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| >"RADIO WIRE, RESTABLISHING CONNECTION"
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>"NUMBERS"
>"555-XXXXXX MAIN LINE RAN BY NEIL"
>"545-XXXXXXX SECONDARY LINE RAN BY XII"
>"535-XXXXXX COMPLEMENTARY LINE RAN BY CALIFORNIA"
>"515-XXXXXX BUSINESS LINE"
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>"MUSIC, NEWS, AND EVENTS. 24/7"

| "'Ello everyone and welcome BACK to the greatest--" -X
"--Are ya' sure Its workin'??" -X

| "Yes! Now would you please?" -R
"Alright Alright just checkin', so.." -X

| "Hello everyone and welcome back to the cheapest, greatest, and coolest show using the deadest way of communication since carrier pigeons, Radio Wire!" -X

| "Now, just like that step-father you never loved but still bought you gifts we're back in yer lifes after leaving for so long. And we got what we have best, stolen news!" -X

| "Now if ya' didn't hear before ya' hear it now, there's this toxic cloud of gas spreading around the city that's known for-- hol' up" -X
>Click
>"NEWS!"
"That's known for being highly lethal and inducing of hallucinations, on top of that it's highly contagious so our recommendation is to stay isolated 'till someone speaks 'bout a solution" -X

| "Now ah' was just kiddin' with that of stealin' news, we gotta earn our prestige back! We are only airin' this one since It's an actual for the people" -X

| "So, if ya' happen to Live at District Chapel, District Cathedral, District Temple, District Downtown or District Neon ya' should by all means stay inside and specially don't go hug any hallucigenic smoke cloud out There" -X

| "Now if ah' can be honest with everyone, ah' got no fuckin' clue what's been happenin' all this week" -X
"All this week??" -R
"Weeks, technically weeks but it doesn't matter" -X

| "Ah' promise to not do our worst to gather news for y'all 'cause we know no one likes going trough pages of internet bullshit about how to enter the dogs' internet or someone sellin' black panties panties again, so we read all That bullshit instead and give y'all the resume!" -X

| "Now, our lines are wide open and ah'm a bit cranky from bein' locked about 10 days with this dude complains, so call in and ya' might have the pleasure to be yelled at by me" -X

| "Ah' swear the lack of fresh air or real food is gettin' to me" -X
"Don't be a baby" -R
"545-XXXXXX for a good time people, we swear!" -X

| >DIAL 545-XXXXXX

| >Xii picks up line '545'
"'Ello and welcome to Radio Wire radio, a bit closer to heaven since how close we are to killin' each other, who might Ah've the pleasure to be talkin' with tonight?" -X

| "HELLOOOOO"
>Unforgettable, annoying, over-the-top cheerful young male voice bursted into the line.
"Hello hello radio Wire man that sure feels like forever since the last time I called you hahaha but the chaos in the city is the same haha I guess its just something in the air that makes people crazy haha how you been Xio R how poor Neil is doing still going on with that spirit talking or is he finally better oh now that i think about it do you even remember me i dont know hahaha!"

| "Oh god of course ah' remember ya', I remember ya' in my deepest nightmares and my mornin' alarm Sounds pretty much like yer voice, tell me What's new Mr.. Buddy?" -X
"B+ for trying" -R

| "Ahaha just Jamie would be alright!"
>The voice became even more cheerful than it was before.
"Well there isnt much aside from me losing my job or rather just kinda going on vacation without really telling my superiors about it and also stealing some of their really important shit ahahah but you always ask people how are they how are YOU guys been doing i havent heard you like forever ahaha"

| "You are a wackjob man, ah' swear ya' say the most depressive shit while laughin' like a broken record. We've been Alright around here, fixin' our defenses and feelin' watched 24/7, but c'mon talk us more now, what brings ya' back here now" -X

| "Nothing too special ahaha like you know people are dying left and right and stuff and its like about a month or two left for me to live so i just kinda decided screw this and i dunno gonna have some fun while im lasting or something hahaha like visit a bar or two or maybe try bar hopping and maybe piss off a corporation or two haha this city is kind of the best place you could choose to be doing crazy shit in haha so i guess im gonna go out with a bang if you catch my drift haha!"

| "Wait wait wait what the hell man? Did ya' swallow a slow-workin' cyanide or somethin'? Did ya' bought an aug from a street merchant? What's killin' ya in a month dude? We already got a way too high number of people callin' here before dyin' so That doesn't sound good y'know?" -X

| "Ahahahaha dont sweat it man dont sweat it nothing like that trust me im just reaching the end of my bodys natural life span thats all ahaha thats perfectly fine its not like im going to drop dead right this instant you know ahaha i bet i will have enough time to call here a couple more times even and have some fun along the way so its totally fine im telling you ahahaha!"

| "Y'know man ah' don't wanna sound rude but.." -X
"Be nice" -R
"Fuck that I'd like to know what's the deal with you man, were ya' bitten by a radioactive hyena Or somethin'? Ah've only heard laughs Like yours in horror flicks and the fact that You're so chill about dyin' soon doesn't really help me y'know?" -X

| "Ahahahahaha!"
>Voice laughed for a couple dozen seconds.
"I mean thank you for your concern and all that hahaha but im totally fine really haha thats no illness or something like that and no one bit me hahaha its just that accelerated body growth leads to lessened life span thats all ahaha im totally chill about it because i knew about it since like forever man ahaha i had time to cope with it alright i originally was not even supposed to live independently so its totally fine!"

| "Huh, so ya' are like some kind of experiment right? Ah'd've first guessed it was somethin' About how much dopamine can a body sustain without dyin' but ya' talk about growth. Say, accelerated body growth also means bigger size? Like am ah' speakin' with a two meters looney right Now or ya' just grow like everyone else?" -X

| "Ahaha no oh i wish i was a two meters looney id get all the girls ahaha nah the bigger the body the less life span you get if you accelerate its grows some dna shit kinda show not exactly my field of knowledge and it would take me more yers to make it my field of knowledge than i have left ahaha which is zero hahaha"

| "So are ya' even human being that the case? Like a sped up growing human? ah' got nothin' against hybrids but I had a dog that died at 7 years old 'cause of that fast development shit, also how old are ya' dude?" -X

| "Well i was cloned from a human so i guess im human but if you really go deep into it i dunno are clones human hahaha and just promise you wont laugh but im nine like in nine years nine ill have a birthday of sorts in a month hahaha maybe will even throw a party or something really looking forward to it and also now that i think about it im sorry for your dog dude dogs are like great and cool ahaha!"

| "Ah' knew you were somethin' different! So since ya been born you just know You're gonna die in 2 months, that's kinda fucked but with that attitude what can I say, ah'm guessin' ya' already got an old ass body right? Ya' mentioned workin' so you gotta be at least 18" -X

| >"NEWS!"
"High mile club" -R
"A huge, whale type plane crashed in uptown just this afternoon, the ship dropped with tons of crates filled with whiskey and military equipement, some kind of deal was done in the crash and a group of.. Partners took the contents from the crash, this was R.M at R.W" -X

| -R*

| "Because of the lack of.. Workers on the station I will personally take care of hosting line '555-XXXXXX' temporarily, so line is open" -R
"Spoiler alert, he's borin' people" -X

| >Call on 555—545-XXXX

| "I-I didn't expect this to work" -R
>R picks up line '555'
"Hello and welcome to Radio Wire, You're speaking with the founder and fixer of everything around here" -R
"So humble" -X

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"Ya' there looney? Ya' haven't died yet have ya'?" -X