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(Some news report) WAR SCARE OVER?

| it has been reported because of the power boycott from vindertech, the war is now over at the flip of a switch. We tried interviewing some employees, but everything has been very hush hush so far.

A peaceful resolution in GC? No Way!?


| Today was strange...
I leave for 30 min, the city is in a shitstorm,then i leave for an hour and now the war is over?
>N3


| >>166082
Hey, I aint complaining
-F


| I think the corporation is called Jinterprises? o.o

VinderTech just makes vending machines, right?


| >>166085
Agreed


| (Oops I completely fucked up there, sorry)


| >>166092
(No it's fine, VinderTech is funny. XD)
(Maybe they'll get confused with VeriaTech and be played for laughs or something.)


| (VENDERTECH!)


| Update: Vending machines don't power UK, the powercompany Jinterprises does. We have ficed this error by turning our editor into a vending machine


| Clearly 'VinderTech' is the real hero. Saving us all with vending machines, which apparently vend canned tea, the source of the Brit's power.

When our saviours found out the Brits were going to try and destroy us...Those glorious vending machine making bastards said 'No! No! No!'


| ALL GLORY TO THE VINDERTECH!


| >>166096 >>166101
Well that was qick
>JUST LIKE EVERYTHING ELSE THAT HAPPEND TODAY.


| Update: The CEO of vindertech claims all responsibility for ending the war
"He who controls the tea, controls the UK, We control the Tea"


| >Be britbong
>Filthy yank and asians peev you
>"Oi wanker, lets foight"
>Goes to war
>Power company shuts down the whole grid
>"Oh blimey"
>Still wondering if you should fight for the queen and country
>Yanks close down tea machines
>Ohfucknomate.png
>Surrender into infinity
>Cucked once again


| Breaking: Vindertech CEO claims to been the one to almost destroy new france!
"What is a frenchman without their Baguettes? nobody!"
Stay tuned to find out who the CEO disses next!


| Well then. That was quick. I'm not complaining though. I'm so glad we have good people like that Vindertech CEO in this place, that can save the help. They did need the help of Jinterprise though, but everyone needs some help once in a while.
-GG

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