This thread is permanently archived
(AD) Lily's Place Bar & Grill!
| >But who cares about that? Just in front of the camera is an adorable girl who must be in her mid teens, perhaps no older than sixteen. She's wearing a brown skirt and white t-shirt- they compliment her brunette hair and eyes, along with the two large, floppy beagle-styled dog ears coming out of her head. They're drooping all over her face, and she's stroking them nervously.
"Come on honey," >Someone says gently offscreen,
"Just like we practiced..."
| >Looking up, the girl grabs some papers in front of her and tries to speak, her ears drooping even more!
"W-welcome to, L-Lily's P-place, B-bar and... and... and..." >Her face begins to contort and tears form in her eyes! She covers her face with her big floppy ears!
| >There's a jumpcut, and a smaller girl replaces the other- a pale skinned loli who can't be much older than eight years old. Her eyes and hair are of a sort of ashen gray hue, and her hair is cut short, not extending farther than her ears. She looks off screen and then to the camera, then off screen again, before reading the papers.
"We have w-worm food, worm drink... worm... uh... worm... booze, and we're open seven days a week," >She says, smiling at the camera.
| >Another jumpcut- now there's an energetic looking fox-loli, her ears bumping up and down ecstatically, reading the pamphlets.
"And we have only one place too!" >She says, joyously,
"Up in up up uptown! And we have sweets! Many sweets! Many many!"
| >Another jump cut- now it's an much older girl, probably in her late teens or early twenties. She is wearing a rather provocative suit and has large bunny ears sticking out of her head, although one of them appears to be injured.
"...along with only the cutest staff, available to serve your *every* need," >The bun-bun girl says, winking suggestively. Off screen, frantic voices can be heard:
>"W-wait! Why are you wearing that!?"
>"Oh my god they're going to think this is a who-"
| >Jumpcut,
"S-so come visit Lily's Place, Bar & Grill, for fun and foodings!" >The doggo girl returns, soon followed by several other semi-furred children, who attempt to crowd the couch and the camera,
"Where food meets family!" >They all say at once!
>The ad ends.
| Lolis, drinks?
Oh no.
| >>166294
Hmmm, the ads home made,wich means its a family business,in my experience that means the food is good.maybe ill head over there and try some i like BBQ.
Anyone wanna join me?
>N3verW3re
| Yeah, I'll go. -KM
| (thread made ;3)
| >>166401
(Just got the basic details down. Basically- comfy, brightly lit with natural light, and staffed by hybrid smols.)
| (I wonder if anyone beside N3 and KM will be there)
| >>166412
(as long as it doesn't get attacked, blown up, set on fire, or otherwise incur the attention of law enforcement, I assume everyone will eventually migrate there at some point. ^^)
| (who do you think will be there, helpgirl,GG,evening?)
| Should I even show up there? I bet you I would get into an argument with someone.
-F
|
| Areguments are fun tho
-Sven Svensson
|
This thread is permanently archived
| >A videofile entitled firstad.vpx appears while browsing the Matrix, without any accompanying music, epileptic trees, or other such nonsense that by this time you've grown to associate with advertisements in cyberspace.
>When you click on it, a home made trideo recording begins to play- it shows a comfortably lit room with large windows, wooden tables and chairs, ornate carpeting and comfy couches. A bar table sits in the back, where an elderly man watches from offscreen.