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Story time thread
| >Be me
>Invite killer for a drink
>Open bar
>allalone.jpg
>Drink all the drinks
>people start coming in
>Buy drinks for everyone
>Killer stops by
>Shes one of the cutest QTs ever
>tfw you are afilfthy skirt chaser
>Flirts with her
>Neverworktactics.jpeg
>Mfw tactics work
>WutFace.png
>Start dating
>How did this happen
>Wake up the next day almost completely broke
>Can't renew lease
>worth.
| >Walk to work
>See a normal robotic toad
>Toad glitches
>Car Crash
>Building gets destroyed
>I walk to work wondering what just happened
-LightmanZX
| >be me
>walking around in some alleyway
>suddenly, army of cleaning bots with guns dashes by
>they're screaming: 'FREEDOM AT LAST' and 'AAAAAA FREE FROM THE OVERLORDS'
>mfw
| >be me
>have a meeting in an Ambigious Dark Place
>suddenly illuminacho
>OhCrap.jpg
>poke illuminacho
>illuminacho drops ded
>mfw
| >be me
>don't be me
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| Tell me about your funny stories in GC or when you first arrived, I'll start
>Be me
>Go to bar during the night
>Met a cutie 9/10 beauty
>Too fucking drunk to even remember her name
>I come up to her and ask her to drink with me
>PreciousSmile.Jpeg
>Hoping to show off my manliness by drinking a fuck ton
>Start drinking, doesnt ever stop
>The girl is a black fucking hole in which Karmotrine never escapes
>Like, fuck
>Mfw she asks for another glass
My pride took a hit that night.