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(Setting) Petting Zoo
| >In a upscale district of GC, Is a Zoo, full of animals, waiting to be petted. While most of them are androids of sorts, programmed to function positivlely to headpats, there are a few, living, breathing animals. But to no less note is the extravagant entrance, shining lights and a ticket booth, support the gates that keep the animals in, and un-paying customers out.
| >Speakers advertise the zoo's various pretty and beautiful animals.
"Come down to the Zoo! See the ferocious tigers, See the enormous elephants! Experience the beauty of wildlife today!"
| >Three kids enter the park. A girl with blond hair with pig tails, a girl with ultra violet hair, and a boy with brown hair tied back in a low ponytail.
| >The kids see all kinds of animals, be it giraffes, who crane their neck for head pats, or monkeys, who give the kids a high-five. They even come across a... llama? Wait, no. This was not in the script. Get that llama out of here, replace it with uh... ah... a parrot! Yes! The parrot swoops down on to a shoulder of one of the kids enjoying their company, with no llama in sight!
| >The blond girl just stares at the parrot with a hard stare, The purple hair girl seems to be observing the parrot in wonder. The boy attempts to light a cigarette but the blond girl smacks his hand and shakes a finger at him.
| >The parrot gently mimics the noise made at the front of the gate. you can just tell that it's not a real parrot, sadly.
"Ferocious tigers!"
>While a lla- no wait. I thought the llama left? Fine. Ahem! The llama picks up the cigarette, dropping it in the bin, and coming over to the purple haired girl for a pat. God I hate that llama.
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| (I thought I posted but I guess it did not go through sorry >.<)
The purple girl petted the floofy llama, looking at it in wonder.
| >The llama likes the pats a gives you one appreciative lick, giving your hair a cowlick sort of look. From. The feel of the fur, and the slimy lick, you can tell that the llama, is real. And is also... Out of his cage? Who the hell let Paul out?
| >The girl then attempts to Mont the llama, getting odd stares from the boy as she tries to get on its back.
"Are you really sure you should be doing that?"
>The blond asks in a monotone almost bored voice.
| >Oh no. Now you've done it. Paul doesn't let you on to him, side stepping your attempts. He gives you... a chilling look. You got lucky this time kid. Last time I tried, I couldn't feel my cohonas for a while.
| >The purple haired girl pouts and gives Paul some pats as an 'I'm sorry'
| >Paul forgives you. You lucky kid. Paul enjoys the pats, setting his head on you.
| >The purple haired girl pets his head.
"Is he even supposed to be out like this? Should we tell someone?"
>The boy asks
"No one is reacting to the free llama so it's fine" The blond says monotone once again, completely expressionless, her eyes focused on the gameboy advanced in her hands.
"Seems like She is enjoying it anyway."
| >You see... Nobody wants to bother the llama. The motherfucker is brutalising. Speaking of motherfuckers, Paul leans in to see what the blond is playing, resting his head on the blond's.
| >The blond girl is playing Pac man. She seems to be on level 5 currently. she gives no attention to the llama on her head and focuses on her game.
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| >Paul, the dick he is, licks the gameboy., While also letting some drool slide down and no to the blond.
| ".... I wonder what llama steak tastes like"
>The blond says, again her voice monotone, as she pushes the llama off her and cleans up her game boy and her self.
| >To my and the zookeepers relief, the Paul task force arrives, with the power of snacks, lure Paul away, while one of the lion conveniently tries to get the kids' attention.
| >The kids go over to the lions.
"I kinda wanted to find out"
The blond says still monotone, her expression not showing any disappointment.
| >Oh boy. We might just have a code llama thanks to that gi-[/spoiler]
>Ahem. Paul hears your comments, and whips his head around, and spits at the blonde with great force, before being escorted back to his cell.
>The lions ignore this, as they where programmed not to recognise Paul, but focus on the kids, one of lions comes closer so that the kids could feel his mane.
| >The purple haired girl pets the lion's mane while giving worried glances to the llama.
"He is just a llama."
>The blond ignores her and flips off the llama.
"A llama who is a dick. Fuck that llama."
>Again, The blond' s voice is completely monotone and emotionless. the same with her facial expression. It's almost like she is a robot.
| >The Llama is now gone, and it ain't care about the blond's flip off.
>Meanwhile, the lions enjoy the purple haired girls company, snuggling up to her. One of the lions risk it and approach the blond, trying to warm up to her.
| >The purple haired girl snuggles up to the lion while the blond girl observes the lion approaching her.
