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The MK comes back.

| Yesterday night a strip club known as Saturn's Ring was interrupted with a fight. Multiple mobsters were killed but its unknown how many exactly. But apparently one girl who was enjoying her stay there was shot by a stray bullet, apparently the Masked Killer who was nearby grabbed her and put her in one of the rooms and took the sleeve of his hoodie and wrapped it around her leg then motioned her to stay and he slider her a nearby gun. We spoke to the girl and what happened.


| Interviewer: So you were just shot last night huh?
Miranda: Yes I was sitting by one of the poles umm... "enjoying" the show when suddenly I hear the door open and there he was... He opened fire at multiple guards standing by the door... I was shot in my left leg" (She then points to the leg which is now wrapped in bandages) It was from some fat ass who was yelling like a madman.
I: So what did the killer do?
M: He must have felt bad so he grabbed me and put me in a room.


| M: At first I was scared for obvious reasons but then he took some knife and ripped off his sleeve and wrapped it around my leg tightly. He then made a shushing sound with the finger over the mask, I have to say it was terrifying to say the least... It was a orange rabbit mask and there was a rip where the eyes were supposed to look out... I saw some of his face and I dunno... Just kinda creepy with the lighting.
I: I'm told he gave you a gun right?


| M: Yes! he gave me a small pistol and gave me the motion to stay here with his hands. He then when out and finished the job he was doing.
I: What is your stance on the Masked Killer?
M: I'd rather not say.

So! Does the masked killer really have feelings? Was Miranda lying? Or was he trying to keep his image safe? Who knows! But click here to take a test to see which masked killer mask fits you!
www.buzzfeed.com/whichmaskareyoutest.origin=filqui&utm_term=.toqZoJlAA#.wnAEnW511


| Hello? This is 2010's, we want our quizes back.


| Wait! So this was all an add for a quiz that is literally centuries old? Damn!
-GG


| >>169069
Wow i came in expecting nothing and even then im dissapointed
>N3verW3re


| >>169070 At least It's a clever ad, but who the fuck pays for advertisements for a quiz from the 21st century?
-GG


| >>169075
Hmm probably someone who sucks at owning a business.
>N3


| >>169078
Or was scamed.


| >>169079 It's possible.
-GG


| Occam's razor. The person was just plain stupid.


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| Jesus fucking shit!!!! More morse shit!!!! It's everywhere!!!!
-GG


| >>169383
It's an AI man. Chill. -CN


| >>169388 YES!!! BUT WHEN IT KNOWS MORSE, WHY NOT JUST, YOU KNOW, NOT JUST USE MORSE!!! The fact that it can write English words using morse means it knows letters, and considering that it obviously can use a keyboard, why not just write properly! If it's even just a kind of poorly written AI it should still be able to do that!
-GG


| But thats just, you know...
Too easy.
-Falschen


| >>169428
I for one am enjoying the morse its fun to decode it.
>N3


| >>169428 Yeah. You're probably right.
>>169431 Guess I'll have to learn morse code then. But that would be a slight annoyance, considering I finally got my hands on that priceless Boku no Pico volume, and I'm also having a lot of fun with SoC, and I just have so much to do. I guess I'll get to it eventually.
-GG


| >>169443
(irl i just googled it and made a cheat sheet lol)
>N3


| >>169443
Wait the boku no pico guy was you?!?


| >>169452 The one looking for it, yes. And I finally got it!!! I still can't believe it!!!


| -GG


| >>169443
Cursed hentai, do not watch
-Falschen


| >>169458 Cursed hentai? There is nothing cursed about hentai!!!
-GG


| Ladies,save it for a different thread, please
>N3verw3re


| Ladies,save it for a different thread,please
>N3verW3re


| >>169443 >>169450
(I use this website: https://morsecode.scphillips.com/translator.html and enter it into wordpad, and then use the "replace" feature to make the codes.)
(You can do that too if you want a shortcut to translating the morse- apologies in advance. ;-;)


| >>169476 (No. I don't want a shortcut. I either know it or I don't. No translator shit.)


| >>169482
(ok. >pats)


| >>169482
(good luck to you)
>N3


| >>169500 >>169485 (Well thank you. Probably won't start now though. Maybe next week.)

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