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| Hey, It's me, Marie.
I've been really wanting to make more posts.

but I dunno.

Life has been pretty simple lately, not much to say.

People are probably sick of me cluttering up Danger/u/ with my worthless boring life.

But it just makes me feel so relaxed to tell people this.

So I thouhght, maybe just one thread, dedicated to meaningless fluff might be ok

If you don't want me to, I won't.

I'll just...

go away.


| Don't go away, those threads are always good!


| Meaningless fluff is what we need amongst all this madness.


| Anyway, i'll probably start it off either way, might as well put some fluff up here today.
Day #1
I probably should tell you a little more about my birthday, even though that's not strictly today, but to be honest it's kind of a blur...
Oh, i'm not a 24 year old virgin anymore I guess.
Dad got me this really fancy nanomachine suit thingamabob that can look like all sorts of clothing!
! may never have to go clothes shopping again!
I still will though
it's super fun!
(hahah)


| (cont)
Anyway, besides the birthday stuff, work has been doing great too!
There's been a few weird customers, but isn't everyone a little weird?

One of them gave me this custom gun and told me to hold it for Uncle.

I wonder what she does anyway...

Oh, and crepe girl brought me *more* crepes, even though i told her i'm on a diet!

it's Madness!

Anyway that's basically it for today.


| It felt really good marie, I'll see around more eheh~
-OS


| G-good to hear!
Sorry if it seemed out of the blue
by the way , i just kind of couldn't keep my mind off it
(Mom and dad sure can keep at it for a looomg time.."


| Yeah, And one of you was moaning OVER the music...


| >Day 2
Ah... It's still a little chilly... Why can't spring come faster!
I just wanna curl up and sleep the entire day in bed...

Uncle stopped by work and picked up her gun. She seemed like she was in a hurry, so I forgot to ask her what she actually *does*.

Work has been really slow today, so I've been doing some random stuff to pass the time.
I really hope nobody catches me dancing behind the counter...
(it' so embaressing >.<)
Maybe I should sneak a futon down there...


| >>181380
Maybe I could pay a visit?
To relieve some of your boredom!
-OS


| You're always welcome! Maybe after I get off work you can help me in the bedroom some too!


| >>181702
I would love that~
-OS


| >Day 3
Sorry, but today is going to be short.

A really close friend of mine just passed.

I just need some time alone.
Sorry if this brought you down.


| Mom closed the place.
Sounds like she lost someone too.
I'm too scared to face her, so I ran away.

Life is funny like that.

Sometimes you're on the top of the world
the next it all just comes crashing down.

I don't really know what to do.
I wanna vomit...


| Honey come back. I don't want to loose you too.


| -Cain


| Hey whats going on with helpg/u/rl?
Who died?


| I've found our Traploli, He was crying and drunk in some alleyway.
Bringing him home now.
-Dahk


| >Day 4
I'm still here.


| I wonder if cat ears will make me cuter.


| If you get any cuter, people might die from cuteness overdose.


| >>184018
Do it its a great idea.
>N3


| But isn't grafting catear mods going to be like, irreversible?

Maybe i should stick to all natural cuteness.
meh.


| >>184034
You're already cute enough, and dont scare me like that okay! Be careful around town...
-OS


| >>184034
Sweetie, y'know there are fake cat ears right? -Aleid


| >>184060
Thats prefect, marie yoi should do that!
>N3verW3re


| ...yeah i suppose they are...
But like, i dunno, wouldn't real ears be cuter? i dunno..
I just saw an ad and thought avout it


| >>184069
Want me to make you a pair? I betcha I can get REALLY close to the real thing. Betcha! -Aleid


| Hah...I really don't deserve to have auch wonderful people in my life...
But yes!


| >Day 5
It's funny.
I'd thought grieve longer then this.
She was only died a few days ago.
But the tears are gone.
I... I don't even know if i'm still sad.
Everything just feels numb.
And empty.


| I went to cheer myself up by going shopping.

GCPD came by.

Fun times.


| >>185653
:[


| >>182423
Who exactly died?


| >>185664
A close friend, and one of my childhood crushes, we lost contact a few weeks ago, i diddn't even know she was sick...


| [Mostly IRL stuff inc]
Honestly, i don't even know if we could still be considered friends, we've stopped talking for a while now but...