"Fascinating aren't they? They move so fluidly. The joint work is outstanding"
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| (Sorry, forgot to write.)
>No! I refuse to read this! He's just a fucking llama, how hard is it to stop him! Fine. You hear screaming and wails from one of the nearby 'staff only' doors. Of course, the Lions do not react, tending to their patrons, nuzzling up to them.
| >The group glances at the door
"Should we go check it out?"
>The purple haired girl asks
"I doubt it would be worth it."
>The blond replys. The purple haired girl heads towards the door anyways, The blond turning and following after her along with the boy.
| >Christ, that's the 5th task force this month... OH shit is this on? Uhh.... Now that you have approached the door, you can hear groans and pleas for help. And some llama noises.
| >The purple haired girl tries to open the door, The boy seemingly ready to back her up if a fight breaks out while the blond stands by and observes.
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| >What you see when you open the door, is horror. Bodies cover the hallways, some in the celling, while disembodied arms and legs cover the floor. The walls are painted red with the blood of the staff. In the middles stands the same llama. Paul. His fur now red from the blood of others. He looks at you, yet does nothing.
| "God... What happened in here?"
>The boy steps in and begins examining the bodies
"My guess is the llama is an evil bastard."
The blond steps into the doorway.
"He is just a llama I doubt he could have done this. I mean It's not physically possible"
>The purple haired girl exclaimed
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| >The llama stares at you, and turns away, going in to a different corridor, oh jesus, oh no. You... you can hear the screams of people.
"OH christ! NOOOO!"
"AHHHHHHH!"
>You can now hear sirens outside, must be the police, thank god.
| >The purple haired girl rubs after the llama.
"I guess we are doing this"
>The blond says as she and the boy follow
| >They follow around the corridor, and they see Paul bite out some guard's throat, as paul does, and keeps going towards the exit, not really minding the group. There is a door on the left side of the corridor, lights flashing out of it.
| "Told you. Evil bastard llama. I don't know how he can do that with his herbivore teeth though"
>The group continue to follow the llama of death
| >It's Paul, mundane shit like teeth don't deter him, as he exits out of the staff only area, towards the exit. People run in directions away, as police close in to stop the group, thinking they caused this, while Paul move past them.
"Freeze!"
| (The think a group of young children did this?)
>The kids stop. almost as if on cue, the three start crying and acting like any child their age.
"D-don't hurt me, Mr. Policeman"
>The fourteen year old purple haired girl cries, the twelve year old blond hiding behind her.
| "Shut it Jeff!"
>Petterson comes over to the kids, comforting them, and walking them away from the scene.
"Sorry about that kids, Mr. Policeman over there pisses his pants at the sight of everything."
| "It's scary in there"
>The boy says, seemingly shaken
"Can we go home now?"
>The blond pipes up
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| "You should, do you guys want ice cream before you go?"
>Petterson tries to bribe the kids to forget about the rookie, Jeff.
>Meanwhile, Paul has already made a distance between the zoo and himself.
| "Sure!"
>The purple haired girl pipes up
| (Lol I am awaiting the killer llama versus Mercenary Kids showdown lol GC just keeps getting weirder)
| (Idk, Paul had his reasons for murdering the staff.)
>Petterson walks the kids over to one of the ice cream stands, now empty, and begins serving some icecream to the three kids, and one for himself.
"What you kids want? We got uh..."
>Petterson looks at the machine, confused.
"Just go ahead and grab what you want, I got to go..."
>Petterson walks away, to investigate.
| "Let's go"
>The purple haired girl frantically whispered.
"Lily, I know you don't like cops but calm down."
>The blond had switched back to her usual monoton3 and expressionless demener.
"We don't exist anyway."
>The blond easily operates the machine and serves herself and her friends.
"Still I agree. This trip has been ruined by that ass hat llama. Just think about what we talked about earlier, okay?"
>The purple haired girl looked to the side as the three walked towards the exit.
| >Petterson walks towards the crime scene, talking to himself.
>"Thank god I got those kids away from that. Otherwise John would have never forgiven me."
>Later that night, news will show about a killing spree caused by an unknown assailant, killing 63 people in a petting zoo.
| >upbeat singing can be heard
Here comes my love tr-ial, my judgement awaits me~
How long is my list of charges go-ing to be?~
Closing statement - a teary apology
With powers vested in you, I was declared guiltyyyy~
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