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Toys? Like regular normal toys, okay?!
| I'd very much like to fix it, yes I could glue the broken parts or 3D print the 'tesla coil laser thingy' but it just wouldn't be the same! Normally I would cautiously hit up neko park and see if someone could dig the part up, but it seems the place is getting shadier by the minute so I'm steering clear for now!
Also is there like a special language or code for you GC locals?
I've talked with some random decked out dude on the street and asked if he knew where to get toys?
| Guy was kinda scruffy but perfectly fine to talk to, so friendly girl as I am I winked at him as he smiled at my questions.
Ten minutes later I'm at a furraking store stocked to the ceiling with guns, explosives and other illegal thingies.
WHAT THE HELL GC.
So next I try my luck with a proper lady and you know what I WAS NOT LOOKING for 'THAT' kind of toystore!
Again this store was stocked to the brim like you wouldn't believe.
(AGAIN) WHAT THE HELL GC!
| Then some hooded dude starts talking to me and asks what I'm looking for, so I show him my ToyCo™ Laserblaster and he tells me he knows exactly the right guy. Finally!
I follow the guy around for 20 minutes trough some backstreets, we stop at a door. He starts to pad me down (weird but okay?).
But it got weirder, next some shady looking dude shows up and wants to take measurements of me with one of those funky measure-roll thingies.
Never seen one of those! What are they called??
| So the thingy was kinda neat, but yeah the situation was pretty strange, I decided to book when I had the chance without ever meeting this 'Collector' person lol.
And don't get me started on 'candy shops'... (AGAIN) WHAT THE HELL GC!
I have thee feeling I will just wind up in some kind or another of crazy shop if I continue this, so anyone got tips?
The replacement part I'm looking for has not been sold online since ~5yrs plus..
PS: Whats up with gas people? dangerous?
- Saiko!
| The only advice i can give you is this.
Move.the.fuck.out.
And ask you why are you even here.
>N3verW3re
| The only advice i can give you is this.
Move.the.fuck.out.
And ask you why are you even here.
>N3verW3re
| There's this old retro store I would visit a lot in downtown a couple years back. They had toys, figures, and old game stuff. You could try there. -CN
| As for coded language stuff, just think about those old crime show holovids and you basically got most of them down. There's also shadowrunner speak, but considering you're not one, you shouldn't have to worry about that. It's mostly just replacement phrases for like 'friend' and 'shit' and such. -CN
| Just dont be dumb, and you should be good.
If a guy stresses a normally anodyne word, just assume its not what you'd like to think it is
Exemple: "Oh yeah, I got some nice *Toys* in my van"
Just get a map application, and dont talk to anyone on the streets, thats where you get all the weirdoes and psychos, like me
-F
| >>194780
Downtown? I see, I'll try to find that one.
Also about your language advice.
Well I had some mixed results with that
Once I bumped into a giant augmented mountain of a man who clearly spoke 'runner'. I tried to apologize with "Sorry my hose! I will drekking geek you!" - but the dude just stared at me for an eternity and then burst into straight laughter ..
Also my regular pizza boy doesn't come by anymore since I offered help with the wetwork in his flat.
- Saiko
| I guess I should read up more on this stuff huh?
>>194787
Thanks for the advice but I'm not a little kid getting kidnapped in a 'free candy' van lol.
>>194779
The place I'm staying at isn't really that bad!
-Saiko
| Okay, I came here thinking this was some kinda twelevth layer of irony and wanted to pitch for my cleaner services, but realized it really was about toys.
| >>194789
Yea... uh, you basically told him the equivalent of "I'll fucking kill you." And wetwork is like assassinations and stuff... basically I think you should just avoid using the terms and you'll be fine. -CN
| >>194804
I know I would like to help with some wetwork, following you around isnt exactly the way I imagined spending my weekend.
| >>194804
Oh shit, really? I'll get a book or something on the matter!
>>194797
I'm sorry mister, I definitely don't require such a service! (I looked that up, how's that?). I hope you have a pleasent dumpshock nevertheless!