I just never quite stopped being in love you know?

I don't know weather or not to go to her funeral, I'd totally be a stranger, but i still wanna pay respects...

Ah whatever, she wasn't an important person, so her name isn't important.

Sorry for bringing this happy thread down, life has just been meh.


| Anyway, i just realized i completely forgot to tell you what happened to Tibbles!

He's safe don't worry, a friend's taking care of him.


| >Day 6.
I made waffles for everyone!!!
Ok i lied, they're for me

No this isn't cheating on my diet!

I really hope it warms up soon.


| ... Maaan. I need to stop falling asleep on the couch. I have a bed >.>


| >Day 7
I slept in again! Gosh it feels nice to be off work.

You ever just, get out of bed, and know today is going to be a good day?

That's me right now!

Other then that...

Hey, not sure if anyone still reads these, but...

I'm a little confused on swimwear!

Shorts or Bikinis?

Aaaahhhhbhh


| Bikini! Send me cute pictures too, and be careful not to get hit on...
-OS


| ... It's a little hard to do that 2ns part... x.x
>Vacation Photos.zip
>Le Traploli stands in what appears to be some beach, with her blond shoulder length hair fluffily resting. Her bikini is frilly and cute, adding more to the illusiom until one would look at her crotch and remember. "Aw shit it's a trap"
>In one of the photos, he stands blushing and tense next to some... guy with a hand on his shoulder. In another photo, the poor loli is faintes and absolutely surrounded!


| We'll keep her safe OS!
-Cain


| >>188055
Co-Counting on you!
-OS


| >>188081
We've only had to lay out 3 different guys... Perverts.


| >Day 8
Hah.... decided to stay inside today, it's so embarrassing to go outside sometimes...
But you know what's really nice?

Warm lilim bodies...


| >>189320
Nothing better.
-Rezno


| >Day Nine
...You know, i probably should have brought up the fact that i can'g swim before going to the water...


Oops.


| >>189320
Is that an NTR flag??


| >>190319
what? No i would never NTR dad from mom! And i still got my GF waiting for me! What kind of loli do you take me for?!


| >>190329
I find it funny that over time you went from.
Noo i wanna be manly not a loli!>_<
To
Ok im a loli.
>N3


| ...Shooosh. i'm just living life as it was dealt to me!
(and it does have some benefits...)
>->


| So how's everything going back home? Nothing catatrophic I hope?


| I got knocked out for 13 hours by weird nanobots
-OS


| pink guy has done it again? -G.M


| Oh my gosh, darling, are you alright!? They diddn't do anything bad to you while you were out did they?!


| >>191183
I was in a safe place dont worry~!
Thanks for the concern though, I miss you a lot...
-OS


| >>191180
Nnnnyeeessss
Just kidding~ Hehe~
-Evening


| Good god.. G.M


| >Day 9
"I've been dreaming a lot lately
And not just cause i spend all day sleeping!

Most of the time they're short and sweet enough, like that time aleid turned into a giant mech to fight. godzilla... or the many times i've dreamt of OS...

But there's been recurring few about the apocolypse. Most of them where i'm all alone and knee deep in blood.

It's probably nothing to worry about, cause i have so many wonderful people to protect me but...

I pray every morning nowadays...


| >>191599
Awww, bless your tiny soul etkinder.
>N3


| >>191599
Dont worry, I would protect you even if the apocalypse did happen!
-OS


| A̕͞p̕̕o͢c̶̕a̡l͡҉y͞p̨̧s̷̢͡e ̨́í͢͠ş́ n̸̵ǫ̛͠t́ ̶̧a͘l͏l ̀͘͟t̷̀h̶́a͞t̛̀ ̴i͝m̀p̛r̛e̴̴s̵̡s̕ì͠͝v̡e͏͠.͘͡
̴̢-̶͞M̕̕e̛͟͞rl̸͏͟ín


| Now i'm *extra* concerned...


| >Day 10
Ignoring the bad omens i'm feeling, it's time for another thing to talk about. This time, my dad keeps asking me when i'm going to have kids!
I'm not even married yet... Sheesh.


| >>193117
Maybe ask OS about that in 8 months?
-Cain


| ...OS are you actually...?


