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RedMaskFanclubNotes.pdx

| AGENDA:

>Opening remarks.
>Recitation of the Society of the Red Masks pledge.
>Greetings.
>Vigilante Justice- the why, the when, and the how.
>Dealing with the police and/or private security.
>With great justice comes great responsibility- how NOT to act when on patrol!
>The Disappearance of the Red Mask- discussing clues, theories, rumors.
>How to make body armor from everyday home made items.
>Citizen's arrest, and other justice how-to's.
>Red Mask's Greatest Hits- movie!


| >Dawn of Justice- our purpose!
>Do YOU suspect someone of criminal activity? Report them here!
>Places to investigate and patrol.
>GCPD Patrol routes.
>Red Mask x Black Panties
>Red Mask x Shimapan
>Red Mask x CN
>Red Mask x Red Mask
>Who is Fuchsia Fedora?
>Minimum age limits?


| Oh, they're back
-Falschen


| >The RETURN OF GREEN CLOAK!!!!!!!11111
>Closing statements.
>Reminder: Dues due next week!


| >Next meeting location- the Liberty Library, Uptown District.


| >Red mask x CN
Got something to tell us, geekboy?
Also
>Announcing your meeting location openly on /u/
Thats like asking me to come and fuck with you guys for fun!
-Falschen


| .... what. -CN


| CN just accept that you had relations with Red Mask
-8||8


| I mean, Im legit curious, what was CN doing with the wardrobe in the first place?
-Falschen


| >>175139
I refuse to dignify that with a proper response.
>>175141
Our team helped them out once so ever since we work together from time to time. -CN


| >>175143
Fair enough I guess
-Falschen


| >>175143
Thats what they call orgys theses days...
-8||8


| >>175159
*sigh* -CN


| CN never had relations with Red!
-Black Panties


| >>175174
Thank you BP. -CN


| Seems like people here like unbased rumors and shitpost as much as the AE
-Falschen


| Harem Hero is as popular as ever


| Refering to CN


| Can confirm CN is not in relation with Red. -KN


| >>175277
Can confirm that they are.
>CNandREDhaveingsex.jpeg
>the image is a photo of CN and red mask having sex.it looks to be shot at a weird angle.


| The rule of thumb: everything is fake
Even my name
-Falschen


| >>175290
Oh really then explain this.
>CNxredmasksextape.mp5
>its a sex tape of CN and red mask,it looks like it was filmed by a hidden camera.


| >>175279 >>175291
...
...
...
>///>


| > /// >


| ...


| Look alike surgery is very popular these days. -KN


| >>175296
Nope.this shit is real.


| Can bet my life's savings it's not. -KN


| >Still recording sex tapes
>20XX
Try again fella
-Falschen


| >>175301
Here then look at this.
>moarproof.mp5
>its a video depicting someone stalking CN,after some time the filmer stops following CN,it leads to the room in the sex tape.the filmer then hides the camera in a vent and leaves.CN and red mask arrive moments later and have sex.


| >>175293 >>175294 >>175295
Cmon CN i know thats you,just admit that you fucked the superhero.


| I mean, I've been in cold sleep for a long time, but has science really gotten this far, Fake is now the norm? I'm not special anymore?
-Falschen


| >>175308
No your just old, And the tapes are real.


| >>175308
No your just old, And the tapes are real.


| >>175311
They're entirely fake.
And starting to piss me off defaming two of my best friends.
-Black Panties


| >>175312
How can you be sure they are fake?


| >>175312
How can you be sure they are fake?


| >>175313
Do you not know who I am?
-Black Panties


| O-old...
That can't be, no its impossible... how could I be old...
Im not even 22...
-Falschen


| Okay first of all if that was mean, wow I suddenly lost a lot of weight, cause I easily got 25 pounds on that. And second of all, if I *did* decide to cheat on my girlfriend with a sentai hero this would provide nothing because none of you even knows what Red LOOKS like. -CN


| >>175315
Jerry from accounting?


| I'll be putting on my suit now, I'm angry and sad and need to beat up a few people, toodles
-Falschen


| >>175317
Wait your dating?!?
Oh boy so many people in the fan club owes me money now..
Guess the tapes were fake then.sorry...


| >>175320
... So, nobody knew about.. wtf? -KN


| >>175320
>in fanclub
>doesn't know who BP is


| >>175320
Yes, in fact it's my girlfriends birthday this Saturday. Can't wait until *this* comes up somehow now. -CN


| >>175322
I was joking.
>>175321
Also yeah nobody knew they all just assumed CN was a fat virgin,not me of course.


| >>175326
Wow! Fuck you too I guess. -CN


| >>175327
Hey man i meant no offence,if anything i was like one of the 10 people that thought you had a girlfriend.


| ... -Sentient_Engine


| >>175329
>Anon says as he shares a random sex tape about me.
-CN


| >>175334
O-Oh hi Engy... -CN


| >>175335
... -Sentient_Engine


| ...
...
...
—Sentient_Engine


| ... That's not him.