- Saiko
| >>194807
N-No... really you don't need to. Dumpshock is nausea caused by forced Matrix exiting... even if it was a good thing, I don't think he could even have dumbshock... -CN
| >>194811
Meh, I do get to see you play around with ladies and another User, i'm not really angry
But I should of just went along my original plan, I hate losing my time.
| >>194816
Bagging and tranq shots, that or the simple alleyway clubbering.
As long as it works
As for Users, dont ask me about them, you'll learn.
| Hello there little girl
>clueless_girl.trid
>a trid plays, showing a certain young woman wearing a bright yellow hoodie and carrying a gasmask entering an obviously shady store. The camera pans up to reveal a plethora of neon signs peddling any kind of erotic device you could imagine. A few minutes later she leaves in a hurry with a beet red face.
| >>194824
Yeah that's 'that' store I was talking about, good job finding it!
H-hey wait a minute, why do you have THIS??
-Saiko
| >>194839
Want more?
>clueless_girl2.trid
>This time the girl leaves another shady shop, the camera zooms in on some ads with the slogan 'Guns, guns and even more guns!', then focuses on the girl again. Unlike in the previous trid the girl is dragging a big backpack around.
| >delet ths
| >>194866
Hey chummer, not chrome. NOT CHROME AT ALL, hassling the young lady...
Delete this or do I need to hire some wetwork to geek you?
-KoSai
| Why do I feel like everyone is playing up the runner speak now... -CN
| >>194889
Haha no idea, but that guy sounds scary - wouldn't want to mess with him!
Scary! Sorry guys we are going way offtopic here, I'm gonna close this!
-Saiko
>a fake thread closed is posted as a last ditch effort
[Thread closed]
| I was starting to laugh, come on lil lady, whats with that bag of yours?
You can tell ol' Ludendorf
| [Thread opened]
Where's yer god 'ah, chummer?
| >Ludendorf
What the hell, so you are the one taping me? N-nothing, just old junk, the shopkeep asked me to dump it!
-Saiko
| >>194907
I aint the tapper lil lady, and even if I was, I'd have to get paid to do it.
Also if you got a problem with my name, we can talk about it in an abandonned hangar and it wont be fun for one of us.
| >>194912
H-hey sorry, was getting kinda riled up. No offense intended.
I'm pretty sure I've done nothing illegal here, okay? But don't go wasting the time of the GCPD - I hear they don't like that one bit!
-Saiko
| >>194922
Trust me, if everybody in this board called the GPCD every time something illegal was posted on here, this board would be empty. -CN
| >>194927
Implying they're not already more crooked than a girl's tie in a anyu manga.
As for calling the cops, who do you think I am, some kinda suit?
| >>194927 Wait, you're the gas mask girl in the cafe the other day? Well... umm... I'm really sorry that you broke the thing. It's my fault that I told you to remove it before you settle down. I hope you forgive me. -r
| (wait, wrong post. I meant >>194922)
| Okay, okay I spill the beans if you guys back off, I might have bought a pile of type-f heat lasers on impulse.
I heard even dogs are allowed to have these, so it can hardly be a crime to tinker with those right?
>>194943
Hello, yes that would be me. Don't worry about it, it was my own clumsiness!
-Saiko
| >>194951
Just dont stick em up on shibas, we could deal without another fucking incident like that, stalled buisness for a week
| >>194951
It's all fun and games until 3 members of your team buy 3 separate piles of type F lasers, which results in the construction of a laser sword... -CN
| >>195001
It's more fun and games. I want one to go with my spider tank. Telling it to drive me closer to hit things with my sword
-Ferris
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| Hello~ Saiko here, sorry still a newbie to GC!
I hope you don't mind me spamming the board with all these mundane questions...
Again I would kindly appreciate your help!~
Yesterday as the gas was cleared up somewhat I could finally go outside, so I decided to fool around a bit and pretend to be an astronaut for a while (don't judge me okay? lol)
Anyway I brought this baby a long for protection:
>ToyCO_Laserblaster_XL2000.jpg
I could kick myself ... I dropped it and it broke ;_;