Post number #175437, ID: c3d813
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If, lets say. Someone were to ACCIDENTALLY have uh...whats the word... obtained? Obtained what looks to be a 10-20 year old lilim and they ACCIDENTALLY got them tied up upside down in their basement with some heavy reinforced carbon wires and they ACCIDENTALLY attached it to their home electrical network and every letter they type sends small jolts to said lilim's nipples a stuff. Would that be...uh.... Thats not my fault right?
Post number #175439, ID: d9afb6
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Uuuuuuummmmmmm.
Post number #175440, ID: 58d280
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In GC it's guilty until proven innocent by law enforcement. -CN
Post number #175441, ID: abd806
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>>175437 OP I am coming over to free that lilim and trap you in that rig. Let's see how your meatbag likes that.
Post number #175442, ID: 5dcf52
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Hey, if she enjoys it
Post number #175444, ID: 58d280
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...Although it seems in this case they probably wouldn't be wrong. -CN
Post number #175445, ID: d9afb6
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>>175442 Wait is it a he or a she?
Post number #175446, ID: 49fec8
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That's alot of letters for help me
Post number #175447, ID: 49fec8
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;)
Post number #175450, ID: ad46cd
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>>175441 L-lets not make threats. I'm just trying to ask what are the possible likely outcomes to my certain predicament that, as a reminder, was ACCIDENTAL. Okay. I'm just, i....this was a very uh....awkward situation and I'm not entirely sure what to do.
Post number #175453, ID: abd806
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>>175450 Well, pissing off lilim is a big outcome. Getting your ass kicked by me is another.
Post number #175454, ID: c3d813
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>>175453 I said it was an ACCIDENT. I don't even know how it happened. Just like.... Its.... Then things happened!
Post number #175455, ID: abd806
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>>175454 THEN FREE THEM YOU MEATBAG
Post number #175456, ID: c3d813
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>>175455 HOW????
Post number #175459, ID: 109285
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OP, I'll come and help, and defend you if needed. Give an address. -Felix
Post number #175460, ID: abd806
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Looks like i'll have to put on the big ass-kickin mods on today
Post number #175465, ID: c3d813
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>>175459 I'm worried this is a setup. Like I'm going to get robbed or something. >>175460 SEE. No way. I'll just... I don't know. Feed her through this tube thing or something until I figure this out.
Post number #175468, ID: abd806
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How is it that humans continue to prove they are the worst?
Post number #175469, ID: c3d813
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Okay. GOOD NEWS. She says shes into this. BETTER NEWS she says she won't file complaints if I pay her usual rates, and she says usually this costs extra BAD NEWS I don't have any money.
Post number #175470, ID: a5d492
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just provide us with a video stream so we can gift you mone..- I mean gift you tips on how to free her.
Post number #175471, ID: 601772
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Sounds like a normal tuesday night for me
Post number #175473, ID: abd806
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>>175470 There really is a market for anything
Post number #175474, ID: c3d813
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>>175470 Oh that reminds me WORSE NEWS I still don't know how to get her down....
Post number #175477, ID: c3d813
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Also she says video has a higher rate and would need to go through her contract company.
Post number #175478, ID: abd806
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>>175477 Better get ready to sell those organs of yours, meatbag
Post number #175481, ID: 109285
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>>175477 Give us the address. -Felix
Post number #175482, ID: 2e99bf
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>>175437 Why does reading this make dingdong hard?it shouldn't... BUT IT DOES!
Post number #175484, ID: c3d813
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>>175478 I don't have any organs left to sell!
Post number #175487, ID: 5dcf52
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Can I come wat- I mean try and save her?
Post number #175488, ID: c3d813
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>>175481 >>175487 I'm not giving my address out to random people. Thats how grandma lost her skin.
Post number #175491, ID: abd806
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>Giving out addresses I'm just going to track you the old fashioned way and hunt your ip down.
Post number #175492, ID: 5dcf52
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>>175491 I'll deck his ass back to the stone age, yo -No one ever
Post number #175493, ID: 109285
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>>175488 I'm a GCPD officer. With denial I can forcably come in with a warrent. And if anyone attacks you I can arrest them. If you want >>175491 To find you first, good luck. -Felix
Post number #175495, ID: c3d813
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>>175491 Well first off that's illegal. Second of all I need to use my phone for internet its connected to a service tower.