| >>193201
I wouldnt mind, but isnt it a little sudden? We need to plan this out if we ever do it...
-OS


|


| >͠͠>̨̧1͢9̧͘33̀͠҉3̵̢͝5́
I̛͏̸ ̨͘w͞i҉̷l̢l͢ b̕͠e̵̛ ͘͞c̴̴͜he̛e̷̕ŕ͝i̛n̨͟g ̴́f̷̀o͟҉r̡̡ ̶͢y͠o͝u̢̡͘.͠
—̷̕M̀e̵̛r̕l҉͝i̴ǹ̷̨


| Yo Merlin... so... who are you?
-Hunter


| Ì á͝m̶ ̶͝a͢ ͢͡҉g͞o͞o͘͠d̨͝ ͜wi҉̵z̴̶a̷͢r̵͞͞d̛̕͜.̕͞ ͘A͟l̴̡̀t̷͟h̶oúg̢҉̵h͡ ́̀y̵̷o̧u ̀peo̷̧p̷͟l͢e҉҉̕ ̶͡n̴ev̵̸͝e͏͢ŕ̢̧ ̀ś̷ę̸҉e͜͝m̨̕ ͡͠s͘͜à͢t̡͡į́s̸f͜i̶̸̡ed̶ w͘͟͡i̕͟th́ ͏̕t̛ha̴͘t̡̕ ͞͠an͡s̡͠w̸ȩr̕͘ ̛͢͡f̀͜͡o̶͞r̴ şơ̶me re̢a͏so҉n̢̧͜.̕
̵͏—̵̷M͜ę͢r͟l̢i̛n̢͢͡


| Thanks Merlin! I'll be cheering for you too! <3 <3 <3 <3 <3


| >>194241
Cool man. It's like that dude from that old story about swords and shit, right?
-Hunter


| >>1̷9͠4249
T͡h̢a̢nk ̶yo͟u.͝ ͏I͢ ap̕pr͠eci̕a͠te ͜it͢.͟
>҉>̵19̶4̧2̵52
̀A lar̸ge͞ ͢num͢b͟er͞ of̀ s͡t̸ǫrįes įn ̴hu̷man ͢my̴thǫlogy r̡e͢vólv͘es a̧ŕòun̶d̡ ̕vari̶o̷ưs̴ ̡e͞n̡ch̶a̴n͢t̶ed or̶ ̴s̴òm̕e̡ho̡w el̷se͏ ͟un͡ique͞ ̛w̴èa̡p̶ons͘, ͢of̀te̡n͢ ͟sw͜ơrds. Th͟e m̴yth͟ ͞I ̧as͏s̨u͞m͠e y͠ou àre ͟ref̀e̶rr̵in͡g̕ ͘tơ i͏s̨ ́a part of̛ M̸att͞ęr͢s͏ ơf Bri͜ta̷in.
͘—Me͝rli̛n


| Marie, sweetie, you should know by now that I'm only serious 10.7% of the time as a rule. <3 If you need clarification ask your resident Aleid translator. -Aleid


| Thanks dad, but it wasn't just you, my dad-dad er, my real dad! Not that you aren't a real dad to me dad but.... T-the one that owned that maid cafe! Jean Dad!
I need to lay down...


| >>194265
Can confirm, can translate. Just.
-Cain


| >Day 11
...*sigh*
>>/cyb/194256


| >>195031
Wow...
It must be bad if all you cans muster to say about it is a sigh


| ...*SIGH*


| ...........
*sigh*


| Are you ok Fraulein?
Do you need to talk in any way?
>N3


| >>/cyb/195616
Can someone explain why i was just sent this?
Man i don't even feel bad it's just...
Peeople


| *sigh*...
>N3


| Honestly i have no clue what so ever.
Some people are just nuts...
>N3


| Anyway!
>Eyebleach.zip
>All it is is just various pictures of marie sleeping in various locations. What was she doing up in a palm tree? the world may never know.


| CUTE! I needed this.
-OS


| >day 11
Goodmorning!





I accidentally got got pulled into thw ocean and woke up on another island. it's still hawaii, but i hope My parent's don'r fret too much...

