This thread is permanently archived
(Ad) Parth's Ol' Game Shack
| >a grizzled man with a beard and two spinning cybernetic eyes show up while holding a three pronged controller with a stick in the center.
"Hi! I'm Parth! Owner of Parth's ol' taking shack! And we got deals for you game gurus!"
>star wipe to a display case of 90's consoles and 80's behind bulletproof and later reinforced glass.
"We got salvaged parts from all kinds of gaming consoles and more! We even allow trade ins for used parts!"
| (Gaming stupid auto correct...)
>transition to a gynoid wearing a red mechanic cosplay with blonde hair from a canceled game about a blue armored man delving into dig sites.
"We carry games from many eras and all our displays are fully functional! Enjoy some classics like Uncharted 6, Doom 2 from 2020, and everyone's favorite fighting game... Huneybot 3: Tournament edition with ALL the DLC!
>star wipe to a group of guys playing Huneybot 3 with joy.
| (that Megaman Legends 3 referene.... ;-;)
| (reference* ;-;)
| "And we host local tournaments for the big leagues too! And you computer nuts, we also got some spare parts for retro machines!"
>star wipe to the grizzled man and the gynoid now dressed as a princess in a pink dress.
"So come on down to the ol' game shack! Where the classics NEVER die! Haha!"
>ad ends
| (I see you, you dirty Overwatch reference.)
| Damn you todd, I wont buy your game again! Not even on Playstation VR!!
-OS
This thread is permanently archived
| >A familiar game chime sound is heard. Following with passing images of games from 2020's till 2060's fly by
"Ever wanted to play the games your grandparents played? In an era before VR, AR and thought powered applications?
>screen transition to a jammed store shop of wires and gadgets panning the store.
"Got some old consoles like the PlayStation VR or XboxInfinify that needs repair? Then look no further!"
>