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Story time dudes
| >Be me
>kinda cute, 8/10
>just going down the street in Dowtown, been looking for a store
>See some hooge Razorguy just waiting outside some store
>I walk past, trying not to stand out
>Guy sees me
>Ohfuck.jpeg
>Guy slaps my ass and grabs my shoulder, telling me I should get some company for the night
>Kinda grossed out at this point, tell him no
>Guy doesnt give up
>Finalresort.jpeg
>I grab his hand and put it on my dick
>he didnt think I was a guy
>His face when.
-Kou
| Noice. you should go meet helpgurl!
| Same as you, a trap!
| Oh, well, oof.
>Be me
>Working my 12 hour shift in plumbing job
>Lunchbreakfuckyes.jpeg
>Find a noodle place, looks alright.
>Some dude outside tells me to leave a note when I pay, gives good money
>Easypeasy.jpg
>Get my usual 2xNoodle 0.5xSoup.
>Finish up, pay, and begin to head out.
>2 meatloafs for brains block the exit, begin questioning me.
>y_tho.png
>Bossman calls, what do?
| part 2 later, get me furious every time I think of it.
| >Be me
>Person uploads video of panties
>Be accused
>Accidentally reveal panty shot collection
>Ohshitihaveagirlfriend.jpg
>Trytoexcuse
>excusefails
>Upload terabyte of panty shots to AI
>Realize that there is an infinite amount of pervs runninf around the multiverse.
>Aw fuck
>Have Existential Crisis
>Try to drink it away
>Wait i'm banned from drinking
>realize you're younger then Helpgurl
>2ndExistentialcrisis.png
>Have sex
>Forgetaboutitall
>FeelsGoodMan
>JK she was working.
| >Be me
>sitting in patrol car
>tell other guy to go out and buy some donuts
>stare out the window
>hear screaming
>mfw when other guy gets stabbed in both kneecaps
>mfw donuts all over the ground
Whoever keeps stabbing Paylor outside the Donut shop by Glitz. I'll fucking cap your ass this is the second time and he *just* got them replaced
-A cop
| >be me
>eating and chilling near a fast food
>punk walks out screaming how the food suck
>he throws a fresh ham/burg/ on the ground
>feelsmadman
>I walk up to him, then slap the shit out of him
>fight happened
>the punk is knocked out
>GCPD arrives and arrest the punk and me
>I explain
>cop nods and goes away
>free/burg/
| Now here's the main thing of the thread..
This sounds a little bit unbelievable
But im a human with their mind put into a lilim body, aparently like before I actually showed up towards GC there was a accident or something, then I fell asleep for 10 years then got popped out here.. that's just some crazy shiizzzzz -LightmanZX
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| Tell ya story, or just any story.. in this hellish world of GC