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A life lesson with cyphir
| The first girlfriend went out and got herself a complete makeover.she told him 'i spent the money so i could look pretty for you because i love you so much.'
| The second went shopping and bought the man new golf clubs,an ipad and an 80-inch flat-screen television.she said'i brought these gifts for you because i love you so much.'
| The Third woman took the 5,000 and invested it in the sock market,doubled her investment,returned 5,000 to the man and re-invested the rest.she said 'i am investing the rest of the money for our future because i love you so much.'
| The man thought long and hard about how each of his girlfriends had spent the money,and then he decided to marry the one with the biggest tits.
| All women are thots, thats my life advice
-Falschen
| Ya see children the moral of the story is: i dont have a clue im Duckin high AF.
| The lesson you all should have learned is:
Never trust cyber_cyphir to tell life lessons while he is on drugs.-cyber_cyphir
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| See, and this almost, *almost* went somewhere too.
-Fuschia Fedora.
| It's always the tits isn't it...
| the best women are the ones with a peni--
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| >nyuen
>chinkshit
the fuck outta here
| There's nothin' wrong with nuyen. *puts a hand on his mossberg loaded with flechette ammo*
| Hey, I laughed. Boobs are a higher power.
-Rezno
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| There was a man, wise and old, walked up to me, asked me my name
| Then smacked me and took my money I had in my pocket
| Life lesson: Don't trust old men
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| A man had three beautiful girlfriends but didn't know which one to marry.as a test, he gave each on 5,000 nyuen to see how they would spend it.