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(setting) heagen street
| >it is fairly wide and home to a lot of shops.
>a camera drone is flying overhead
| > A teen wearing a bulky bookbag walks down the street, idly whistling while fiddling with his cell phone.
| >there are a lot of passerby
>people are entering and exiting the many shops.
| > As if there were another 30 minutes left, something flies through the air, aiming for an open spot in the street. The jets are easily loud enough to attract the entire street.
| > The teen looks up at the object flying through the air.
"Holy shit."
> The teen sits down in the middle of the street, produces a laptop computer from his bag, and starts furiously typing.
| >the camera drone records the event
| >the rest of the street falls into a panic
'oh my god!'
'gah someone call GCPD!'
| "Oh shit, they're freaking out."
> Pallomo looks out. From above, it looks to be a jet flying above, rather low, passing the street and disappearing once more.
"Biggest fucking prank of the year, hell yeah we gotta do this again."
| > Revealing itself to be a Katphrakt, to the camera, makes it's way back around to view the street, flying higher to keep the sound down.
"Freddy, you get this?"
"No, Pallomo. Because I'm still Stalling in the water at Flooded."
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>the passerby panics more.
'holy shit what was that??!?!'
'WHERE IS GCPD'
'WERE GOING TO DIEEE'
'THE BRITS ARE INVADING AGAIN!!'
| >the camera drone records *all* of it.
| "Stop scaring the civs, Pallomo."
"Alright, alright."
"You realize Inko's going to fucking kill you if she finds out about this."
> The Kataphrakt finally makes it's way down, the jets stop and it lands in the middle of the street, kneeling down. The weapons are put away, and Pallomo has a good look around.
"Dude.. I've got it, I've got it."
| > Like a megaphone, a loud speaker comes on.
> "Attention citizens! We're not here to attack! We're.. Not even British..."
| >they freak out more.
'AHHHHH'
'WE ARE ALL GOING TO DIEEEE''
'SOMEONE HELP!!'
>people start flooding out the buildings in droves.
>the camera drone flys into view of the speaker.
| > Pallomo can't help to laugh.
"Oh my god, these people are nuts."
> He looks up to the drone, the head of the Mech following.
"Hey, we're on TV."
| /Jesus fucking christ- Alright, Pallomo, get back, this was stupid. I'm not even gonna make it. I'm hardcore stalling in this water./
/Not yet, not yet../
| >the panic intensified
>some people start throwing donuts from the nearby donut shop at the mech.
>one ladie even throws her pet poodle at it
'eat this'
'attack!'
>one guy just looks at the donut attack with a 'these people are idiots'look on his face.
>the camera drone looks like its waveing hello.
| >some workers from the various cafes start throwing food and plates at the mecha.
'taste my momas ravioli MOTHERFUCKERS!'
| "Woah.. dude, I just might."
/Pallomo!/
> The Kat turns it's head to the man with the ravioli before suddenly shutting down. The giant becomes completely motionless.
| >In the distance, a lone, archaic police vehicle with "GCPD" painted on its sides flies down the road toward the disturbance, its lights blinking.
| >It begins to approach the crowd where the shut down mech resides. It looks like something out of the twenty-first century- VERY anachronistic, not that anyone can tell.
| >people begin celebrating.
'we won!'
'the cops are here'
'the donuts worked!'
'that is why we threw donuts?to summon the heat?'
'SHUT UP AND ENJOY THE MOMENT LINDA!'
| >A pair of totally-not-Alfa-in-civie-clothes approaches the scene, hearing about the commotion over GCPD radio chatter.
"Hey, are those the OS-whatever guys?"
"OSSN. And before you ask, no, we are not going to go get the mortar, because they haven't started shooting anyone."
"Dawwww..."
| >The door to the ancient police vehicle opens, and a man entirely covered in heavy chrome armor steps out, his face mostly obscured by some kind of thick visor. He makes whirring noises as he steps out, and begins to march toward the crowd of people.
"Citizens, please disperse," >He says robotically as he stomps toward the vehicle!
| > The rear hatch opens, and out climbs a piloy, covered by his helmet and suit.
| "Well this is interesting."
> The pilot jumps down, using his thrusters to land smoothly.
"Well howdy."
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>The chrome man nears and begins to turn his head slowly to and fro, clearly examining the mech and the immediate surroundings. Then it turns to you.
"Citizen, your vehicle is illegally parked."
| "Oops, sorry. I didn't mean to park just yet."
> Pallomo chuckles.
/Pallomo, get your ass out of there, now./
| "I was told this was a place good for a showcase.. But apparently I was wrong, shall I move immediately?"
| > The pilot sighs.
"Alright, sorry officer. I'll be going."
/Pallomo. This is Murkle. You've got an eta of 20 minutes to get back to ship before I scrap you myself./
>With the note, the pilot quickly makes his way back to the Kat. It starts up quickly, and launches quickly.
| >The chrome man watches the mech float into the air and fly off. After you get a far enough distance away, he turns back toward his car. As he stomps away, he speaks in a robotic, but not particularly aggressive manner:
"Please return to your homes, citizens."
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| >A random street in downtown.