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fuck
| THIS JUST IN: Lilims can fuck so hard, they can knock down buildings.
Confirmed Buzzfeed or Sun article? Alec Jonesy wanna weigh in on this?
| >>180024
Is having sex with a lilim that destructive? bro good thing i'm still a virgin, I don't want to get fucked so hard the whole building crumbles
-Falschen
| How?!?
How can lillim have sex so hard it destroys a building?
>N3
| I'm interested.
-Evening
| People are having sex so wild, it breakes buildings.
And here I am. Alone.
*Sob*
| I don't think the lilim could had caused that, unless they we're some 5 ton construction models. -CN
| Explosives?
| Could had just had been an old building with weak foundation or something. Unlikely but it happens -CN
| A good bit of the places I've lived in GC have had some pretty lousy maintenance.
This would include elevators that didn't work, surprise showers because the ancient lead piping was never fixed, rust mites on major structural supports (!)... I think it's cheaper to bribe inspectors. Anyway, that's the only way I could see lilim fucking being a probable cause.
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| so uh
my apartment building collapsed today
the entire thing
the authorities are all like "We don't know what happened" but i think it might've been the lilim sex