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Public Press Conference from the Phoenix Corps regarding the last 12 hours.
| "Seeing that they were about to be under attack, Jinterprises shut off the lights on all of their corporate and public buildings. This apparently hampered things, a lot. So, they retracted the war forces after talking with Jinterprises. We had set up various Safe Zones around the city, and we prepared for the worst. However, luckily, for the first time in Glitch City history...The worst was averted, and we were saved from crisis before it ever even happened."
| "For this, we would like to thank Jinterprises, as well as White Lighting Fiberoptics for donating to the relief effort. The Safe Zones are all being taken down, and people are returning to their homes. Emergency services are being returned to normal, and the city will go on as it always does. And as always, we will be here to protect and serve the best interests of Glitch City citizens, and keep our city safe. If anybody else tries to attack, you know we'll be there too."
| "Thank you for your time, this has been a message from the Phoenix Corps."
>The camera shuts down with patriotic music playing, and a 3D background with the Phoenix Corps insignia on it as it faded to black.
| Is it weird I feel kind of bad for them?
| They got all fired up and it led to nothing, so its only natural mate.
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| >A video starts of a podium on a stand, with a background showing the Phoenix Corps insignia. Midna Talyn, field commander of the Phoenix Corps forces, steps up to the podium.
"Hello, citizens of Glitch City. My name is Midna Talyn, and I am here today to discuss the last 12 hours from our perspective. As you know, the UK forces declared war on us. However, they forgot one thing: Jinterprises, an electric company based in Glitch City, runs their lights in the British Isles."