Also, i'm naked.


| >>196554
How are you able to post this?
>N3


| I have a phone.


| >>196559
Where did you keep it?
You were submerged in water.


| In a watertight bag collared around my thigh.


| God damn it. You could have called us.
-Cain


| >>196563
Truly are prepared for anything.


| >>196566
I'm sorry mom! i've been looking for a place to charge it and it's been weiiird naked


| W-We need to go help now, how much for a trip!?
-OS


| Do you need me to pick you up with some spare clothes? Or can you handle it yourself?
-Cain


| It's fiine OS, most people are too trapshocked to do anything to me!
I'll just sneak onto the ferry back to the hotel and everything will be fine!


| ...I'm being labeled a nudist...
anyway, success! i'm on my way home!


| >>196578
WAIT YOUR NAKED IN PUBLIC?!?!


| ...yeah? What else am i going to do? hidr behind a rock for the entire day?


| Good point...sorry for yelling...
But i still was not expecting you to be streaking in public nude...those poor islanders must be very confused...


| Confused with their sexual orientation, I bet


| Tio be honest, i think they were so trapshocked that they deleted me from their vision and memory!


| I said it once and ill say it again.
Those poor islanders...
They probably would have loved you were it not for the trapshock
>N3


| >Day 12
Ugh... i got yelled at. Lots for yesterday...
i know they mean well but...

did i really to gdt banned from the beach ;;?

Well, whatever, another question for today!
Tanlines or no?



| ...*Sniff* Our little trap is getting in trouble for streaking, Cain! They grow up so fast! By the way...I noticed the porn video. It's obviously high rez holoshopped...But oddly I still feel like ruining the creator's life. What do you helpgurl fans think? -Aleid


| Hmmm
I think it would be fun to experiment, so probably light tan lines.
But if you were banned from the beach where are you going to tan?
>N3


| >>198150
...
*sigh*
Holoshoped or not, it was kind of weird and surreal...
I felt like i was cheating!
Go kill 'em!


| Tan lines are cute!
-OS


| Ah, there's a tanning booth i could go to, buuut i mean, it's not like sneaking out on the beach is hard or anything...

aand if OS says so, i just gotta!


| >>198150
I agree, purge them with fire.
>>198160
Ohh then go get a tan,im sure it you will look nice with one.
>N3


| Guess I'll go do something horrifically illegal when I get back. Aaah~. It's times like this I'm really glad they got rid of those bullshit 3 laws of Robotics~. They were such a pain. -Aleid


| i-illegal?
Don't get yourself in trouble now dad...


| PSSSHAW~. Getting in trouble is part of life!
If you don't break the law at least once you've never lived! -Aleid


| >>198175
I'm so conflicted... Dad is telling me to break the law... oe
ne one hand, it's dad. On the other hand, it's a bad influence!

...Wait, does that mean i never lived?
.-.


| >>198178
Sweetie. You've already streaked in a non-nudist beach. You're fine, hon. You've already broken the law. -Aleid


| I've talked to a few people, and convinced you where too young to be responsible in the eyes of the law, sure, I got complained at, but I'm pretty sure we can have you at the beach now!
-Cain


| >Tanning cancelled
I got heatstroke and passed out...
i'm just gonna stay inside and eat icecream
today is my cheat day! ok!


| >day meh
Today i don't feel like doing amything

I just wanna lay in my bed...


| Guess I know what you are up to all day. Good thing Dahk had workout clothes your size. And suspiciously like a PE uniform from school...
Anyway, I got to make sure you do something!
-Cain


| >>199785
Yes! This is best plan.


| ...Man, what diddn't dahk bring...
Also
Nuuuuuuuuu
Help! i don't want to work out!
but i can't run away cause then i'd have to leavw bed...

Oh shit she's her


| >Day 15
So... sore... and tired. i want... icecream... and a shower...and... and...

