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I got fired :C
| So, anyone need a dance teacher? (；・∀・)
My prices are reasonable!(°ー°〃)
| Dance teacher with a weird cute thing on her face... And how much you're asking for a lesson? -Homura
| >Be boss
>Hire dance teacher
>Few first times go well
>Hire her again
>Facehugger.png
>Patrons are scared as fuck
>Someone calls the police
>Mfw
>Fire the girl
Yeah, your boss was right to do that
-OS
| >>179930
Well, it depends on your level and lessons frequency and length and stuff, but usually about 30 nuyen per hour from a person.
>>179942 >>179971
Booooooo! (︶^︶) You gurls are just jealous you don't have your own cute Facebite! (~O~)
| Nah, it cute but why did you have to bring it to work...
-OS
| >>179980
I went to a clinic and doctors didn't find anything weird! And even if it did brainwash me into thinking that it's cute, it is a victimless crime. And besides, Facebite can't even eat on its own!
>>179984
To show off how cute it is! (≧▽≦)
>>179987
I guess we can go with 40 nuyen per hour then! I usually teach hip-hop dancing, especially liquid dancing! Or I can give you striptease lessons if you are feeling risky! (ㆁωㆁ*)
| >>180003
Ok... How can you be sure that what the doctors said was true?it could have just brainwashed you into thinking they said that.
| I TOLD you to set a flamer on that thing. -Khora
| (¯―¯٥)
| >>180048
However, back to the original topic. I will hire you and see where it goes. When you will be up for the first lesson? -Homura
| >>180108
Well, since I'm jobless now, we can have a lesson tomorrow, around this time I will be completely free for two or three hours! (^^ゞ
| >>180116
Well, we will need some music! So if you have a sound system at your place, then no problem!
Oh and some free space would be nice!
If anything, we can use my place, if you don't mind Facebite! (｡>﹏<｡)
| >>180124
Free space and sound system are barely an issue, i have both avaliable. And i don't mind your little thing. -Homura
| >'Encrypted'
>To:
Erica
>Subj.:
Address.
___________________________________
Here i go, with address, as promised.
Midnight district, Main st. 35-18, 3rd floor. I will be looking forward to out meeting.
___________________________________
>Sender:
Homura
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| Hi gurls, its Erica. I wrote about a strange creature on my face not too long ago!
So we are doing OK, if anyone is concerned. Facebite is as cute as ever, ehehe! No weird things jumping out from my chest or anything! Shoo on you, pessimist gurls!
Anyway, here the story!
>Be me!
>Teach people dance at that one bar downtown!
>Doing great!
>Get a new pet!
>Decide to show to your friends at a bar!
>Bring pet with you!
>Everyone look and start screaming!
>mfw
>Get fired!