He's too small.

... Also, that armor she's wearing is made out of cardboard. -Sentient_Engine


| Oops.ima collect my debts now...bye!


| [Sentient_Engine has disconnected]


| >>175338
Yeah, same
-Falschen


| >>175329
And you still spread around a false tape. You know defamation is a crime.
-Black Panties


| >>175339
I-Im glad you trust me Engy... -CN


| [anonymous has disconnected]


| >>175339
Thank you engy.
For everyone else, don't spread unverified tapes about people.
-Black Panties


| ...


| >>175344
I can make arrests if I get addresses. -Felix


| >>175349
Hey, I got nothing on Geekboy, I was saying it was fake since the start
Now if you'll excuse me, skulker time.
-Falschen


| I am so confused, like what ze actual fuck was this thread...i am at a loss...
>N3


| >>175356
I'm just glad it's over... and that no one scrutinized my gfs statement too much >>. -CN


| >>175359
Quote he is too small Quote
I am leaving the internet for a few hours now.
(user N3verW3re has left the chatroom)


| Well uh... yea just gonna leave it at that. -CN


| Yeah, CN is like over 6 foot tall.
-BP


| >>175373
>(user N3verW3re has entered the chatroom)
Jesus man i did not need to know his dick size,like where did you even learn that?
Also CN im sending you a cake and some vodqila.
>(user N3verW3re has left the chatroom)


| >>175378
What?
-BP


| Kinda up and down there. Btw tell Engy I said Happy birthday, CN. -KN


| Oh man, I think he messed up and thought 6ft was his dick size...
Metricfags I swear
-Falschen


| >>175384
Uh... right
>>175381
D-dont worry about it BP. -CN


| >>175385
So CN has a 6 meter bepis?
How does he keep it in his pants?
Is it an attachment?


| >>175339
Wait who's small. The rando in the video or geekboy?


| Can we please stop talking about how big or not my penis is... I guess I should count my blessings since at least Merc didn't see this... -CN


| >>175402
(user N3verW3re has entered the chatroom)
dude dont jinx it,also what kinda cake do you like?


| CN you're a Decker
Can't you close this thread? -KN


| >>175402
Why? *Gasp* have you fucked merc? :O


| ...


| >>175407
(stormy pls fix ips that is the second time my ip changed and mached someone elses.)


| >>175407
Uh... anything with chocolate is fine I guess.
>>175409
I feel like if I used my hacking skills to close a thread like this would only be sadder than if I left it open...
>>175410
NO! We are *not* starting this again! -CN


| >>175418
Yes lets not reroll that dice again my head cant take it... Also soo is chocolate mousse ok?
>N3


| >>175421
Sure. -CN


| >>175422
Gotcha, so ill send you 1 chocolate mousse cake and 3 bottles of vodquila (yes vodquila that is a real thing 50% voka 50% teqila.they sell some on the vegas strip IRL)
>(user N3verW3re has left the chatroom)


| >>175410
Geekboy? Fuck *ME*? Dayum ah wish, with a log like dat... -M9


| >>175518
MERC STOP! NO! NO ONE NEEDS TO KNOW ABOUT MY "LOG"! -CN


| Oh my ghad D:


| (lol i matched with n3's IP)


| Daaaaaaaamn geekboy


| >>175520
I am most interested, please elaborate.
-Alpha-20


| >>175520
>>175526
Ye like, holy, fraggin, shit dude, ye should 'ave seen when he worked at a seafood restaurant, in the buff... oh man...

ah woulda had his nuts if he weren't datin' my sis. one time, before he started datin' her, he and my friend fox, they got so sloshed, they like, did in a fridge... and then... hic...

... then... the fridge flooded...