People keep staring at my butt!!!!!!


| ...sigh...?
Or not sigh?
>N3


| >>200744
I'll break them...
-OS


| I will watch you break them with some popcorn.
>N3


| >Day 15
Ugh....
I got really angry and snapped at this perv...
Everyone looked so shocked.
Sometimes i forget i'm supposed to be this docile little loli...
I need to cooloff, apologize or something....
i fucking hate mondays...


| It's fine hon buns, the exercise increase testosterone, causing less tolerance. I think. The fucker had it coming.
-Cain


| ...Thankmom...
And that's just another reason to not work out! I can't get angry again, it would ruin my image!


| >>202209
Wouldn't testosterone increase just mess up his image further?


| Why does this have to be so complicated!m


| >>202626
Life just ain't that easy, especially if you wanna be beautiful. With the stuff in the air and in the water, it's bound to take a ton of effort.
-黒神


| >>202827
you're right... I was blessed with this seemingly ageless body, so i must take great care of it!


| >Day 16
her body is so nice and warm...






Not cheating!


| Whos body?
>N3


| Whos body?
>N3


| DadS!


| ......
I had a dream where I was a dad
That's all.


| >Day 17
Don't tell anyone
But i've been secretly training to become an idol!

Really, it's just an excuse to sing and dance, but dancing is good excercise you know!


| >Day 18

.......

I thought Mom was OS while i was half asleep.

>///<


| Eheheh~
-OS


| Speaking of parents, have you even called your dad yet? We'll be heading back to town in 3 days.
-Cain


| Well, atleast you're not mad at me for almost seducing someome...


| >>206335
Er.....
Do i haave too?


| >>206340
I find it cute, plus she's like your mom right?
-OS


| >>206342
Jesus, you should see the looks Aleid and Marie get... I'm pretty jealous if anything...
>>206341
And yes. You have too, your dad's family.
-Cain


| Ok fiine... He's just gonna tell me to give him grandkids again...

Wait if we're goong back, That means i can have lots of sex with OS again!


| Geez is it all you think about...
Not that I mind~
-OS


| I blame Mom and dad! They're *always* doing it! Bad influece!


| I blame Aleid's drive...
-Cain


| >>206351
Having family that always asks you to have children... I suppose there are still plenty of people like those. Although mine are not.

...actually I doubt they'd want me to, considering my previous job. If I had I'm sure they would be pretty angry. Actually I'm pretty sure they already are...


| Eh? why not have kids? it's not like you're a genemodded mess who's spunk is more of a chemical soup then anything else


| >Day 19

Almost coming back to GC!

Hm.

Onone hand, I get to be with OS again

On ths other

IHAVETOWORKAGAIN
NOOOO


| Is work really that bad?
I'll have to speak with cain
-OS


| N-no! Work isn't bad it's just..

I want to spend more time with you!


| >>208099
O-oh, well I'm sure we could work something out, I want to see you more too, you dont know how I missed you...
-OS


| You are the cutest couple I have ever seen.
-GG


| >Day 20
We're back in GC!!!!!

Everything has been going great! (beside when we found out our panties were stolen :x, but they were returned so...?)

I even made a new friend! Her name's Tsuya! Dahk seems to be acting kind of weird around her
*gasp* could she have feelings?!

Anyway, Dahk won't let her live with her and her girlfriend, so she's staying in my room.

Ate lots of unhealthy junk food, and about to reunite with OS my love!

Life just can't get any better~


| Shoot! it isn't day 20 yet, it's still day 19!
Dang timezones!
>//<


| Go have some good fuck my dude! I'm cheering for you!
-GG


|


| >Day
Good morning everyone~
I just wantes to let you know i'm now selling my body for the low low price of 999z~


| Annnnd you're grounded.
-Cain


| >>210716
Will buy


| >>210716
...
I wont let anyone else buy you...
-OS


| >>210743
I'll buy you too


| >>210750
Do you want to die?
-OS


| >>210753
With happiness when I get two girls arrive at my doorstep in a llamazon box


| What happened to dont lewd the loli...?
>N3


| How fucking dare you mention my race you miserable bag of dicks. I will grind your soul in a pestle and mortar so that I can season your rotting, difigured corpse, as I watch your family burn with the fury of a thousand suns.
-Paul


| >>210758
That cant be good for llamacorp rep


| >>210762
I will rip your father limb from limb while I violate him.
-Paul


| G-guys chill
it was just april fools...


| Oh. Hi. I'm Paul.
-Paul


| People can be pretty stupid.
-GG


| >>210788
Phew, I was scared for a second...
-OS


| >Day 22
Help! I'm grounded!
Mom diddn't like the joke too much; maybe because there were a lot of guys who were serious of buying me that she had to kick out...
But i was supposed to have sex with oS today!
Now i can't even leave to see her...


