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[News report] Gang violence on the rise?
| Similar figures have been confirmed by other companies such as NoPay or EZsurance.
Another worrying trend among these numbers reveal that most of the reported crimes have been committed in densely populated areas were most of glitch’s working class lives. In a large number of the presented cases damage was incurred on the common prefab housing units with damage to the kitchen facilities inexplicably leading the charts by a large margin.
| In contrast to this trend GCPD Press relations have denied a statistically significant change in gang related crimes in the last quarter, moreover gang violence has been on a steady decline over the past 3 years citing “good police work” as the cause. No further comment has been issued regarding the matter.
| As a direct result of this disconnect it is expected that insurance companies within GC will shortly start a joint investigation into the most common prefab kitchen suppliers in hopes of revealing fault with their appliances or finding fraudulent claims to protect their earnings.
>the trid ends
And that’s all today from the GC rumor mill!
How ‘bout ya’ll fine folks? Have you noticed more gangbangers in the neighbourhood?
Any info? Send it my way!
- Bee
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| >File upload GC Rumormill: ‘Gang violence on the rise?’
At GCtrust, one of glitch citys premier property insurance companies, automated heuristic analysis picked up on a sharp increase of insurance claims related to fire damage during evaluation of the quarterly shareholder reports.
According to a memo released to shareholders of GCtrust numbers are up by as much as 27%, in 87% of these anomalous cases claimants reported ‘gang related violence’ to be the cause for their claims.