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(AD) 6000 S-U-X!
| "THE 6 0 0 0 S U X!"
"THE 6 0 0 0 S U X!"
"THE 6 0 0 0 S U X!"
"Featuring a 3900 Slug-drive 20 cylinder engine, all wheel drive suspension, four score anti-lock, anti-breaking suspension, and two EXTRA LARGE cupholders, the 6000 S U X is ready to meet the eager demands of Glitch City's finest and most unassuming executive and important class."
"Ride to work! Ride to cruise! Ride to surprise your loved one with the LATEST in TERRESTRIAL TRANSPORT!"
| "Why fly an unreliable "spinner" and risk "spinning out" on the way to an important meeting or holiday retreat? The 6 0 0 0 S U X isn't just the working man's luxury sedan, it's the *ULTIMATE ANSWER IN CONSUMER DEMAND!*"
"And look at that speed! VROOM VROOM! 0 to 60 in ONLY 8 SECONDS!"
"SO FAST..."
"But wait, there's more! Act now at a participating auto dealer and be the first to own a first-edition, factory stamped, signed seal of approval limited edition model while they LAST
| "I am Prime Minister QUINCY, and I ride-"
"-THAT'S RIGHT, PRIME MINISTER QUINCY RIDES LUXURY VEHICLES, and so can you, for an affordable price!"
"Act NOW!"
>As the ad ends, small text appears at the bottom.
>Starting at 2,300,000 zenny.
>Prices subject to change.
>Est. Charge Mileage: 8gigajoules/mile
| Sellout
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| >You're traveling the Matrix, herping and derping around the Shadowlands or perhaps danger/u/'s nodes itself, when suddenly you hear ridiculously cheesy (and LOUD! IN CYBERSPACE!) music.
>For fucks sake, not ANOTHER ad, you think to yourself, but it's not just ANY ad.
>Oh god, oh god, no, NO!
>Oh YEAH! This time it's a
"RECLINING, GEN-U-INE LEATHER SEATS! CRUISE CONTROL! And a BLAUPUNKT RADIO!"
"Welcome to the return of a GLITCH CITY TRADITION: the New, The Improved-"
>...car ad.