Won't you come rescue me?


| I can try, as long as it's not against the law to do so.
-GG


| >>211569
I had to fend off 15 different people who tracked your IP here. 15. And if >>211574 tries, I'll send them back too. In a body bag. To a crematorium.
-Cain


| Cain, could I come over... I Think thats a little harsh on him.
-OS


| >>211776
Fuck! You don't need to threaten me! You can just tell me not to come!
-GG


| >>211782 >>211791
I... I'm sorry, I've been stressed out and work and contracts and AM and Alfa. It's still getting to me, I still need to shift from holiday mode to work mode. And Please do come over OS.
-Cain


| >>211798
I still think death threats are a little extreme even if you're tired, but it's fine. I don't think you would have been able to anyway. Unless you blew my head off of course. But that would have been quite mean, and you seem like a nice person.
-GG


|


| >Day 23?
I'm alive.

I wish the same could be said for so many other people....

Due to a spinal injury, my legs are paralyzed. The doctors told me that, thanks to today's tech, it's workable but...

I don't really wanna leach off mom anymore.

Uncle lost a couple of limbs, which must be much, much more painful then what i went through, but... She's keeping a smile on her face.

I wish i could be more like her, i just can't stop crying....

B-but i'll try to be better!


| >>214331
Glad to hear you're okay. Hope things would get better.

...sorry, don't know what else I can say to cheer you up that won't sound offensive or inconsiderate. Really glad to hear someone is okay after that whole thing though.


| >>214373
I couldn't have said it better myself. I hope it will be treated soon.
-GG


| >>214331
We'll endure through this bullsh*t just like we always have: together.


| >>214617
Cheers to that...
>N3


| >>214617
You get a cheer from me as well.
-GG


| >>214331
Dont worry, I'll help any way I can, and I won't take no for an answer okay?
-OS


| >>214891
OS... Can we just spend an entire day like.. cuddling? When you're not busy with work anyway...


| >>214896
I would love that
-OS


| >>214331
Hey hon. Sorry I left the hospital in a rush, I should have stayed for longer. I'm happy that you are doing better, and I should have never asked you to go look for an apartment.
...
I'll be honest with you. I haven't been paying you your full wage, but I haven't kept it to myself either, there is a saving account that's yours for emergencies, and now would be a good time to use it. I can't access it, only you can. Use it at your own discretion.

I've got to go.
-Cain


| >>215315
I'll see you again... right?


| >Day...

Whatever, i don't want to think about anything.

I just wanna sleep and snuggle...


| Have a good time snuggling my dude!
-GG


| >>216518
Don't worry hun, just that running this is much harder than I expected.
-Cain


| >Day 25
I had a terrible nightmare.

I lived in a world where all my worst fears came true, Mom... Dad... everyone was dead, and ivwas alone. I told myselfto wake up, but everytime i woke up, i was just back in the same nightmare, with some changes. I had almost lost all hope when suddenly, i woke up for reals.

Sometimes i wonder if the world i live in is just a dream too...



| That's it, I'm coming over and giving you a gigantic hug.
-OS


|


| >>218479
Does it really matter if "real life" is a dream or not?
-GG


| Yes. it does. a lot.

A dream there's always hope of an escape, a bailout, a miracle to save you.

Real life isn't so kind.


| >>218909
That's true, but that's a stupid way to think. Do you seriously hope that everything is just a dream, so you could escape out of it? If so, then that's extremely delusional of you. Also poor OS. If you found out that everything in your life wasn't real, but nothing or no one that you have experienced or known is real either, and you could choose to stay here or not. Would you stay?
-GG


| I...

I wouldn't.


| >>219163
Shit GG that was incredibly existential and philosophical of you.
What happened to the GG that liked hentai?
>N3


| >>219225
I don't understand what you are saying. I fucking love hentai! Who said you can't be existential AND love hentai!
-GG


| >Day 26

Another day, another lewd dream about OS...

Oh and the surgery worked out! but i guess you knew that already...

I'd go house hunting again, but....

ugh, the whole thing brings up bad memories...