... with LOVE JUICE. -M9


| his log is... is... is... so... log... that he once slapped me across the face with it... and i thought... it was an arm.... -M9


| "ah'ma make ye my butch, Merc..." hic... and ah was like, "squish me like one of yer geek fantasies, mate..." -M9


| >>175535
OKAY NOW YOU'RE JUST MAKING SHIT UP M-MERC! YOU'RE DRUNK! -CN


| >>175536
and yer fat. so wut else is new... hic... -M9


| >>175545
Don't give me that Merc! Engy read the first part of this thread! I don't even want to imagine what she would think if she reads the seek you're spewing out! -CN


| Shes so drunk that she writes down hic
-8||8


| >>175535
>squish me like one of yer geek fantasies
That reminds me, need to watch that Andromeda marathon.


| >>175548
da only think ah seek is a good, fat, dickin'...

... fox is gone again ;-; -M9


| >>175551

DID SOMEONE SAY ANDROMEDA!?!?!!?! -M9


| >>175550
im floatin' in the matrix, my dude- don't wroit nothin, only thinkin'... hic -M9


| >>175553
Yea...
>>175554
Yes Merc they did! Let's focus on that for awhile... -CN


| >>175554
U-Uh
Y-Yeah.
Marathon in like. 30 minutes. Going through all the episodes involving that one character. The rod of squish guy.


| >>175557
oWo

MAXIMUMS!

STAB ME WITH YER ROD OF SQUISH INFINTE

INFINITELY.

-/\/\ NINE


| >>175559
Yeah some kind of chronology involving that guy.


| >>175528
(seeee it was not just me
>the real N3)


| >>175560
Hmm... maybe I watch it too. Think I missed one of those episodes when it first aired. -CN


| I missed a big part of his storyline so I'm looking forward to it.


| I am truly lost...
-Alpha-20


| >>175577
Your not the only one sister...
>N3


| >>175577
Yeah, Andromeda can have that effect.


| >>175577
The only thing you need to find is CN's log


| (Oh hey I matched with N3's other IP)


| >>175584
(pls stop doing that)
>N3


| >>175582
Please no, the only person that can use it is Eng- you know I'm probably not helping. -CN


| >>175587
Should leave while you still can. -KN


| >>175587 >>175592
Yeah you probably should...
>N3


| >>175592
What's the point... I feel lime everyone already knows way too much about me already... -CN


| >>175596
If it makes you feel any better
I already forgot *everything*
>N3


| >>175599
I appreciate you lying to me. -CN


| >>175618
But im not honestly,i barely even read the parts after i said i would give you vodqila.
>N3


| Nevermind.. Just read it..
Wait you had sex in a fridge?


| Nevermind.. Just read it..
Wait you had sex in a fridge?


| >>175624
No... Merc is just very drunk right now. -CN
>>175621
Probably for the best. -CN


| Dafaqu is wrong with you?
What about the food?
>N3


| >>175626
Oh nemind just read that.


| CN i want you to know that i respect you.
And that im sorry for what im about to do,i cant help myself.

Hey M9 do you want exploding vials of concentrated Viagra that works on both genders? Ill give you some for free!!


| >>175647
NO YOU MADMAN! -CN


| Oh son of a bitch.. -Felix


| >>175647

YES. -M9


| >>175725
Ok expect it coming from a drone.
Mind you that that stuff can cause an entire city block turn into a orgy.so have fun.
>N3


| >>175728
You have no idea what you have done. -CN


| >>175728
Sent~
Simply throw it at someone,it will explode into a cloud that when inhaled,sends people into a sex driven fenzy.


| >>175734
No i dont think i know what i have done,but i did it anyways..
>N3verW3re


| >>175741
I have a bad feeling about this birthday party all of a sudden... -CN


| Oh hell I've almost forgot about that >>175761


| When is it... I've been waiting
-OS


| >>175761
Oopp drone came back,i guess M9 got the vials,i put like 100 in that box.
>N3


| >>175782
Er... sorry but it's going to be a small thing between just the team for the most part.
>>175783
Well I guess if you don't hear from me after this weekend you can all assume N3 was responsible. -CN


| Idk, I'm going to see if they're still setting up.


| >>175783 >>175787
100 vials of concentrated aphrodisiac,each enough to send an entire city block into a orgy,now in the hands of M9,good luck~
>N3verW3re


| >(user N3verW3re has left the chatroom)


|


| ._.


| I swear to god... Everyday only gets stranger
-Cain


| Wouldn't that be like, a bio weapon?

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