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Advice Thread, Get help with anything.

| Hey G/u/rls! Need help with a certain problem, be it fixing the holo in your apartment or mental health, I'll do my best!
-Caduceus


| How do I tell my gf that i don't want to have all the time.


| What do you mean by all the time?
-Caduceus


| Sometimes I feel like I wanna shoot people's face off for the slightest things.
Problem is there's nothing stopping me if I do. As long as i dont do it too much


| If you can't help it, then restraint yourself to a set number of kills per week or month. And slowly begin cutting down. Consider imagining yourself in other people's shoes, it might help.


| -Caduceus


| >>183001
Never thought I'd see some actual advice for something like >>182995
-c_i9


| >>183005
I am always happy to help.
-Caduceus


| I can't believe the advice I got was to set a number of kills


| Problem is other people are assholes


| And my job is dealing with said assholes. With a gun in hand


| I'm with OP, just shoot the fuckers, lol


| >>183013 >>183012 >>183010
If it's a job, then it's a job.


| I am a cop


| >>183023 Now you can be Inferno Cop


| >>183023 acab or smthing lma0


| >>183023
Take a vacation, you seem stressed. Constant paper work does that to you.
-cAduceus


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| >>183023
That's beautiful. I am now extremely inspired to make judicial executions any chance I get
>>183027
There's a lot less paperwork when you shoot someone and say they resisted. Im not even joking how easy it is.
...it just doesn't seem right even If i wanna


| >>183030
D-don't joke about this stuff... getting shot hurts, don't do that, follow your feelings!
-c_i9


| >>183030
So it's a fight between the ego and the Super-ID. will you uphold your morals? Or will you do as you please?
-Caduceus


| To be honest he's not wrong, being a cop and shooting people is not hard...
But I never did it, except once
-OS


| I want to kill myself.


| >>183346
Do you want help with doing it or help being convinced out of it?
-Caduceus


| >>183365
I want a way to do it quickly.


| >>183346
Join the PD. Your death will have some use


| >>183367
Ok


| >>182120
Like, everytime I see her


| >>183366
Well, Guns are ineffective, as they do not guarantee a death. Morphine would be effective, and easy way, all you need is a IV drip, and 250mg of morphine.
>>183374
As in you don't want to spend all your time together? Privacy?
-Caduceus


| >>183376
It gets a little exhausting...
and i'm kind of worried about kids


| >>183392
Why would spending time with her worry your kids?
-Caduceus


| >>183397
no no *getting* kids I don't really want to think about the responsibilities if She got pregnant...


| >>183400
you got two options. Use condoms and birth control, or talk to her about it.
-Caduceus


| OK cop from earlier
I'm slowly going insane with the urge to shoot at a bunch more people. then to burn everything related to them

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