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Working for Gun Nuts
| So, what do you want? Protection?
| I don't even know where I am, guys took me underground. I just need to fool them for a while, think I could escape... anyone here know about guns and shit, I need a crash course and fast, I'll reward you??
| Pull the trigger to shoot them.
| Alright, I know a lot about guns, what are they asking you to do? What tools you got?
-F
| Lemme send a pic... real quick... they ain't looking right now
>uploaded Unknown.jpg
>The image shows a weapon of bizarre make... made of various unorthodox metal pieces... a strange liquid not unlike blood seeps from the seams between them
The want me to fix this thing... make it work... but I know next to nothing to guns, and I've never seen one like this...
| Is this an ork shoota?
| A what? Is that the name of that thing?
| Looks like a gun covered in waste. Give it a good wipe, and sent a cleaner picture.
-AM
| It huh... won't go away, it keeps oozing out, the thing's shaking. This is horrifying, the guys are looking at me now, through the door... they left again, fuck, help me
| Try licking it
| Need to calm down, let me explain a bit better.
The thing's called a... Deco-something or other, they told me it was a prototype for a weapon that can 'evolve' whatever that means, say this is top secret and they locked me down here for my safety... I just thought I'd make a quick buck off some idiots!
| What the fuck kinda gun even does that?
Huh, where have I...
-F
| Dude the gun is bleeding, patch the poor thing up
| >>180806
Tried loading it with the ammo they gave me, won't shoot... they did tell me that gun was broken... Strangely enough, the ammo won't come out after I put it in... is that normal? I mean, the clip comes out empty, even if it was full before.
| Like, come on there *has* to be a first aid kit or something
| >>180811
Why would a gun need a first aid kit? I mean, sure, it tastes like blood, but guns don't bleed
| >>180810
You said something about evolve? Maybe the gun just need to be feed? Try feeding and cleaning it constantly.
| And if you can see the bolt, oil it, and try cycling the gun.
-AM
| the bolt is the part that moves back and forth, loading, firing and ejecting the round. Look around for some Lubricant, or anything with "Mechanical lube/oil" on it.
| -AM
| Well, I cl- ARE THEY BACK? Did I imagine that?
>>180824
It was jammed, but the oil did the trick, it still doesn't shoot, the bullets vanish, but when I press the trigger, it does do the... motion thingy.
| Motion thingy? Recoil, like when the gun pushes back?
Do the bullet casings fly out when you pull the trigger?
| Who is back?
-AM
| >>180831
Those spooks keep eyeing me from time to time, but they didn't come back in a while... thought I heard a voice, might be going crazy
>>180830
It doesn't expel anything... heck, the only hole in the thing is the barrel's... where do casings come out from usually?
| Hm... Casings traditionally eject out the side of the bolt. can you reach the bolt and try to feed it individual rounds?
| >>180835
Huh... it does move, woah, there is a hole there-
AGAIN?! I'm going insane, someone, something's in here with me, I KNOW IT...
| Holy shit... it works.
| From what i can gather, I think it's the gun talking. If it's not that, load and point the gun at the noise.
| This thing is way too dangerous, I can-
I'm going the fuck out of here, anywhere I should head? This is way over my head, I need help, quick
| Just dont go into the subway, there are cyberzombies down there, just run for the surface and throw the gun in a river or something
| Right. Grab as much ammo as you can, and load it in to the the gun, blast your way out. Go find either Cain or Alfa.
| KEEP THE GUN, I'll take it off your hands.
| How do I enter in contact with them? I have no trust in my stamina, just hoping I don't get caught before I manage to escape... I hear- They're back, wish me luck...
| Blast em. The gun should get what you are doing if it's sentient.
| This might be the end, they're after me, got my legs. No matter what, I can't let this... thing, fall in their hands again, I don't know how I fixed this thing, but it's way too dangerous... I'm sending my location, if I'm lucky, someone might show up before they do... and if these spooks show up, they'll have to pry the things I stole from my cold, dead hands.
>A link to a map is posted below, seems like some alleyway in the Chapel-3 district
| I got you man
-AM
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| So, huh... how do I explain this? I've been hired by some weirdos, and I mean, real weirdos, want me to work on some super techy guns and stuff... issue is, I got no knowledge about guns... I'm desperate and they might just shoot me if they figure me out