Post number #175496, ID: c3d813
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>>175493 O-Okay...Uh...How do I know though?
Post number #175497, ID: 5dcf52
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Can I come along and wat- I mean help mister officer? Please, i'm bored out of my mind right now -Falschen
Post number #175498, ID: 2ab663
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>>175493 This is strangely familiar. Almost nostalgic -Ferris
Post number #175499, ID: 109285
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>>175496 You'll know when an officer comes in instead of some sort of Sentai or Decker. >>175498 Does, doesn't it? -Felix
Post number #175500, ID: c3d813
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F-Fine whatever. So I live in this brick house in the far end of the flooded. Its next to a derailed train car and some submerged soup kitchen.
Post number #175501, ID: 0d49f8
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Can i come along and just watch officer?
Post number #175503, ID: c3d813
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Man...I don't have any money to pay the lady... All my organs got taken by that tall chick like a year ago.
Post number #175504, ID: abd806
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Just because i don't know where the hell any district in this city is, doesn't mean it'll stop me OP
Post number #175505, ID: 109285
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>>175501 Bring me some Nutella and maybe. >>175500 Lock doors and wait, please. Should Be down there in. A few minutes.
Post number #175509, ID: 109285
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>>175498 May need some backup for anyone that wants to, erm.. 10-10.- Felix
Post number #175510, ID: abd806
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Even with GC's laws protecting lilim, looks like we're still given lower-class treatment.
Post number #175515, ID: 5dcf52
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>>175510 Im a lilim and im treated just fine though Well huh, I do look like a human though, like a lot -Falschen
Post number #175516, ID: 109285
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(Does OP wanna make thread?)
Post number #175519, ID: abd806
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>>175515 >is lilim >passes for human How could you know what it's like then??
Post number #175522, ID: c3d813
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>>175516 (I wasn't expecting this to actually be a thing. Was just bored and wanted something goofy for people to read)
Post number #175525, ID: 2ab663
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>>175510 Maybe she just got stuck Maybe it was just really an accident Guilty until proven Innocent is for when you're not likeable -Ferris
Post number #175527, ID: 5dcf52
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>>175519 >Be lilim >Created to simulate human perfectly >Can even give birth >Was given a sick and frail appareance to attract pity Yeah, its not all glory and roses mate -Falschen
Post number #175530, ID: abd806
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>>175527 Okay y'know what, this is just a distraction from the truth. >>175522 I think I know where to go now and I'm freeing that lilim and making you her indentured servant
Post number #175540, ID: c3d813
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>>175530 I mean...Sees a lot nicer than you so if she's willing to take that over pay, maybe.
Post number #175542, ID: 109285
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>>175522 (Oi, figured)
Post number #175544, ID: 2ab663
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Why her nipples though?
Post number #175547, ID: c3d813
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>>175544 ;w; I don't know what happened...
Post number #175583, ID: abd806
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I'm surprised there's still no stream up of this
Post number #175667, ID: 50953e
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>>175583 Ditto -Falschen
Post number #175755, ID: 245fdf
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Kill this god damn meatbag. Shameless liar. Accident, he says... I will see how much you will enjoy a couple of my rifles' bullets in your arms or legs. -Tomoe
Post number #175757, ID: 7c1df9
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>>175755 Ill hold him down. >N3
Post number #175762, ID: 50953e
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Whats with all the human hate, I mean come on guys, we're technically immortal, do we really need to be so petty? -Falschen
Post number #175764, ID: 245fdf
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>>175762 You probably want to change places with that lilim, huh? Aren't you? I can arrange that. -Tomoe
Post number #175774, ID: 50953e
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God no thanks No need to be a dick man -Falschen
Post number #175817, ID: 245fdf
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Have you just tried to assume my gender, haven't you? Really, you should stop here. -Tomoe
Post number #175868, ID: 50953e
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>>175817 Yeah I did, bring it on wanker have a taste of my tongue lashing, I aint afraid of you -Falschen
Post number #175881, ID: 245fdf
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>>175868 You're lucky i can't attract tpo much attention to my person now. -Tomoe
Post number #175907, ID: 50953e
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>>175881 Aye, too bad -Falschen
Post number #176121, ID: 375a0d
