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I fell in love with a vending machine.

| Hello there, muy name is Anubis, im a Lilim. I think i fell in love with the vending machine that was deployed in my building some months ago.

I have dated humans and other lilims, but i swear i dont have idea of how to proceed here. He is always nice to me when i buy him soda, maybe im confused? Idk... What kind of gifts can you give to VM.models?


| Um.....arent vending machines supposed to act like that?
it seems like normal marketing
>N3verW3re


| Maybe you are right... But i feel like i need to try just to be sure
>Ann-U615


| >>187318
Good luck i guess?


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| OP whats nice about it... Him?


| >>187305
I'd say some WD-40 would go a long way. It's a pretty good gift.
-Hunter


| >>187305
...Okay pause. Fellow Oil in here. What model is the Vending Machine? Some of those still don't have AI unless they're Vindertech...-R8D


| Oh believe me, he has an AI, just like the ones they have outside of that famous Valhalla bar. And well, whats nice about him? Well, sometimes when i buy him muy recurrent after-work soda, he spends a little extra time askin forma how was muy day... Maybe he truly worries about me! : )

>Ann-U615


| What makes said vending machine different from others?


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| W-well, physically he looks as anyother VM on the streets...
>Ann-U615


| With all due respect Fraulein,
So far As i seem to understand,
You only like him because he is more considerate then most around you.
What is you life like?
>N3


| I say let her see how things go with the vending machine
-Fennick


| Can you... Have sex with a vending machine?


| I mean anything is possible if you try hard enough
-Fennick


| >>187771 >>187783 >>187786
You now what yeah.
Do it op, fuck the vending machine.
I wanna see the results of the choice.
>N3


| Yeah! Why not? I will tell u all how it went in a new thread! (Now if only i could know how to close it) >Ann-U615


| anxiously awaiting update on this
-Fennick

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