; doubt that it's selfish for DMs to have a break, after all, it's been fun. A break for you is deserved. -xnbc)
| Just testing
This thread is permanently archived
| >You look out your window and see glitch city in all its exiting sounds and vibrant colors.
>But right now you could care less you and some other chummers just beat a raid!
>you gotta go celebrate!
>what could go wrong?
>thus you don your VR gear and enter the world of creation.