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>>175881 Are you in danger or something? -CN
Post number #176125, ID: 245fdf
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>>176121 Kind of. And i just found a panties thief in my hideout. Wonder if should i just shoot her. -Tomoe
Post number #176126, ID: 9d7ba8
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I'm just waiting for the lazy piece of shit bartender to finally get me some beer! Scumbag kept going on about closed taps and no kegs. -Marlowe
Post number #176130, ID: 375a0d
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>>176125 Panties thief? Seems a little harsh for some pervert. Probably easier to just let them go in the long run since a body might bring unneeded attention. -CN
Post number #176164, ID: 245fdf
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>>176130 Um, i believe... There's already a couple of corpses, and it wasn't me who shot them. -Tomoe
Post number #176172, ID: 375a0d
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>>176164 W-wait did the thief kill people? -CN
Post number #176177, ID: 9d7ba8
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There is only one panties their I know, Dahk. Can you giver her a light smack for trying to steal my panties? -Cain
Post number #176183, ID: 0d49f8
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plzhelpimnotdrunkenoughtohandlethis
Post number #176186, ID: b99e8d
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>>176183 I can help with the drunk part. >N3
Post number #176204, ID: 245fdf
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>>176172 Well, it looks like she did. I am yet to unveil her story. -Tomoe
Post number #176218, ID: 375a0d
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>>176204 Maybe I can come help figure things out, I work for a detective agency after all. -CN
Post number #176231, ID: 773585
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>>176218 I thought you were a shadowrunner.
Post number #176234, ID: 375a0d
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>>176231 A guy can have multiple jobs. -CN
Post number #176235, ID: 73aa51
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>>176218 I was actually planning on sharing that with AG -OS
Post number #176243, ID: 375a0d
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>>176235 The pervert thief?-CN
Post number #176268, ID: 245fdf
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>>176218 Well, feel free to if you think it's necessary, but i think i've got it handled: stolen property retrieved, thief is having a tea and a nice chat with me. -Tomoe
Post number #176278, ID: 375a0d
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>>176268 Oh well if everything is okay then. Don't want to intrude, besides I doubt you would give your location online. -CN
Post number #176325, ID: 245fdf
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>>176278 That would attract some unwanted consequences knocking on my door. However, i've been going to move soon anyway... You know that BTC bar close to the central street of Midnight district? -Tomoe
Post number #176328, ID: 245fdf
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>>176278 The one that was abandoned during the latest GC riots parade due to the all personel were lynched during those? You can find me there. -Tomoe.
Post number #176331, ID: 375a0d
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>>176328 Hmm... Okay got it. Thanks. -CN
Post number #176364, ID: 0e7337
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>>176325 Wait. I'm knocking at your door? -Marlowe
Post number #176399, ID: 245fdf
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>>176364 Who are you, even? -Tomoe
Post number #176417, ID: 0e7337
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Uh... I'm part of Alfa, who is under command from Cain. -Marlowe
Post number #176423, ID: 245fdf
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Does not ring any bells. There were loitering some stranger looking foor a beer in the abandoned bar. Not the smartest of the bunch. -Tomoe.
Post number #176424, ID: 73aa51
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>>176417 So Cain owns a merc group? -Falschen
Post number #176441, ID: 0e7337
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>>176417 No, no... We work for AM, but he told us to do what she wanted us to do. And she told us to go wander around. So here I am. -Marlowe
Post number #176455, ID: 245fdf
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>>176441 So, you were the beer seeking stranger? -Tomoe
Post number #176461, ID: 0e7337
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Yeah, the door was open after all... And I only half heard what the guy was saying... Sorry about that. -Marlowe
Post number #176463, ID: 2020d3
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Did somebody say margaritassss?
Post number #176510, ID: 0e7337
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Where?
Post number #176513, ID: 0198a6
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>>176441 That explains it -Falschen
Post number #177972, ID: 21b316
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I'm in hiding for three days and this shit comes up again... - Gemini
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| If, lets say. Someone were to ACCIDENTALLY have uh...whats the word... obtained? Obtained what looks to be a 10-20 year old lilim and they ACCIDENTALLY got them tied up upside down in their basement with some heavy reinforced carbon wires and they ACCIDENTALLY attached it to their home electrical network and every letter they type sends small jolts to said lilim's nipples a stuff. Would that be...uh.... Thats not my fault right?