I get discharged today, so i gotta figure out what to do >.<


| >Day 27

I wonder if she likes birds...


| That would be nice...
-GG


| Birds are cute!
And if you need anything, please call me okay, i'd be glad to help.
-OS


| ... Anything?
Um... I know it's sudden but who knows how much longer we have left...
Um...
>For her eyes only.jpg
>The loli's face is cheery red, and she's... in an classic style wedding outfit!? He hides his face in a bouquet of flowers

Will you um... marry me?


| Holy shit...
-GG


| Admirable effort
But wouldn't it be better to do your proposal IRL?
>N3


| >>235568
Too shy I guess? He doesn't seem like he would have the confidence to do it IRL. We shouldn't talk too much until we see the answer though.
-GG


| ugh... i wanna die...


| Wait what
Here I am thinking that they are already married
-r


| Why the hell did i do that...

i'msuchacoward
andanidiot
anddnosofopd0


| >>235594
If you want i can help arrange a *proper* proposal.
Im thinking you two meet at small Bridge over a quiet river.
I can get some people to play romantic music.
And as you kneel down cherry blossoms begin to float around.
>N3


| excuse me but
fuck off.

This was *my* proposal, and like hell i'd let anyone else do it for me.

I may be an incompetent crybaby, but...

I rather die then let someone else try and run my lovelife for me.


| >>235644
My apologies
Just a thought
>N3


| My daughter, getting married already! They grow so fast... I'm finally able to get off work with the evacuation, I'll be at home, hibernating.
-Cain


| Heheheh... if i'm lucky we might even have grandkids....
Have a nice rest Mom!


| >>235644
Jesus fuck! I get that this is stressful for you but god damn! You don't need to be like that! He was just being friendly! Not everything's an attack!
-GG


| I WOULD BE OVERJOYED!!
I-I am so happy, thank you, and thank God you didnt die...
I love you Marie, please take me as your bride.

Now I'll go roll on my bed while crying in joy...

P.S: You aren't a coward! I love that shyness of yours too!
-OS


| >Day 28
Psst
no post
Just gonna cuddle with my fiance

Wonder what's a good day to have a wedding...


| June 26th at 13:47 I've heard is a good date and time. It apparently makes it more romantic? Not sure why that is, but I remember reading it somewhere.
-GG


| >>236903
Hate to bother you to, but you might have to go to OS's. And I probably need to fix your mattress and bed.
-Cain


| >>237105
Sh.... i was gonna do that anyway...

Also what's wring with the bed?


| it's covered in stains


| I can hear the broken spring in the mattress, and the wobbly legs from the bed banging the wall. And other noises.
-Cain


| ...oh...

Hahah must be some... uh...
Ghosts...


| Yeah. And from the blacklight test I did, they also left echoplater all over the bed?
-Cain


| Y-yep! you knowbghosts, holdung it in for around 25 years...
-marie


| Uh huh... Just stay safe, and wear protection...
Like body armour.
-Cain


| >>237168
Like body armour. I like that.
-GG


| >Day 28
Back on the job! Looks we have quite the backlog of visitors at the gallery! Wonder why people like art so much...

Gotta start raising money for our wedding!


| Good luck!
-GG


| >>238853
Tell me if any of the people bother you, ok? This job isn't exactly easy!
-Cain


| >Day 29

>You can hear the loli snoring.

"Nn... Don't tease me like that babe..."


| >>240679
Cutie!
-OS


| >Day 30

Feeling good today, even if there isn't any real reason!

I've been fumbling over who to invite to the wedding...

Maybe i shouls do it to all ot cyb?

...Nah that's probably tomuch...

(PS, Mom how's the bed? i'm sorry for being so energetic... I take after you!)


| I've got some sound proofing installed, and I fixed the bed now.
What do you mean I'm energetic?
-Cain


| >>242508
Oh you know...
Don't you and dad like

fuck a lot too?

(Or is it just my imagimation..)


| Uh.... no... that's just Aleid uh... working! Yes! Working!
-Cain


| Working in the bedroom? well alright...


| >>242699
Yeah! You know! She's building her personal deck!
-Cain


| ...Do people normally moan when making decks?


| >>242730
No they don't, don't be fooled! Unless they have a machine fetish.
-c_i9

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