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I have a Hedgehog, AMA
| Tell me about that blowjob
| >>195337
She hadn't washed down there in a month.
Next question!
>hedgey2.jpx
>The hedgehog is seen puffing up its spines as it obliterates a plate of soybeans.
| Can i pet it?
| >>195349
More like ~~oh yes~~ but anyway!
>>195352
Let me ask mister Prickles:
>hedgequestion.mpx
>A smol video plays- a feminine voice can be heard lightly speaking to the hedgehog. "Mister Prickles, would you like to be patted by the anon?"
>The small hedge hedge sniffles its nose, then dives itself into a plate of sesame seeds. It somehow looks even fatter than before.
>"Very wise, Mister Prickles. Very wise."
| I wonder if they could be friends?
>Spiky.jpg
>A photo of a tiny cactus wearing a small sombrero, probably a fancy tequila bottlecap
-Saiko
| Is it true that hedgehogs can run at supersonic speeds and shoot spines with pin point accuracy??
- Unit 00
| >>195433
I'm sure this was in a history book somewhere. The eons might have corrupted it, but I'm sure you are close. -Uni
| >>195428
We should set up a play date!
>>195433 >>195495
Believe it or not, these rumors are why it was such a bitch just to even get Mr. Prickles IN here!
I haven't seen him move at supersonic speeds yet... he's pretty lazy... and fat... but he did shoot his spines at a stuffed bear yesterday.
| >>195515
Maybe we simply have a different breed of hedgehog? Or perhaps it has yet to grow to its full capacity? I am not a scientist whose study is hedgehog after all. -Uni
| >>195518
Neither am me! But I will say this- he was totally worth the hassle. ^w^
>hedgielove.jpx
>The hedgehog seems to be curled up in a fat, furry ball in the middle of someone's slender hands. An enormous mucous bubble extends from the critter's nose, almost as large as the sleeping hedgehog itself.
| *snot bubble
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| Through great personal danger, legal bullshitting, warp travel, camera hacking and defacing, gun-shooting, orbital relay hacking, and a blowjob, I have acquired a genuine, living, sentient, immature, fat, healthy, and infant hedgehog.
Ask me anything.
>hedgehedge.jpx
>The image depicts a small, partially open ball, which looks like someone took many colored toothpiks and jammed them into a hackysack. Said hackysack has a soft white belly and has two beady looking eyes staring up.